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  1. #1 I can prove Heaven and Hell Exists... 
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    I have worked out that heaven and hell does exist... however I am not sure everyone is interested in this answer...if I get a good response I will post the answer in....its a bit long but is interesting...

    It involves parallel worlds, time, algorthims, etc etc...

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    Let me know if your interested....

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    Basically...

    Computers will become so quick in the future that quantum computing will take off in a big way...

    The simplest theory of evolution is the game of life in a simulated envirnoment. Using interations, a massive simulation will take place...

    using dimension for life, per zillixsecond. which is the speed at which the quantum computers will run the simulation over and over again. Thus an algorithm for evolution. What will happen is the universes will evolved as you are seing now. and essentially....HERES THE IMPORTANT BIT...

    1 GENERATED UNIVERSE WILL GROW AND EXPAND AND CREATE ANOTHER 1 WITHIN ITS OWN QUANTUM COMPUTING POWER...

    this will happen over and over and over again...untill guess what!...

    you produce infinatite worlds!!...with infinate universes...with infinate possibilitys of ANYTHING HAPPENING....

    SO AS YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE EVERY POSSIBLE VARIATION OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IS AND HAS ALLREADY HAPPENED!!...

    SO....THE DEVIL DOES EXIST...AND SO DOES HEAVEN....

    BUT WHERE ARE YOU??...NOW??...WHICH WORLD ARE YOU IN NOW???..

    YOUR IN THE SAME WORLD AS ME....THIS IS WHERE SOUL COMES IN...

    YOUR SOUL IS YOUR PRESENT BEING....

    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...

    YOUR SOUL IS IN YOU... YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO WHERE YOU WANT TO END UP....

    BELIEVE ME...DONT STOP DREAMING...AS LAWS AND RULES OF LIFE AND PHYSICS...ARE SOO ADVANCED...IN SOME UNIVERSES ALL YOU CAN DO...IS JUST SMILE....

    AS YOU KNOW...YOULL END UP IN HEAVEN....



    any more advice or questions is welcomed....

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    Thank you for those people who left me PMs for my MettaTheory...

    heaven and hell exists...

    There are some kind words and I would like to say thanks...

    I will make myself public soon...so any book signings I will let you know where they are...

    Thanks again,

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    nice bong logic there james
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    I'm going to have to assume that you're high on PCP.
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    You have yet to provide any evidence for souls and a way for them to be transported to another universe in forever pain or in forever joy, and also yet to provide evidence for God. Also this about quantum computing creating infinite worlds etc, other universes, etc, etc.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
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    I FEEL A BIT HURT...TO THINK...PEOPLE ARE NOT AS CLEVER AS ME....IF YOU CARRY ON LIKE THAT...YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL END UP....
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I FEEL A BIT HURT...TO THINK...PEOPLE ARE NOT AS CLEVER AS ME....IF YOU CARRY ON LIKE THAT...YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL END UP....
    "People are not as clever as me"? Who do you think you are, God? Not to be insulting, but your ideas are ridiculous as presented so far and makes little sense. Where's the math, observations, hypothesis etc that makes up this theory? On what basis are you assuming all these things?

    And why isn't this topic in the Psuedoscience section?
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    Exactly from where in your theory does it follow that heaven and hell exists? All you are saying is that infinite universes exist. And what is a Zillisecond? No such unit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KALSTER
    Exactly from where in your theory does it follow that heaven and hell exists? All you are saying is that infinite universes exist. And what is a Zillisecond? No such unit.
    At the moment and until someone makes it.
    "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe". - Carl Sagan
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    I know Einstien had a similar problem with people doubting his theorys as well...but I do know...I am correct...this is why for the moment I am keeping my identity secret...

    Quote Originally Posted by KALSTER
    Exactly from where in your theory does it follow that heaven and hell exists? All you are saying is that infinite universes exist.
    a simple proof of what is to come....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaND1XE9nrQ

    people....infinant universes exist...with every possible variation existing...

    evidence....the above youtube clip is a simple evolution of simple rules...what is going to happen is quantum computing will take off...rules will contain everything about the world...and then...BANG...another universe will be made!..

    any more questions feel free to reply
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    Where is your evidence for any of your claims?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obviously
    Where is your evidence for any of your claims?
    a feeling of pure...calm

    a feeling of pure...fulfillment

    a feeling of purity...

    a feeling of celebration...

    a feeling of being in the know...

    I write to you with calm happyness.

    ...I write to you with peace.

    I am the son of god
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    Evidence please...

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

    Your topic is called "I can prove Heaven and Hell Exists...", but you have yet to provide any proof. All you've done so far is claim nonsensical things.

    What makes you believe you're the son of God? Drugs?
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    Again, what is a Zillisecond? No such unit!

    I am the son of god
    Oh dear. :?
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    A zilli sceond is one zillioth of a second, which is one exadurate of a billion
    "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe". - Carl Sagan
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  18. #17 Evidence... 
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    Its time for me to share with you my first public masterpiece...

    listen...I dont want sky news or any agency trying to find me...I know this these are radical brilliant groundbreaking ideas and concepts...it is advanced for most people to handel...

    please...let me begin....

    Life on canvas

    I arrived in a white room, so light and yet so plain.
    I was presented a canvas to paint.

    Yet the subject was unknown and the limit was only time.
    The final picture was all too familiar with each stroke containing so much feeling,

    the picture was regretfully complete.
    I stud up and took a step back to view the image,

    I was proud and fulfilled with my work yet so scared with where I was going to next. What used to be normality had moved to a new dimension.

    It was time to forgive and reunite.
    I know a lot about myself now and the new realm would give me so much more to love than before.

    By Genius James

    (im in tears so beautiful)
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    Quote Originally Posted by 425 Chaotic Requisition
    A zilli sceond is one zillioth of a second, which is one exadurate of a billion
    http://www.thefreedictionary.com/zillionth
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    Hi for those people who have asked me about the TED conference, I have accepted the invitation to speak for this year. I was greatfull for being given the opportunity. Thanks again for TED organisers, please feel free to come and watch me.
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    This guy is a prime example of what it is like to take over 5 mind destroying drugs at once.

    Wait geniusjames, before you respond, I suggest you smoke more of this ; otherwise you might expose us to what writing while in withdrawal is like ....which is something none of us want to see.
    Of all the wonders in the universe, none is likely more fascinating and complicated than human nature.

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

    "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence"

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    Use your computing strength for science!
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    Don't feed the troll. It's what he wants you to do.
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    I AM NOT A TROLL...

    I AM A GENIUS....
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    Edit your posts and you'll seem less trollish. Put new additions to your post by editing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I AM NOT A TROLL...

    I AM A GENIUS....
    OK Genius...tell us how the Flintstone's TV works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I arrived in a white room
    I completely believe you.

    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I stud up
    And you think the son of god would know how to spell stood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I have worked out that heaven and hell does exist...
    half right... you turned this forum into heLL
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    The truth is difficult to obtain.
    They conceal it in books.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I have worked out that heaven and hell does exist... however I am not sure everyone is interested in this answer...if I get a good response I will post the answer in....its a bit long but is interesting...

    It involves parallel worlds, time, algorthims, etc etc...

    Regards,

    Let me know if your interested....

    Genius James
    My realistic view on this topic is as follows:

    Heaven is being a billionaire(?) or being in bed with a woman.

    Hell is being in a war at the front lines or in a hospital.

    Cosmo
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    I find the very concepts of heaven and hell nothing but paradoxial in its suggestions.
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    My people....

    We are moving towards hell unless something is done....

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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    My people....

    We are moving towards hell unless something is done....

    GJ
    Thy will be done. Tell us oh great leader, what must be done? Does the end justify the means? Guide us oh great one.
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  33. #32 The Answer = The Quest 
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    We dont need to move to another universe...we just need to take control of this one....

    I will lead...but I need followers....

    I will be assigning ranks to followers on a loyaltee basis...first come first serve....

    Whos with me?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    We dont need to move to another universe...we just need to take control of this one....

    I will lead...but I need followers....

    I will be assigning ranks to followers on a loyaltee basis...first come first serve....

    Whos with me?
    I would find it hard to believe anyone here would join an idealistic cult that probably will lead to violence, hate and bloodbath.

    Are you willing to follow ancient human nature, create a group, and kill everyone who disagrees with you?

    Yes, yes. You haven't implied anything like this... yet. "I need followers" and "I will be assigning ranks to followers on a loyaltee basis...first come first serve...." etc, this is a classical start.

    One question though. Will it be a suicide cult, or a cult willing to try and take over the world and kill anyone with different views?

    "we just need to take control of this one...."

    Ah, guess you already answered that one.
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    My son....

    Why resist good?...

    Join Me....I am looking for a number 2...

    Anybody Interested....

    As the group expands...you will have amense power in the position.....

    are you in or out?....
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    I'm... not getting through to you at all... am I..?
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    ARE YOU IN OR OUT....

    MY SON....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfP0u_zf3EE

    THINK ABOUT THE TITLE..

    I NEED YOU TO BE A SHEPHERD...

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    That will be set in glass window when the HQs come...and your name will be in the window...

    are you in my son?

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    That is the black hole...which we want....

    but this is heaven not hell thats why its white...

    PURE WHITE
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    THE END IS NEAR...

    THE BEGINNING IS CLOSER!
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    WELL PEOPLE...THE TIME IS NOW RIGHT TO COME CLEAN....

    I AM NOT MAD I AM A CARING PERSON...

    I AM ALWAYS HAD A TALENT IN BEING ABLE TO SPEAK COMPLETE S$%TE!...AND TO TALK NONE STOP ABOUT ANYTHING WHICH I CARE TOO!...

    I HAVE DONE EVER SINCE I REMEBER....

    I WOULD LIKE TO BRING YOUR ATTENTION TO SOME VERY SPECIAL CHILDREN...WHO HAVE A ANXIETY DISORDER CALLED...

    SELECTIVE MUTISM...

    ITS NOT VERY NICE AS THESE KIDS CANT SPEAK FREELY IN SCHOOL AND CERTAIN PLACES...BUT WHEN THEY GET HOME THEY ARE FINE...ITS JUST THEY REALLY CANT SPEAK!...

    ITS NOT THEIR FAULT ITS NOT AS IF THEY DONT WANT TO SPEAK...ITS ....THEY CANT SPEAK!!!!!...ITS AN ACTUAL PROBLEM....

    AND I WOULD LIKE TO BRING EVERYONES ATTENTION TO IT AND HOPEFULLY SOME NICE PEOPLE WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A DONATION TO THE CHARITY...

    AND GET THESE KIDS BACK TALKING AGAIN...

    THANKS GUYS..

    http://www.selectivemutism.org/ways-to-give

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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Basically...

    Computers will become so quick in the future that quantum computing will take off in a big way...

    The simplest theory of evolution is the game of life in a simulated envirnoment. Using interations, a massive simulation will take place...

    using dimension for life, per zillixsecond. which is the speed at which the quantum computers will run the simulation over and over again. Thus an algorithm for evolution. What will happen is the universes will evolved as you are seing now. and essentially....HERES THE IMPORTANT BIT...

    1 GENERATED UNIVERSE WILL GROW AND EXPAND AND CREATE ANOTHER 1 WITHIN ITS OWN QUANTUM COMPUTING POWER...

    this will happen over and over and over again...untill guess what!...

    you produce infinatite worlds!!...with infinate universes...with infinate possibilitys of ANYTHING HAPPENING....

    SO AS YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE EVERY POSSIBLE VARIATION OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IS AND HAS ALLREADY HAPPENED!!...

    SO....THE DEVIL DOES EXIST...AND SO DOES HEAVEN....

    BUT WHERE ARE YOU??...NOW??...WHICH WORLD ARE YOU IN NOW???..

    YOUR IN THE SAME WORLD AS ME....THIS IS WHERE SOUL COMES IN...

    YOUR SOUL IS YOUR PRESENT BEING....

    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...

    YOUR SOUL IS IN YOU... YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO WHERE YOU WANT TO END UP....

    BELIEVE ME...DONT STOP DREAMING...AS LAWS AND RULES OF LIFE AND PHYSICS...ARE SOO ADVANCED...IN SOME UNIVERSES ALL YOU CAN DO...IS JUST SMILE....

    AS YOU KNOW...YOULL END UP IN HEAVEN....



    any more advice or questions is welcomed....

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    The essential problem here is that the efficiency of computing is based on the ability to ignore parts of the problem. If you take on a problem at its full complexity, the computer's power gets eaten up pretty quickly.

    Computers are able to do simple things very fast, but I'm pretty sure a computer able to perfectly generate a vast universe, with all its complexity would, itself, be the size of that universe, or bigger.

    Still, this is all similar to what I believe. Just not exactly the same.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Quote Originally Posted by Obviously
    Where is your evidence for any of your claims?
    a feeling of pure...calm

    a feeling of pure...fulfillment

    a feeling of purity...

    a feeling of celebration...

    a feeling of being in the know...

    I write to you with calm happyness.

    ...I write to you with peace.

    I am the son of god


    I just love this place.

    Always guaranteed to make my belly laugh!

    I believe you James, i would like to kiss your feet and dry them with my hair
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I am the son of god
    Yes, you are everwhere, standing on soap boxes on every street corner. I think you asked me for some spare change this morning.
    Religious Fundamentalist Club - Member #1.
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    James, your Theiry has no evidence to back it up.

    At first I just thought it was an ill-explained theiry, then you claimed to be the son of god, no offence but get some help.

    ps. when you say you can prove heavan and hell exist. all your thiery says is that it may be posible that something resembling heavan and hell may be created sometime in the future.

    pps. you allso scare me that you will claim to be the son of god and want followers to help take over the world just based of a theiry you had that lacks evidence
    'if one man beleaves in fairies its called madness
    if one million men beleave in faries its called religion'- Richard Dawkings
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Quote Originally Posted by Obviously
    Where is your evidence for any of your claims?
    a feeling of pure...calm

    a feeling of pure...fulfillment

    a feeling of purity...

    a feeling of celebration...

    a feeling of being in the know...

    I write to you with calm happyness.

    ...I write to you with peace.

    I am the son of god


    I just love this place.

    Always guaranteed to make my belly laugh!

    I believe you James, i would like to kiss your feet and dry them with my hair
    Are you female?
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    Quote Originally Posted by kojax
    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Basically...

    Computers will become so quick in the future that quantum computing will take off in a big way...

    The simplest theory of evolution is the game of life in a simulated envirnoment. Using interations, a massive simulation will take place...

    using dimension for life, per zillixsecond. which is the speed at which the quantum computers will run the simulation over and over again. Thus an algorithm for evolution. What will happen is the universes will evolved as you are seing now. and essentially....HERES THE IMPORTANT BIT...

    1 GENERATED UNIVERSE WILL GROW AND EXPAND AND CREATE ANOTHER 1 WITHIN ITS OWN QUANTUM COMPUTING POWER...

    this will happen over and over and over again...untill guess what!...

    you produce infinatite worlds!!...with infinate universes...with infinate possibilitys of ANYTHING HAPPENING....

    SO AS YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE EVERY POSSIBLE VARIATION OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IS AND HAS ALLREADY HAPPENED!!...

    SO....THE DEVIL DOES EXIST...AND SO DOES HEAVEN....

    BUT WHERE ARE YOU??...NOW??...WHICH WORLD ARE YOU IN NOW???..

    YOUR IN THE SAME WORLD AS ME....THIS IS WHERE SOUL COMES IN...

    YOUR SOUL IS YOUR PRESENT BEING....

    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...

    YOUR SOUL IS IN YOU... YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO WHERE YOU WANT TO END UP....

    BELIEVE ME...DONT STOP DREAMING...AS LAWS AND RULES OF LIFE AND PHYSICS...ARE SOO ADVANCED...IN SOME UNIVERSES ALL YOU CAN DO...IS JUST SMILE....

    AS YOU KNOW...YOULL END UP IN HEAVEN....



    any more advice or questions is welcomed....

    Genuis James
    The essential problem here is that the efficiency of computing is based on the ability to ignore parts of the problem. If you take on a problem at its full complexity, the computer's power gets eaten up pretty quickly.

    Computers are able to do simple things very fast, but I'm pretty sure a computer able to perfectly generate a vast universe, with all its complexity would, itself, be the size of that universe, or bigger.

    Still, this is all similar to what I believe. Just not exactly the same.
    weve got a hit!...

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    IM ACTUALLY QUITE P$%SSED OFF THAT NOBODY HAS COMMENTED ON MY MATERPIECE OF A POEM....YOU ALL OBVIOUSLY DONT GET IT...OTHERWISE YOU WOULD OF....ANY BODY APRECIATE...A POWER POEM?...

    Life on canvas

    I arrived in a white room, so light and yet so plain.
    I was presented a canvas to paint.

    Yet the subject was unknown and the limit was only time.
    The final picture was all too familiar with each stroke containing so much feeling,

    the picture was regretfully complete.
    I stud up and took a step back to view the image,

    I was proud and fulfilled with my work yet so scared with where I was going to next. What used to be normality had moved to a new dimension.

    It was time to forgive and reunite.
    I know a lot about myself now and the new realm would give me so much more to love than before.

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    James, this is a science forum and the people here generally enjoy logic behind theories and/or ideas. The people here are not right to put you down but you are not right to undermine their intellect.

    I also think that your theory is not in the realm of conventional science and may belong in a different section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    IM ACTUALLY QUITE P$%SSED OFF THAT NOBODY HAS COMMENTED ON MY MATERPIECE OF A POEM....
    How about a spell checker for the masterpiece?
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    Once again, my peaceful stepping-ins are not working. Continue arguing but this could have been an interesting topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
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    Where is your evidence for any of your claims?
    a feeling of pure...calm

    a feeling of pure...fulfillment

    a feeling of purity...

    a feeling of celebration...

    a feeling of being in the know...

    I write to you with calm happyness.

    ...I write to you with peace.

    I am the son of god


    I just love this place.

    Always guaranteed to make my belly laugh!

    I believe you James, i would like to kiss your feet and dry them with my hair
    Are you female?
    Yes James

    Are girls allowed in your gang?

    If so can i be your Magdalene?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    IM ACTUALLY QUITE P$%SSED OFF THAT NOBODY HAS COMMENTED ON MY MATERPIECE OF A POEM....YOU ALL OBVIOUSLY DONT GET IT...OTHERWISE YOU WOULD OF....ANY BODY APRECIATE...A POWER POEM?...

    Life on canvas

    I arrived in a white room, so light and yet so plain.
    I was presented a canvas to paint.

    Yet the subject was unknown and the limit was only time.
    The final picture was all too familiar with each stroke containing so much feeling,

    the picture was regretfully complete.
    I stud up and took a step back to view the image,

    I was proud and fulfilled with my work yet so scared with where I was going to next. What used to be normality had moved to a new dimension.

    It was time to forgive and reunite.
    I know a lot about myself now and the new realm would give me so much more to love than before.

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    I haven't commented James because it has just left me speechless.

    It is just power overload man!
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    I agree, this seems like you are either do not behave like this usually and are using the internet to be someone you're not or you need to rethink your approach on the subject.
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    Life on canvas

    I arrived in a white room, so light and yet so plain.
    I was presented a canvas to paint.

    Yet the subject was unknown and the limit was only time.
    The final picture was all too familiar with each stroke containing so much feeling,

    the picture was regretfully complete.
    I stud up and took a step back to view the image,

    I was proud and fulfilled with my work yet so scared with where I was going to next. What used to be normality had moved to a new dimension.

    It was time to forgive and reunite.
    I know a lot about myself now and the new realm would give me so much more to love than before.

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    1) FIRSTLY....WHY DO YOU THINK THIS IS THE TOP POST ON THIS FORUM??....

    BECUASE EVERYONE LIKES READING ABOUT MY IDEAS...

    YES I DO HAVE OUTSTANDING IDEAS...THAT NO MANY PEOPLE GRASP...

    THE POEM....IS A MASTER PIECE....FACT

    (THANK YOU FOR THE PEOPLE WHO NOTICED THAT)

    2) THE GIRL WHO ASKED TO BE MY MAGDALANE?...NOW...I DONT WANT TO CAUSE MASS OFFENCE....ETC ETC ETC...ESPECIALLY DOING THIS ONLINE....AS WELL..BUT....

    COULD YOU PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU BELIEVE SHE WAS A BIT...AHH MOVING ON...

    3) I AM GOING TO RELEASE ANOTHER POWER POEM IN ABOUT 30 MINS...

    4) YES I AM ALWAYS LIKE THIS...BUT EVERY NOW AND AGAIN I TURN INTO A GENIUS AND COME OUT WITH SOME FANTASTIC IDEAS....

    5) CANT REMEBER WHO IT WAS BUT SOMEBODY DIDT GET MY THEORY AND SLAGGED ME OFF...WELL IF YOU ACTUALLY READ IT PROPERLY IT MAKES SENCE!!!!!!!!!

    6) I AM HAVING A BAD DAY SO IM GOING TO WRITE A POEM ABOUT IT NOW....

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    You are being egocentric!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiyk
    You are being egocentric!
    I AM ALLOWED I AM JESUS
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    YOU ARE NOT JESUS. JESUS IS PERFECT AND YOU ARE BEING AN ASS TO EVERYONE! :-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skiyk
    YOU ARE NOT JESUS. JESUS IS PERFECT AND YOU ARE BEING AN ASS TO EVERYONE! :-D
    ASS??....IS THAT Y I GET FAN MAIL????
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    That's called sarcasm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    I AM ALLOWED I AM JESUS
    You're not Jesus, you're James.
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    Hello everyone.

    technically, he is Jesus.

    blah blah, we are all god's children. Don't get me wrong, I'm not religious at all.

    Anyway,
    heaven and hell are states of mind.

    carry on...
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    In your opinion
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    The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of South Carolina chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
    One student, however, wrote the following:

    "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities;
    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?
    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, " it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

    The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
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    Quote Originally Posted by THE SON OF GOD
    2) THE GIRL WHO ASKED TO BE MY MAGDALANE?...NOW...I DONT WANT TO CAUSE MASS OFFENCE....ETC ETC ETC...ESPECIALLY DOING THIS ONLINE....AS WELL..BUT....

    COULD YOU PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU BELIEVE SHE WAS A BIT...AHH MOVING ON...
    A bit ????? do tell me James what i am a bit of, beings as your the SON OF GOD i thought you would enlighten me????

    You still haven't said whether i can join your gang or not!

    Will i get a membership card, badge and a free t/shirt?

    Will i need to wear sandals and grow my hair down to waist?

    I have been waiting anxiously all week for your answer O Holy one

    P.S James, do you play Poker??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene

    P.S James, do you play Poker??
    You should never play poker with god. He'll take you for everythign you have. Or at least thought you had. Because in reality everythign is his.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by THE SON OF GOD
    2) THE GIRL WHO ASKED TO BE MY MAGDALANE?...NOW...I DONT WANT TO CAUSE MASS OFFENCE....ETC ETC ETC...ESPECIALLY DOING THIS ONLINE....AS WELL..BUT....

    COULD YOU PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU BELIEVE SHE WAS A BIT...AHH MOVING ON...
    A bit ????? do tell me James what i am a bit of, beings as your the SON OF GOD i thought you would enlighten me????

    You still haven't said whether i can join your gang or not!

    Will i get a membership card, badge and a free t/shirt?

    Will i need to wear sandals and grow my hair down to waist?

    I have been waiting anxiously all week for your answer O Holy one

    P.S James, do you play Poker??
    YOU ARE IN MY LOVE...
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    James, I'm willing to accept that your revelations are for all intents and purposes a true religion. But I think there's a question you haven't answered yet: how can you convince us that it's your religion, not some other one, that we should follow? Can you give us a sign or proof that yours is more true than say Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianism? I'm sure you didn't need to convince yourself of this, you clearly felt that your revelations are more true and meaningful than all alternatives. But we can't feel what you feel, so we'll need a sign or proof to reach the same level of awe, amazement and joy as you feel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon
    Can you give us a sign or proof that yours is more true than say Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianism?
    Pastafarianism?

    Is that a spelling mistake Pendragon, or is that the name
    of the Spaghetti Monster God?
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by THE SON OF GOD
    2) THE GIRL WHO ASKED TO BE MY MAGDALANE?...NOW...I DONT WANT TO CAUSE MASS OFFENCE....ETC ETC ETC...ESPECIALLY DOING THIS ONLINE....AS WELL..BUT....

    COULD YOU PLEASE CONFIRM WHETHER YOU BELIEVE SHE WAS A BIT...AHH MOVING ON...
    A bit ????? do tell me James what i am a bit of, beings as your the SON OF GOD i thought you would enlighten me????

    You still haven't said whether i can join your gang or not!

    Will i get a membership card, badge and a free t/shirt?

    Will i need to wear sandals and grow my hair down to waist?

    I have been waiting anxiously all week for your answer O Holy one

    P.S James, do you play Poker??
    YOU ARE IN MY LOVE...
    Oh shucks

    Thanks my Blessed Babe

    I'm going to have to write to Gary now and tell him I've found a better gang to join.

    When do we start our missioning?

    P.s What do we call ourselves? (see Pendragons post above) we need to have a name, or maybe we could be 'The Religion That Needs No Name only Believers'? but of course that's up to you, you're the Leader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon
    Can you give us a sign or proof that yours is more true than say Christianity, Islam, Pastafarianism?
    Pastafarianism?

    Is that a spelling mistake Pendragon, or is that the name
    of the Spaghetti Monster God?
    I AM THE LEADER OF THE NEW RELIGION CALLED...

    TIEISM...

    WE ARE A FACELESS RELIGION...

    ONLY WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT WE CAN REVEAL OUR FACES FROM BEHIND OUR HANDS...

    ALL MEMBERS MUST WEAR A TIE ON THEIR HEAD...

    THIS IS TO SIGNIFY OUR LINKS WITH POWER...

    AS A TIE IS WORN FOR BUSINESS AND POLITICAL PURPOSES...

    SOON WE WILL HAVE 1000S OF FOLLOWERS ALL SENDING US PICTURES OF THEMSELVES WORKING IN THEIR OFFICES....WITH THEIR TIES AROUND THEIR HEADS WITH THEIR FACES BEHIND THEIR HANDS....

    AS WE ARE A SECRET RELIGION OUR BELIEFS ARE PUBLIC....

    WE BELIEVE IN ELISTISM..

    WE BELIEVE THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW SUPERPOWER RELIGION...AS WE WILL GROW AND TAKE OVER ALL THE BUSINESS LEADERS IN THE WORLD...

    SOON TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS ACROSS THE WORLD WILL ALL BE WEARING THEIR TIES ON THEIR HEADS...AND SENDING ME PHOTOS OF THEMSELVES DOING IT...BUT REMEBER THEIR FACES WILL BE COVERED...BY THEIR HANDS....

    1 BY 1 ....WE WILL BECOME THE NEW POWER....

    ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE?!!!!

    I WILL ASSIGN YOU ROLES SOON...AND CREATE A SEPARE BLOG FOR US TO COMMUNICATE...

    YOU WILL BOTH BE INCREADIBLY POWERFULL PEOPLE....

    KIND WISHES...THE GENIUS...
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    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

    As leader branches will happen...its natural

    however I will need to assess the size of your boobs before creating a new devision...
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

    As leader branches will happen...its natural

    however I will need to assess the size of your boobs before creating a new devision...
    Well let's just say they are big enough to hold up a Boob Tube for a substantial amount of minutes worth of Mexican Waves or dancing to an extended version of Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M.......

    And i could probably complete about 50 rounds of Y.M.C.A by the Village People.......

    Without it sliding down
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
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    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

    As leader branches will happen...its natural

    however I will need to assess the size of your boobs before creating a new devision...
    Well let's just say they are big enough to hold up a Boob Tube for a substantial amount of minutes worth of Mexican Waves or dancing to an extended version of Ra Ra Rasputin by Boney M.......

    And i could probably complete about 50 rounds of Y.M.C.A by the Village People.......

    Without it sliding down
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    Why do you make fun of Jesus and use Jesus as the central pillar?
    "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe". - Carl Sagan
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    Quote Originally Posted by 425 Chaotic Requisition
    Why do you make fun of Jesus and use Jesus as the central pillar?
    I AM JESUS...ARE YOU IN THE NEW RELIGION TIEISM?
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    rotflmao! thanks for the laugh GJ, your the total and complete nutjob, but extremely amusing for a troll.
    I've never chuckled so much reading a thread before.
    A logician saves the life of a tiny space alien. The alien is very grateful and, since she's omniscient, offers the following reward: she offers to answer any question the logician might pose. Without too much thought (after all, he's a logician), he asks: "What is the best question to ask and what is the correct answer to that question?" The tiny alien pauses. Finally she replies, "The best question is the one you just asked; and the correct answer is the one I gave."
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames

    I AM THE LEADER OF THE NEW RELIGION CALLED...

    TIEISM...

    ALL MEMBERS MUST WEAR A TIE ON THEIR HEAD...

    ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE?!!!!
    I hear and I obey, o' great one.

    All hail the great tie caddy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Did you ever imagine you would be flirting with jesus?
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    But i often imagined Jesus flirting with me
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    James, could you show us a picture of yourself with a tie on your head?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

    why do you humour him? he is obviusly a nut-job, if he thinks you support him then he will never realise he is insane.
    'if one man beleaves in fairies its called madness
    if one million men beleave in faries its called religion'- Richard Dawkings
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyman
    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    A tie????

    Aw

    I was hoping for at least a bit of glitter or something more sparkly and glamorous to wear!

    Sandals would have been better than a tie

    (Sigh)

    Oh well i guess if we are all going to be the 'elite' we had better wear ties.

    but on our heads?

    Guess i could go and find a brightly coloured tie with sparkly bits.............

    (P.s do we really have to hide our faces? But i wanted to be famous and be known as one of the first of the Tie people.......)

    You're the Leader, what you says goes i suppose...........

    I could always split off and start a branch of Tieism, could call it Boob Tubism!

    why do you humour him? he is obviusly a nut-job, if he thinks you support him then he will never realise he is insane.
    I think you miss the point here qwertyman.

    James' aim is make our legs longer than his and therefore i am attempting to make his longer than ours.

    Therefore if he is insane then so are we and so are you for thinking he is.

    The only antidote to nuttiness in this instance is a strong does of humour injected with a little lightheartedness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon
    James, could you show us a picture of yourself with a tie on your head?
    Yes please

    I have found a nice pink one with a motif of piglet and i have been practicing all day.

    Should the loose flap of the tie hang round the back or the front.

    P.s are there other things we could use the tie for???
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    All girls get initiated by myself and will find out exactly why the ties come in handy in due course...

    PEOPLE.....SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR THE RELIGION AND SHOW YOUR PICTURES OF TIES ON YOUR HEAD AND FACES COVERED!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by Pendragon
    James, could you show us a picture of yourself with a tie on your head?
    Yes please

    I have found a nice pink one with a motif of piglet and i have been practicing all day.

    Should the loose flap of the tie hang round the back or the front.

    P.s are there other things we could use the tie for???
    It's too bad this forum doesn't have a fetish section because this is starting to near bondage discussion.
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    Yea the joke is wearing off a bit.

    James, could you try to push the discussion a bit more towards metaphysical issues? For example how you're planning to convince religious ppl that they should reject their present religion and choose yours instead? If you want to focus purely on rituals then you'll have to explain why they are so meaningful for your religion.

    Btw how did you first find out that you're a phrophet, how does that work?

    It's your responsability to keep this discussion interesting, the trashcan is always hungry :wink:
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...
    BULLSHIT! :x
    An ignorent saying of ignorent people!
    all and I mean ALL things that exist, including souls (or 'energy' if you like) are dynamic by nature!
    There is no "predefined" plan, its just a lame excuse for people to be lazy and hope that the "predefined plan"" of theirs includes some greatness.

    Dammit!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hanuka
    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...
    BULLSHIT! :x
    An ignorent saying of ignorent people!
    all and I mean ALL things that exist, including souls (or 'energy' if you like) are dynamic by nature!
    There is no "predefined" plan, its just a lame excuse for people to be lazy and hope that the "predefined plan"" of theirs includes some greatness.

    Dammit!
    Hear hear!!

    That's absolutely correct, all living things are dynamic.
    If it's not dynamic then it is dead matter!
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    aye aye! :-D
    he who doesnt know, speculate. 8)

    btw, selene, dead matter(or items if i got you right) are also dynamic.
    a rock for instence is suspected to have a 'desteny' of like be ground up and form a new rock.
    but what if a crazy alchemist decides one day that he`ll turn all rocks on earth into gold? which completely changes the rocks 'desteny'.
    from this you can say that ALL matter, even void have no fixed desteny and ARE indeed dynamic.
    This is just what kevin sorbo was talking all these years in hercules xD
    - Everyone chan change their desteny and its not up to the gods to decide what your destiny will be
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    Quote Originally Posted by geniusjames
    Basically...

    Computers will become so quick in the future that quantum computing will take off in a big way...

    The simplest theory of evolution is the game of life in a simulated envirnoment. Using interations, a massive simulation will take place...

    using dimension for life, per zillixsecond. which is the speed at which the quantum computers will run the simulation over and over again. Thus an algorithm for evolution. What will happen is the universes will evolved as you are seing now. and essentially....HERES THE IMPORTANT BIT...

    1 GENERATED UNIVERSE WILL GROW AND EXPAND AND CREATE ANOTHER 1 WITHIN ITS OWN QUANTUM COMPUTING POWER...

    this will happen over and over and over again...untill guess what!...

    you produce infinatite worlds!!...with infinate universes...with infinate possibilitys of ANYTHING HAPPENING....

    SO AS YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE BECAUSE EVERY POSSIBLE VARIATION OF ANYTHING HAPPENING IS AND HAS ALLREADY HAPPENED!!...

    SO....THE DEVIL DOES EXIST...AND SO DOES HEAVEN....

    BUT WHERE ARE YOU??...NOW??...WHICH WORLD ARE YOU IN NOW???..

    YOUR IN THE SAME WORLD AS ME....THIS IS WHERE SOUL COMES IN...

    YOUR SOUL IS YOUR PRESENT BEING....

    YOUR DESTINY IS PLANNED BY YOUR SOUL...

    YOUR SOUL IS IN YOU... YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE TO WHERE YOU WANT TO END UP....

    BELIEVE ME...DONT STOP DREAMING...AS LAWS AND RULES OF LIFE AND PHYSICS...ARE SOO ADVANCED...IN SOME UNIVERSES ALL YOU CAN DO...IS JUST SMILE....

    AS YOU KNOW...YOULL END UP IN HEAVEN....



    any more advice or questions is welcomed....

    Genuis James
    Although you said that anything can happen, it must follow a law. Law is something that control everything and without law we can do anything we want. So it can't do anything it want because in order for us to exist it must follow our law of physics. In other words, we are in a realm. It's unchangeable because our laws of physic are being protected.

    But I'm just a philosopher so this is just my idea. Our live are more complicated than you think.
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    Son Of God? Show urself den
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff1244
    Son Of God? Show urself den
    Ahh no don't raise this thread.

    I thought it had died!

    Let it sink to the bottom peacefully where it rightfully belongs
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    I'm bored, and what the hell, i'll take a crack at this.

    So what your saying is that if someone would have finally created a quantum computer, and created a program that would run a simulated world/universe on it. Ran it, and left it to keep going, would ultimately create all possible versions of the universe, interactions, and so forth.

    I'll even leave the logic of having to program the variables, load the data of our current universe, and even programming in it for it to create multi-verses. Also leave aside the fact that a zillionth of a second is not even a definite time unit, and that it couldn't ever create infinite anything (infinite by it's very nature isn't a number, but a absolute property).

    Your saying that in all the various worlds/universes in this virtual "evolution" program, at least in one of the worlds/universes, heaven and hell exists. Fine, in this abstract, yes, it's completely possible. That heaven and hell could be spontaneously created in a virtual program on a computer designed to create all possibilities of the universe.

    You have so far failed on proving many points. First of being, you haven't proved that the world we live in, is that 1 in a zillion world that would be created. Secondly, saying there is a chance doesn't prove that it's true. There's a chance of me banging Jessica Simpson, just that there's a chance of it doesn't mean I have, in fact, banged her.

    I could go on, but I think this suffices.
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