Thread: If there really was Heaven & Hell

If you learned that there actually was a Heaven and Hell

What is the first thing you'd change in your life?

I already believe it and still sin. So nothing I'd change, I'd do my best but if that was not good enough I'd accept the inevitability. Of course I don't actually believe in the defintion of 'heaven and hell' as most people believe it to be.

What would you change?

i would want to know what the entry requirements were

but my first reaction would be : "oh shit !"

Ha ha ha MarnixR....sometimes beyond that wit you are funny....oh shit!

I would try to be as naughty as possible so I could get a prime position in Hell.

I mean I don't want to go to Heaven, what with all those moral prigs with their holier than thou attitude.

I could imagine Heaven would be dead dull with just harps to play and clouds to fluff up. I should imagine it's freezing up there!
And no orgies or sex out of marriage and not being able to cuss out loud....i'd be a nervous wreck trying to get everything right and not upset the Holy superiors! Boring as well!

Nah Hell would be much better. It'd be warmer for a start and much more fun I expect with all that wickedness and naughty people.

Originally Posted by Selene

Ha ha ha MarnixR....sometimes beyond that wit you are funny....oh shit!

I would try to be as naughty as possible so I could get a prime position in Hell.

I mean I don't want to go to Heaven, what with all those moral prigs with their holier than thou attitude.

I could imagine Heaven would be dead dull with just harps to play and clouds to fluff up. I should imagine it's freezing up there!
And no orgies or sex out of marriage and not being able to cuss out loud....i'd be a nervous wreck trying to get everything right and not upset the Holy superiors! Boring as well!

Nah Hell would be much better. It'd be warmer for a start and much more fun I expect with all that wickedness and naughty people.

lol!

hehe, if me was to know that there was actually heaven and hell
I would of probably start earning up "good points" by helping too-lazy-to-work
people n` shyt like that... and also I'd try to refrain meself from saying things
like "shyt" as the big eyes of God be really watching from the upper quarters....

btw, I hear they torture people in h3ll... how is it possible to torture a soul?!

I mean... it doesn't have any nerves nor brain... so wtf?

Originally Posted by Hanuka

Originally Posted by Selene

Ha ha ha MarnixR....sometimes beyond that wit you are funny....oh shit!

I would try to be as naughty as possible so I could get a prime position in Hell.

I mean I don't want to go to Heaven, what with all those moral prigs with their holier than thou attitude.

I could imagine Heaven would be dead dull with just harps to play and clouds to fluff up. I should imagine it's freezing up there!
And no orgies or sex out of marriage and not being able to cuss out loud....i'd be a nervous wreck trying to get everything right and not upset the Holy superiors! Boring as well!

Nah Hell would be much better. It'd be warmer for a start and much more fun I expect with all that wickedness and naughty people.

lol!

hehe, if me was to know that there was actually heaven and hell
I would of probably start earning up "good points" by helping too-lazy-to-work
people n` shyt like that... and also I'd try to refrain meself from saying things
like "shyt" as the big eyes of God be really watching from the upper quarters....

btw, I hear they torture people in h3ll... how is it possible to torture a soul?!

I mean... it doesn't have any nerves nor brain... so wtf?

You know I don't get this God stuff anyway.

Cos if God created everything then God created humour as well as swear words like shyte. So what is wrong really with saying shyte, and if it's Gods creation, then why is it so bad?

Maybe God says shyte?

Maybe God is slapping his forehead right now and groaning at all these religious people trying to live proper and inhibiting themselves this and that just to get to Heaven when really God wants us all to experience as much as we possibly can whilst we are on this earth....

Including saying shyte, attending swinging orgies, snorting coke or anything else that takes our fancy.

I think Heaven works on a points schemes like a Nectar card and the more things you do the more points you get and the more points you get the bigger the prizes when you die??

Now that's more like it!

:-D

I always be thinking of god being a slick person(entity?), one that
will give ya a high five after ya kill ur oppressors or kick the teacher
in the nuts after he gives you an F.

So I guess by my book cursing is actually fine by the supreme commander...
Maybe he even has his own cursing dictionary which actually curses the
other person`s soul and body(now these are the type of curses that I wanna know :P)

btw, do ya think god supports marijuana smokers??

Oh well, if there is hell and it isn't what you expected, I'll pull you from it.

Originally Posted by Hanuka

btw, do ya think god supports marijuana smokers??

Of course

Marijuana is Gods special plant

I think DMT is highest on the God's plant list

I bet God is a right pot head rolling Camberwell carrots right now

Oh and thanks Chaos that's real kind of you offering to pull us out of Hell if it's lousy and we want to join Heavens party instead.
Do you think you'd be able to get us in on the door past St Peter though?

Originally Posted by Selene

If you learned that there actually was a Heaven and Hell

What is the first thing you'd change in your life?

I never thought that heaven and hell don't exist!

Originally Posted by wolwerine94

Originally Posted by Selene

If you learned that there actually was a Heaven and Hell

What is the first thing you'd change in your life?

I never thought that heaven and hell don't exist!

Oh come on!

Where is your critical thinking faculty

You have to always consider the odds each way with any problem or theory

I think i'd ask for a day pass to each and then make my mind up. Of course a day isn't really that long to see all the rides but at least i'll be able to get the vibe of the place.
Also, if heaven turned out to be what some radical Muslims believe it to be, i think i'd convert to Islam, then blow myself up to get my hands on 72 virgins.

If everyone suddenly became aware there was a heaven and hell, the first question would be, "Which god?"

And, then we would become subservient to that one cruel and immoral god, a life of slavery on a planetary scale.

It would suck to be us.

Nothing. I follow the words of Marcus Aurelius:

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."

Originally Posted by smellincoffee

Nothing. I follow the words of Marcus Aurelius:

"Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones."

Amen Marcus!

Aye!