First of all, you have to be a professional in the field of physics.
Just answer these "interview" questions:
1. How many years of college did it take you to get your degree?
2. In simple terms, what is inertia?
3. What exactly causes a basketball to bounce?
4. How do airplanes stay in the air?
5. Why is it good to have a spiral on a football when you throw it?
6. Why do ballons float?
And just state what your Job is and your last name (if you want).