Thread: Light speed travel.

I have designed an apparatus that will eclips the speed of light! And I am not talking about bending space, worm holes, warp drive, lazer sails, or nuclear explosions! All of that stuff is pie in the sky nonsense that we will never figure out. My idea is simple and if the laws of sciene obey the laws of science then it will have to work. The downside to this is the incredible amount of money it would take to get the parts into outer space.

"So just send me all your credit card numbers and I'll get you in on the ground floor for this amazing discovery!"

Well, Einstein Buster, I'M an accredited Super-Know-IT-ALL Smartypants, and I have received a degree in it from the institute of smart thinkun.

I have come up with an even BETTER idea and it will cost TEN MILLION LESS than YOUR idea! (Still in the Quadrillions of dollars, tho.)

So there!