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    This isn't meant to be serious but do you have a name appropriate for a mother of all weapons? Like Widowmaker for instance.

    I like Soulmaker.


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    How about a 'BIG BANG'

    Now if you could find out how to make one and test it you could destroy the universe!


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    The best ones the million rounds a minute "METAL STORM" now that sounds cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SealOtter
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    how about the a10 warthog
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    Not meant to be serious?

    How about the Mark II Planet grinder

    Much improved over the Mark I as it grinds the moons as well.
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    Lightsabers beat you all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megabrain
    How about a 'BIG BANG'

    Now if you could find out how to make one and test it you could destroy the universe!
    Sorry Megabrain but the Lord has intellectual property rights on that one.

    How about PARDON? 8)
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    Nuclear bomb.
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    You can't use widowmaker because that name was used for the F104 fighter. A fighter jet used between 1955 and 1970.

    Need more info? I am limited, but am looking at a paper on it right now. LOL

    I might name it rudolf (like the raindeer) first in line and very inconspicuous. (I think I spelt that right.) In my head I did!
    your being used and you might like it
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    How about MILOAW!

    It stands for 'Mother In Law Of All Weapons'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megabrain
    How about MILOAW!

    It stands for 'Mother In Law Of All Weapons'



    Hellraiser, or does that exist?

    Or maybe islomofascist, for a weapon that doesn't usually kill military but women and children instead :wink: sorry about that
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    Illudium PU - 36 Explosive Space Modulator

    Or, in practical terms, A Marine and his rifle.
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    How about...

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    The most deadly weapon without doubt is a three year old kid's head when you're 6 feet tall, and you don't see them coming.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Megabrain
    The most deadly weapon without doubt is a three year old kid's head when you're 6 feet tall, and you don't see them coming.
    You must be talking about the 'Ballbuster'.
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    Or the 'nutcracker' as we classical fans call it...
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    How about a device that creates a black hole at the target site.

    You could call it- The Big Flush.
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    I'm going to have to go with a classic, "Death Ray". I know, it's quite creative, but actually my all time favorite would have to be the "Discombobulator."
    WHAT?!
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    How about a simple piece of rope - Saddam Buster?
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    This one has been used, albeit in fiction, but it is still the best. MOONRAKER.
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    Projected Particle Cannon!
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    chainsaw bayonet or satalite guided laser beams.











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    How about MOAB (mother of all bombs) or as it is known the Massive Ordance Air Burst. A 21,000 pound bomb that can destroy 10 city blocks. Or the Tzar Bombna the largest Hydrogen bomb ever dropped. By the U.S.S.R in October 1961 which broke windows due to atmospheric focusing 1000km away in Finland. And could have cause 3rd degree burns at 100km away from ground zero. Cool huh.

    But the all time great, the Death Star. 8)
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    This isn't meant to be serious but do you have a name appropriate for a mother of all weapons? Like Widowmaker for instance.

    I like Soulmaker.
    The mother of all weapons would never leave anyone alive, so widowmaker is out!

    That said, maybe the mother of all weapons should be called Gaea, or something equally ironic.

    Having said that, the mother of all weapons should maybe be called something like BISS: "Because I Said So".

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    My fav's

    Link Gun, "APR V23" advanced plasma rifle

    Biorifle, GES design shoots globs of toxic sludge

    Flak Cannon, Mk 3 "Negotiator"

    Minigun, rotary cannon

    and lastly, the Redeemer single shot

    Game On Marine!
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    how about the Dick Cheny lmg, the Big Paluka bunker buster, and the Meg(it makes everyone run in disgust!!)
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