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  1. #1 Best Wienergate Headlines 
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    The Twitter that Exposed Wiener

    Democrats Shun Wiener (but not Rebublicans )

    Congressman Wants Wiener Probe (Fox News.com)

    Weiner Bares All (Daily News headline)


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    Some potential ones I made up:

    Judge holds Wiener in Contempt

    Wiener Pulls out

    Judge Slams Wiener in Court

    Wiener takes the Stand

    A Teary-eyed, angry Wiener causes Uproar in the Courtroom

    Wiener Stands Alone

    Wiener Banished: Seeks Refuge in Badlands (some healthy innuendo)

    McDonald's Manager Feels sorry for Wiener; Offers him a Job

    Wiener Scared Stiff

    Republicans Claim Wiener is Spouting Nonsense


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    Wiener deposit records subpoenaed.

    Wiener seeks backdoor.

    The Wiener gate slam's on it, again!
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    Wiener Stuck in a Rut

    Wiener Losing Traction


    Wiener does Hard Time

    OR

    Wiener Gets Off

    (guess we'll have to wait and see)

    Wiener's Wife Takes it Hard

    Wiener Says he'll Stick it Out

    Wiener Shys from Media Spotlight

    Wiener's Wife threatens to Cut Him Off

    Wiener Takes a Beating in Prison

    Wiener to be Buried Tomorrow at Noon
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    Important news cock blocked by weiner story for like 2 weeks. Americans show yet again they have the maturity of a toddler and prefer to deny real problems in favor of meaningless ones.


    Part 1 - http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...oundup---yemen
    Part 2 - http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...oundup---syria
    Part 3 - http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/th...---herman-cain
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    Things have gotten harder for Mr. Weiner since it was revealed that he texted a 17 year old girl. But he has taken matters into his own hands and entered a treatment program. It appears he has decided to stick it out.
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    Never mind Weiner, I am going to join Twitter and follow Miss Ginger Lee, she is top totty.
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    Haha, from yahoo news:

    Pressure mounts on Weiner as new photos emerge
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    "Treatment" for WHAT?

    Being a horny dude like a 3rd of American men who go a lot further and actually get laid when they cheat on their wife?

    He exhibited bad judgment in doing the twitter thing and than fibbing about it--those aren't things you get "treated for."
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    Agree with you completely, Lynx_Fox. I suspect it's an attempt to suggest this is a medical problem (something we see very commonly when politicians make a huge mistake). In essence, he seeks treatment and his attendance at that treatment implies that what he did was based on a medical problem. Since the potential of it being a medical problem has now been introduced by his treatment, this means he has a reasonable defense if congressional leaders seek to forcibly remove him from power, as he could cite the americans with disabilities act and claim discrimination.
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