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  1. #1 Tree's have free will 
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    did you know in a totally sterile envimorement that tree's could sing?
    that is a place without evil bactaria and sickness

    simple answer God gave tree's Free Will as well

    as for the risk of sounding like im high i just dare u to do it

    after this u can publish this and record em to the internet i dont have a lab i need to do this

    u can ask me how come i havent recorded it and ill just say simply put they sing on a different frequency that u can just shut off or on as u want but its not possible for me to record it


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    Yeah.

    Im now going to steal your idea and be rich! rich! rich!


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    ...why is this forum attractive to so many idiots?

    *imaginary move to pseudoscience/trash bin*
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremyhfht
    ...why is this forum attractive to so many idiots?

    *imaginary move to pseudoscience/trash bin*
    this aint imaginary.

    simply put just try it.

    there has to be no evil bactaria or sickness.
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    How are bacteria evil?

    Bacteria are necessary for nutrients to be recycled, without nutrients you have no trees. Paradox. The End.

    They also play a roll in nitrogen fixation in our atmosphere, and serve other 'good' purposes as well.
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    You can always tell the evil bacteria -- they have mid-East accents.
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    Oh! Zing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremyhfht
    ...why is this forum attractive to so many idiots?

    *imaginary move to pseudoscience/trash bin*
    "There is a kind of lazy pleasure in useless and out-of-the-way erudition." -Jorge Luis Borges
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    are you guys clueless ? try boiling the earth for a tree in a pot and let the tree or seed in and u will hear it sing

    now if tree's dont have Free Will can u explain it?

    Free will is a loveprogram P and God wanted to give everything from a atom, a soul and a cell Free Will .. explains miracles.
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    I will try that tonight when I iron my pants to make the goblins sing.

    Thanks for the great tip there.
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    look mate, i can sing, but the debate is still on whether i have free will - so how can you be sure about trees ?
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." (Philip K. Dick)
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    Quote Originally Posted by marnixR
    look mate, i can sing, but the debate is still on whether i have free will - so how can you be sure about trees ?
    tree < 3? how about treewill, or 3will, hey I liked that.

    3will. Or Ywill
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    How about dirty tree and a turd will?
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    i got bacterias up my ass, both good and bad.
    and i feel great! so great that i can sing, in a high-frequent frequency that nobody can hear.
    on another note, plants and trees do make high-frequency noises,
    based on how they are having it. if they are hungry, they will scream, etc.
    when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jon Hesting
    there has to be no evil bactaria or sickness.
    this guy could set back Yakults advertising campaign 50 million quid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofMaxwell
    How about dirty tree and a turd will?
    Actually the version I heard was "Turdy Twee and a turd!" When it was "turd, tree, turd". Child speech impediments for you. Hee.
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    i think dirty tree and a turd is supposed be an irish accent, or so i was told by an irish girl i once shared an office with
    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." (Philip K. Dick)
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    Being Irish makes it easier to understand.
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    So I suppose you know Father Patrick?
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    Nah I know father ted though.
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    Jon do you have a website? You are hilarious
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    try the flower i gave around the world , it will probably help.
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    A tree probably has as good a shot as any on American Idol.
    All that belongs to human understanding, in this deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical, or at least cautious; and not to admit of any hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which is supported by no appearance of probability...Hume
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    What's the deal with all the half-comprehensible retards who seem to be littering this place lately?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scifor Refugee
    What's the deal with all the half-comprehensible retards who seem to be littering this place lately?
    We can't all be rocket scientists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scifor Refugee
    What's the deal with all the half-comprehensible retards who seem to be littering this place lately?
    We can't all be literate.
    FIXED.
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    Perhaps a little bit of J.K. Rowlings but other then that, haven't got stuck in any spelling errors, only have had a good stupid laugh at peoples beliefs and quite frequent jokes.

    None agree with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guaged
    We can't all be rocket scientists.
    You don't have to be a rocket scientist to string words together into coherent sentences. That's usually the sort of thing that people pick up some time in elementary school.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dejawolf
    i got bacterias up my ass, both good and bad.
    and i feel great! so great that i can sing, in a high-frequent frequency that nobody can hear.
    on another note, plants and trees do make high-frequency noises,
    based on how they are having it. if they are hungry, they will scream, etc.
    I'd like to see how you are going to tie 'singing' which I would call vibrations if they are actually present, how are you going to correllate that with free will? Especially considering there are no nerves, no brain in which one would normally assume necessary for thought which one would think a prerequisite for free will.
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