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    what kind of questions we can ask to make sure he is the one

    i've come with few questions

    1)explain how unvierse work(so called unified theory)?

    2)orgin of the universe?

    3)and some practical test

    I)make a one universe which look like one we live in
    II)and destroy it
    4)...

    evevn if he gets 100 out of 100, does it really mean he is a god?(E.T)


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    1. Where do you come from?

    2. What kind of super powers do you have?

    3. Whats going on with you and Satan? Can't you guys just talk things out?

    4. What happend to the Dinosaurs?

    5. Explain to me the theory of Time in under 1 minute.

    6. Did you really make dirt? And if so, is it true that is does not hurt?

    7. Are there other gods up there with you like Zeus, Apollo and Odin or is that just you wearing different hats?

    8. Do you reincarnate peoples souls the way we recyle printing paper?

    9. That stuff you said to Moses, were you serious or were you just yankin' his chain?

    10. Can you fix Global Warming?

    11. Is Global Warming even real?

    12. Whats up with Hurley and those freaky lottery numbers?

    13. Do you bowl?

    14. How good are you at Jenga?

    15. Taxes. Why do we have taxes?

    16. Please explain women to me because....I just can't figure them out.

    17. Was Atlantis real?

    18. Why do you make all planets round? Why not make some square or triangle shaped?

    19. Is it true that you can be everywhere at once? Because I can think of at least two or three very unflattering places where I myself would never want to be.

    20. Are you Oprah?


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    Why did you send a boy to do a man's job?
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    If you are God, then prove it by killing yourself.

    Nope. didnt think you could !! move along phoney !!

    The hand of time rested on the half-hour mark, and all along that old front line of the English there came a whistling and a crying. The men of the first wave climbed up the parapets, in tumult, darkness, and the presence of death, and having done with all pleasant things, advanced across No Man's Land to begin the Battle of the Somme. - Poet John Masefield.

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    no i prefer living leo
    I am zelos. Destroyer of planets, exterminator of life, conquerer of worlds. I have come to rule this uiniverse. And there is nothing u pathetic biengs can do to stop me

    On the eighth day Zelos said: 'Let there be darkness,' and the light was never again seen.

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    "Can you make me a beer can that's always full of nice cold beer no matter how much I drink from it?"
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    Do you ever get sick of monitoring everything everyone ever does and thinks?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kolt
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    3. Whats going on with you and Satan? Can't you guys just talk things out?
    That is a classic. My favorite God questions of all time! It speaks volumes.

    I don't know which of the two treats us worse so I'm kind of hoping they don't smoke from a peace pipe and make things even more tougher for us. It can work both ways.

    Questions

    1. You made Adam first, Eve was an afterthought, so did Adam have a package before or after she came along?

    2. If the answer is before to the previous question then what was Adam supposed to do with it?

    3. If the answer to the first question was after then what was Adam supposed to ......... ahh, never mind?
    All that belongs to human understanding, in this deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical, or at least cautious; and not to admit of any hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which is supported by no appearance of probability...Hume
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    I have no questions. I just want to get close enough to Him to slap his face and let him know I don't forgive him for what he's already done.

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    Emotionally based life form. The Fword will get you on my ignore list.
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