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  1. #1 am I a poof 
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    Men find me attractive to the point of thinking they may as well shag me as opposed to the slut who doesn't want to know her own brother.

    And then I tell those men they are "peking duck" to my sister's games of "well, now, suck him dry".

    .......and when I think about my own sexual abilities, I dare not entertain any other man's record to the point he can't pay his way.

    ....yet, men still want me to be gay......by their persistent advances....


    what do I do?

    Should put them out of their misery?

    .......like, "out" them in a very "just" fashion?

    I mean, should we be scarinf intelligent poofs away?

    What if we could use their "need" to prove themselves?

    ....and I say that very ambiguously, right?



    Is there a scientific way I can put such people to rest?

    I mean, how does a man convince a woman she is more important than some shithead who tries to make out one is gay without having to make a public display of the sexual prowess of that woman in question?


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    I have no fucking clue what you're talking about o.O

    What "Intelligent poofs" are you talking about, and what "need to prove themselves" do they have?

    Make some sense >.>

    Any gay guy who hits on a straight guy will usually stop if told the guy is straight...

    That is the most I could get out of this.

    Edit: If you are sexually attracted to men you are, if not you aren't. End of story, and this has nothing to do with religion.


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    Wow.

    You're a "poof psychologist"?


    Help me out here.

    Be more understanding, right?

    I am a good socially upstanding man.

    What do I do to convince others that the attraction of other men to men is not my doing without offending them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Wow.

    You're a "poof psychologist"?


    Help me out here.

    Be more understanding, right?
    I still don't understand what you're asking, reading your post is like reading a haiku.
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    What are you telling me?

    You don't want to understand what I am trying to say?

    Are you a poof?
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    It's not a matter of not wanting to buddy, it's a matter of capability.

    And yes lol...
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    The boogy-poof in my mind is like telling myself I have tried to use the "fuck-ability" in a way that is not going to reason me beyond my own ability to continue my own species, if I was so inclined to live in a minimalist bubble.

    Right?

    Point being.........what does my sister think of me?

    .....and why?

    Worst case scenario is a poof priest hood.

    Like, who would believe in that.
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    So... your sister thinks you're gay? Alright, other people don't get to determine your sexuality. If you're not attracted to men you're not gay. If you're attracted to both men and women, you're bisexual. If you're attracted to women only you're heterosexual. Only you can answer those questions, and you don't need to prove the answer to anyone.
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    My sister finds me more attractive than anyone else what she has found......if you know what I mean......like she is attracted to intelligent men.........because as far as I am concerned the baby photos, well, there aren't any.

    And as for men who find me attractive, how do I tell them their secondary violence is better used on plastic replicas similar to my golden looks?
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    Maybe telling them about your incestuous sister would turn them off
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    No, my sister is cool.

    She's brave enough not to call me a poof in the face of other men.

    (as according to your "emoticons")
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    No, my sister is cool.

    She's brave enough not to call me a poof in the face of other men.

    (as according to your "emoticons")
    It must be tremendously difficult for her lol.

    She shouldn't be calling you gay at all if you're not.
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    This is confusing...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obviously
    This is confusing...
    Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
    I still don't understand what you're asking, reading your post is like reading a haiku.
    I'm still not sure I understand what he's saying >.>
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    Yes.

    But me and Johnny Walker seem to bring this sort of thing out, right?

    No.

    No, I look very "female", and I have no explanation for that other than sincerely having a distinct like for the woman.....what she wants from me, continually......like what she wants is in endless supply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Yes.

    But me and Johnny Walker seem to bring this sort of thing out, right?

    No.

    No, I look very "female", and I have no explanation for that other than sincerely having a distinct like for the woman.....what she wants from me, continually......like what she wants is in endless supply.
    OK I read that over a few times and all I got out of it was that you're androgenous and maybe a transvestite >.>
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    Your imagination runs wild.

    Wild, I tell you.

    (does your mother know)
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Your imagination runs wild.

    Wild, I tell you.

    (does your mother know)
    Yes o.O as does my father, brother, and my friends.
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    God bless your ability, right?

    I mean, you have gone beyond.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    God bless your ability, right?

    I mean, you have gone beyond.
    Alright then...
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    No, good point.

    My question has not been answered.

    Am I a poof?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    No, good point.

    My question has not been answered.

    Am I a poof?
    No, being effeminate doesn't make you gay, being attracted to men does.
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    I look very "female"
    Ever auditioned for idols by any chance?
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    Oh.

    So you believe in the power of one to tell people where to go?

    You know, imagine it: trying to have others understand your sexual inclination without a complete public display.

    No.

    That's a little beyond the "need" for anyone here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KALSTER
    I look very "female"
    Ever auditioned for idols by any chance?
    Rofl .

    Edit: You don't have a need for people to understand you, you just have a want.
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    So you believe in the power of one to tell people where to go?
    Simple question dude.....
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    Simple, yet the answer could make God's life more the bliss you could realise if you had any respect for the answer.

    Think about that when you fuck up.
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    Mmmmm.

    You poor soul

    You fail to realise the use of the word "God" is actually more "coined" during coitus than any other celebratory event know to man or woman.

    I pity your ignorance.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KALSTER
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    Don't worry about it 90% of what he says makes next to no sense, he certainly doesn't speak like English is his native tongue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
    Quote Originally Posted by KALSTER
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    Don't worry about it 90% of what he says makes next to no sense, he certainly doesn't speak like English is his native tongue.
    I'm actually quite used to his nonsensical meanderings. :?
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    No.

    I (THINHK) this talk excites me.

    Nooooo.

    (WISH EDIT)

    Maybe physics can saVE US?"
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    Well that solves the mystery then.

    Yes, you are a poof. You are very very gay.
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    How delightful.

    Anyone else willing to make a statement of social placement?

    (I think physics can save people from not just poofdom, but wretchedness)

    I mean, wow, how was I forced into that one?
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    Is this thread in the right section?
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    I'm gathering information on how a man judges another in being a poof, without being terribly direct. I think it is relevant to religion, as religion condones homosexuality. Is there a poof part of each of us we have to keep in check? Otherwise, why the need for religion in condoning homosexuality? Is it actually a mental derangement?

    Basically, homosexuality is not a seucessful mating strategy for a developing people. If, for instance, homosexuality were promoted for a developing society, the sexual bliss associated with the act of sex would not return reproductive results for developing tribes of people. Clearly any religion would condone therefore, if they want to grow and multiply, poofterism, and really for that case alone, namely the "strength in numbers" idea when societies face other societies. I actually believe that any society serious about growing and developing should not promote poofterism.

    I think any society serious about being strong, like a fortress, with it's need to grow and multiply, needs to avoid poofterism.

    Of course societies not interested in being strong as a growing an multiplyinh people, then poofterism would be a way you can curb your growth and of course eventually become old and withered.

    In time, we develop role-plays, male and female, that serve as symbols of who is highest, should be, in the great reproductive chain. Ideally intelligent people create intelligent children, intelligent minds creating even more intelligent minds, with the affirmation of the strength of their people to multiply.

    If a man begins to behave like a woman, something is going wrong. Likewise, if a woman behaves a man the same problem surfaces, in the game of highlighting traits associated to sexual strength and endurance.

    A man needs to know what sexual strength and endurance is, to hold his own, to be interested in the idea for a long time, to know himself, and not leave a very essential function to chance.

    I've seen games between men, poofter games, "who's the poof", with the aim of taking men out of contention of great women.

    Being labelled a poof can really disable a man's chances with a woman. The slightist "hint" of feminity can destroy a man's reputation. Even looking like a woman can make a man seem like a freak. Men with long hair "risk" being outcasted for that very reason.

    Jesus though had long hair, he wore a long dress, it was as though he challenged the beliefs of his people. And yet he was the strnegth of belief of his people.

    I am of the belief though that religion transcends our physicality, our "appearance".

    Yet, this could conflict with with the game of sexual reproduction.

    Yet also some faiths say we need to live in a society that doesn't "promote" sexuality of any kind, a society of "spiritual" people who keep their sexuality traits to their homes, to the four walls that confine them out of public view.

    When a man then looks like a woman, he could actually be a spiritual person, like jesus, making that point. The need for men and women to look different by all public appearance is really promoting the need for men and women to promote their sexuality to one and all, which contranevenes certain faiths.

    The benefits of being a spiritual person is being able to access great wisdom. Because being a ghost, well, traditionally people work all their lives to be a ghost, if being a ghost is any fun, and that usually represents a lot of expereince. A young man who can access ghostly wisdom can do himself a great favor. But to access that gostly wisdom he needs to cleave to a type of faith different to the one of promoting one's sexuality.
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    Clearly any religion would condone therefore, if they want to grow and multiply, poofterism
    To condone is to allow, overlook. You really see that in religion or did you misuse the word 'condone'?
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    I would condone any of my children to follow someone jumping off a cliff.

    What's your point.

    Anyway, when men accuse young men accessing great wisdom of looking feminine, those men that accuse are really doing their own mind a diservice of wisdom: they're becomming morons.

    Any man who has to live and work with any such morons would be doing a great service to himself to remove himself from an environment of foul-mouthed men who are simply playing a small-minded tactical game of taking women off the scent of who would be a quite an intelligent young man who would ideally be ultimately used as a prime candidate to advance his own species.

    I do admit though that men who have no interest in great wisdom opt for the simple "opposite to woman with looks" path.

    Basically, a society that promotes itself in a sexual way tends to become profane and base. I prefer to leave that for the bedroom, or hot tub.
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    The confusion continues... :?
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    The greatest wisdom in the world for me is being able to teach someone something. To know how to teach something, well that's the most important thing of all. You can teach anything in knowing "how" to teach. For me the greatest wisdom is a woman who can understand me, a partner, because she is someone I can go home with and not kick out of my bedroom while developing the species.

    What don't you understand about that?

    What's confusing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obviously
    The confusion continues... :?
    Add me into the confusion pot :?

    One can only try so far to understand until you have to admit the impossible.

    TheQuestIsNotOver , please, do everyone a favour, if you want anyone to understand you, add a huge does of coherence.

    You are not making any sense in any of your posts

    This is NOT intended to insult you, just get you to realise

    If you can't listen to what the other posters tell you and you continue to speak in a strange language and you can't be bothered to make it intelligible then quite frankly you are not worth bothering with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    The greatest wisdom in the world for me is being able to teach someone something. To know how to teach something, well that's the most important thing of all. You can teach anything in knowing "how" to teach. For me the greatest wisdom is a woman who can understand me, a partner, because she is someone I can go home with and not kick out of my bedroom while developing the species.

    What don't you understand about that?

    What's confusing?

    Eh?

    Que?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    What's confusing?
    Your language. You think you have a way with words. You don't. Your message, whatever it is, gets lost in your misguided attempts to sound like Shakespeare. I also fear that your message is inherently incoherent, but it's difficult to tell through the jungle of your prose.
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    You are my misguided attempt.

    I have bent beyond backwards to learn your language.

    Yes, from nothing.......from nothing.
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    When the OTP gets done with the nonsensical dribble and babbling and decides to post an at least halfway-clear question, let me know. Otherwise, this doesn't belong in the Religious or General sections, but in the garbage.
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    Good point.

    We need to be taught religion.

    Will you (please) continue.

    Or.....let me continue with you, right?

    Can you imagine a TV priest as a puppet?

    Ask me a question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Good point.

    We need to be taught religion.

    Will you (please) continue.

    Or.....let me continue with you, right?
    I'm not sure if this is funny or just sad.
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    Well, that depends on how one looks back on school.
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    Each post by the OP reminds me of one of those spam emails or blog comments you get that is a collection of random words that somehow almosts makes sense, yet leave you thinking "huh?".

    Here's an example I recieved on my blog:
    "interpretability polar wickedish consentient arend figmental concussive apiculate"

    In conclusion, this post = huh?

    :?
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    Good call.

    A Turing test


    Me: Ever auditioned for idols by any chance?

    Chatbot: I think I have auditioned for idols by any chance, but Bartender may have reset my memory.

    Me: Bartender?

    Chatbot: Do you often seek pleasure?

    Me: In theory, yeah.

    Chatbot: Are you kidding?

    Me: Partially .

    Chatbot: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about Partially .

    Me: No. We weren't. We were talking about Pleasure.

    Chatbot: How can I help you? By "we" do you mean you and me? Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.

    Me: Stay. On. The. Freaking. Topic.

    Chatbot: In the context of Topic , I don't understand " Stay." . Do you have a hard time completing projects? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. So was that. Oh, you are a poet.
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