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  1. #1 Whats your idea of Heaven? 
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    Angels in the sky floating on clouds? Seems a bit fantasy to me. But is that the point? Is that someones view of Heaven passed on to generations? What (even if you don't beleive in religion) is you idea and vision of Heaven?


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    Well, I'm not too clear on the specifics but I'm pretty sure it involves
    Jessica Alba to one degree or another.
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    Golf followed by beers with God.
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    I'm sorry, you must have confused Heaven with HELL. Earth is hell. Period.
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    Earth is hell. Period
    Jeremy, you've got it all mixed up. Hell, that's the others.
    Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    Angels in the sky floating on clouds? Seems a bit fantasy to me. But is that the point? Is that someones view of Heaven passed on to generations? What (even if you don't beleive in religion) is you idea and vision of Heaven?
    Lots of (fit, handsome, silent) naked men (aside from easily removeable loin cloth type thing)
    Lots of plain chocolate
    Lots of my pals
    Some wine
    Fluffy pillows


    There are no std's or pregnancy risks in heaven etc. No risk of obesity from all that choccy and so on and so forth. Maybe some cream cakes, designer handbags and shoes. Automatically appearing styled hair doo's. I have a LOT of hair in heaven and bigger boobs, smaller bum, longer legs, am younger, can run very fast. I may even have athletic pole vaulting ability.
    'Time is the space between birth and death' by me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    What (even if you don't beleive in religion) is you idea and vision of Heaven?
    A world devoid of religions, of course.
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    My own planet where I CAN BE GOD!! HA HA hAAA!!!
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    It would be a lot like Earth today, but with a lot less stupid people. That alone would vastly improve so many things, and I would be content to stick around.
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    Eternal and unending servitude to a Master I chose nor elected, grovelling in the mud with an everlasting 'happiness' that inspires nor creates without any chance of escape, overcoming or finality. I have not merely lost the freedom to think my own thoughts - the very thoughts that define me have seized to exist within me. I have lost everything that made me alive, an empty carcass rotting with the sweet scent of corruption.

    I am glad that Heaven does not exist, I am happy that God does not exist and I am certainly happy that I don't have a purpose in life. Invictus, I am the master of my fate, the captain of my soul.
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    Quote Originally Posted by (Q)
    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    What (even if you don't beleive in religion) is you idea and vision of Heaven?
    A world devoid of religions, of course.
    Then the paradox is that you are in heaven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    Angels in the sky floating on clouds? Seems a bit fantasy to me. But is that the point? Is that someones view of Heaven passed on to generations? What (even if you don't beleive in religion) is you idea and vision of Heaven?
    Lots of (fit, handsome, silent) naked men (aside from easily removeable loin cloth type thing)
    Lots of plain chocolate
    Lots of my pals
    Some wine
    Fluffy pillows


    There are no std's or pregnancy risks in heaven etc. No risk of obesity from all that choccy and so on and so forth. Maybe some cream cakes, designer handbags and shoes. Automatically appearing styled hair doo's. I have a LOT of hair in heaven and bigger boobs, smaller bum, longer legs, am younger, can run very fast. I may even have athletic pole vaulting ability.
    In short, this world but without consequences. THATS NOT HEAVEN!
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    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    In short, this world but without consequences. THATS NOT HEAVEN!
    point me in the direction of the handsome naked silent men!!
    'Time is the space between birth and death' by me.
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    I've been to heaven it was like this:


    Earth but in technicolour...a field, a cow and otehrwise empty.

    Hell on the otherhand in black and white, a deserted railway station.
    'Time is the space between birth and death' by me.
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    What is you idea and vision of Heaven?


    I don't understand the idea of Heaven.




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    In perfect weather, on a small yacht down in the Mediterranean anchored just off the coast of Italy. With a TV showing England or Britain winning all the major sporting events + my favourite films. A fridge full of guinness and good food. Couple of good books, my dog and a pair of 18 year old blonde Swedish twins.
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    What's that saying? Wine, Women and Song?

    But by wine I mean German beer, by women I mean, well, okay, women (let's not be fussy) and song meaning 80's-90's rock, blues or anything in between. Oh and Eric Clapton would be God, just like it is on Earth.
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    Heaven connotes infinite contentment. By definition it appears to me to be a n oxymoron. Therefore, ultimately it would be indistinguishable from earthly life.
    Cogita ante salis
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    Heven is on one teribble place.

    Because the more bad you experience the less good it takes to cheer you up.

    exemple:
    You your use to get 1000 bucks every day, 10 buks wouldn't mean a thing,

    But if you don't own shit 10 bucks goes a long way.

    (materialisticly)

    If you have always been disliked, a friend coms a long way.

    (emotionaly)

    So you see haven were you get all that you want, you won't be so happy after all.

    oh yeah and my own pot farm.


    Heaven will contain beer, hot bettys , more beer, a few more hot bettys, food and no weight gain
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