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  1. #1 I'm going to be a trillionare. 
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    I plan on inventing a time machine and going into the future and finding all the results of all sports events. Then using such information to gamble on the ones I know will win. Cha-ching! $$

    My only fear is that the future will be filled with nothing but alcoholic robots and pizza delivery boys who-- *warp*


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    I wish I had your brains.


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    Quote Originally Posted by IcarejustAsmuch
    I plan on inventing a time machine and going into the future and finding all the results of all sports events. Then using such information to gamble on the ones I know will win. Cha-ching! $$

    My only fear is that the future will be filled with nothing but alcoholic robots and pizza delivery boys who-- *warp*
    Good luck with that.
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    Didn't they do that in "Back to the Future 3"?

    While you have your time machine running, why not pop back in time and pick me up some of them caveman hookers.
    Fixin' shit that ain't broke.
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    You guys can do it, too. Flux capacitors are the main power source of said time machine.
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    You can only use money from bets if you travel in time to help people, the fundemental law of temporal equality states this.

    PS It was Back To The Future Part II that the Almanac that Marty wanted to use but Biff stole it is from.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IcarejustAsmuch
    I plan on inventing a time machine and going into the future and finding all the results of all sports events. Then using such information to gamble on the ones I know will win. Cha-ching! $$
    It won't work. The Many Worlds interpretation of quantum physics mean that the world you travel back to is not on the same time line as this one, so the results are different.
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    If you guys can maintain anything relevant to what you think is relevant, you would be so in charge, I woud think truth would be more obvious.
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    The multi worlds theory states parallel universe in effect, to travel in parallel universes would require more advanced technology such as a temporal turbine. Travelling in time alone is different, although you do travel to another 'world' the only difference that changes is you changing it that makes it different.
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  11. #10 Re: I'm going to be a trillionare. 
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    Quote Originally Posted by IcarejustAsmuch
    I plan on inventing a time machine and going into the future and finding all the results of all sports events. Then using such information to gamble on the ones I know will win. Cha-ching! $$

    My only fear is that the future will be filled with nothing but alcoholic robots and pizza delivery boys who-- *warp*
    I'll come with you

    But I doubt anyone will believe you unless they see your time machine, and then you'll get murdered for your time machine...
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