**Inebriations:**

__The Number of, __*as yet unposted*, Baloney Postings (Biggest Nonsense) in Forum:

The nearest large balonies to us are at the nearest posts by norgeboy.

The number of these postings in T_{wtf} will be exactly in between the age of norgeboy in years and the reciprocal of his IQ in quantum seconds on a Freudian slip. Unfortunatley, the slip moves continually and “quickly” and the IQ keeps going down in 3 dimensions.

Nevertheless, the location along the line(s) is easy to calculate and is the simple cancellation points of the two opposing ofuscated origins. The resultant humbug is relatively small and traverses the forum quickly as we see it, just not quickly enough.

T_{wtf = The time T it takes us to say 'what the fuck?'}