My dear sirs:
My name is Kristofer Kuehl, and i am an inventor of the world's first perpetual motion device entitled "The Resourcer". I have solved the world's divine problem about energy crisises. I now have free electricity with my device, and video evidence on my site. All my device requires is a simple car battery and a simple power inverter for it to plug into, to replace the wall outlet booster rocket. Then i simply unplug and play, infinitely. Free energy. Free electricity. Imagine jets that have turbines that spin constantly and do not need to be refueled in the wings and never have to land. Then, of course there shall be cars that never have to recharge. My device spins infinitely, without the need for oil, gasoline, friction, pollution, nor a supercollision. It's as simple as a lawnmower and shall power each newly constructed house from here on out. I own the patent. I would love to collaborate with you, so please contact me for more mathematics, or questions you might have. Oh, i thank you, and i pray that you shall have a very safe, warm, comfortable day, and stay out of harms way.
"Luke! I'm shutting the power down!"...........independent universeS.