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  1. #1 I Am God 
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    According to this video, if you use the logic of theism, anyone could be God, EVEN YOU!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QYx3m-piLA

    Awesome video


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    LMAO. Coincidence and God go together well . His voice sounds very familiar.


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    Yes, but you can thank God, I'm not.
    Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein

    If God DID do all of this, is He not the greatest scientist of all? -- dt, 2005
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    Quote Originally Posted by daytonturner
    Yes, but you can thank God, I'm not.
    your not what!
    "Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense - Buddha"
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    Quote Originally Posted by geezer
    Quote Originally Posted by daytonturner
    Yes, but you can thank God, I'm not.
    your not what!
    Who?

    Kidding God :wink:
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    geezer quoted and wroted:

    daytonturner wrote:
    Yes, but you can thank God, I'm not.
    your not what!
    I'm not God, thank God!
    Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. -- Albert Einstein

    If God DID do all of this, is He not the greatest scientist of all? -- dt, 2005
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    Hello my children. I am God, not Zinjanthropos. I have merely assumed his identity to post to you on SciForums. Zinjanthropos will never be able to read my words here nor will he be able to understand any comments directed towards him regarding my use of his SciForum membership.T

    This is my first attempt at communication in quite a while and to tell you the truth I like this method a lot more than a burning bush. It pains me to destroy a living thing even if its only a plant. I am here only to dispel some rumors and myths and keep you, my children, informed of the goings on in Heaven.

    First let me assure you that Hitler is in hell. Is everybody ok with that? Why do I ask? Heheheh....Come on people, laugh, lighten up...I have a sense of humor you know.

    Ok, what's happening? Well let me tell you this....jughfry xpladthim fwabny mklaman. Sorry, I got a little excited and started speaking in tongues. What I was trying to tell you was this: Satan is really working for me. Don't be shocked, you kind of expected it. He's been recalled to Heaven and will go back to being angel commandant.

    So for the time being you're on your own. I have some vacation time saved up and I'm visiting my brother's universe for a couple millenia. Let me promise you this.... I can guarantee all of you sanctuary in heaven for all eternity. A chance to do anything you like forever. All you have to do is.......Oh for Christ's sake, Pakistan. I'll get back to you through this simp Zinjanthropos if I get the time. If not just make something up and carry on for now.
    All that belongs to human understanding, in this deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical, or at least cautious; and not to admit of any hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which is supported by no appearance of probability...Hume
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Hello my children. I am God, not Zinjanthropos. I have merely assumed his identity to post to you on SciForums. Zinjanthropos will never be able to read my words here nor will he be able to understand any comments directed towards him regarding my use of his SciForum membership.T

    This is my first attempt at communication in quite a while and to tell you the truth I like this method a lot more than a burning bush. It pains me to destroy a living thing even if its only a plant. I am here only to dispel some rumors and myths and keep you, my children, informed of the goings on in Heaven.

    First let me assure you that Hitler is in hell. Is everybody ok with that? Why do I ask? Heheheh....Come on people, laugh, lighten up...I have a sense of humor you know.

    Ok, what's happening? Well let me tell you this....jughfry xpladthim fwabny mklaman. Sorry, I got a little excited and started speaking in tongues. What I was trying to tell you was this: Satan is really working for me. Don't be shocked, you kind of expected it. He's been recalled to Heaven and will go back to being angel commandant.

    So for the time being you're on your own. I have some vacation time saved up and I'm visiting my brother's universe for a couple millenia. Let me promise you this.... I can guarantee all of you sanctuary in heaven for all eternity. A chance to do anything you like forever. All you have to do is.......Oh for Christ's sake, Pakistan. I'll get back to you through this simp Zinjanthropos if I get the time. If not just make something up and carry on for now.
    The funny thing here is that I cannot disprove that you're God xD
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