Thread: Name the Weapon

This isn't meant to be serious but do you have a name appropriate for a mother of all weapons? Like Widowmaker for instance.

I like Soulmaker.

How about a 'BIG BANG'

Now if you could find out how to make one and test it you could destroy the universe!

The best ones the million rounds a minute "METAL STORM" now that sounds cool.

The Noisy Crickett

Originally Posted by SealOtter

The Noisy Crickett

You win.

how about the a10 warthog

Not meant to be serious?

How about the Mark II Planet grinder

Much improved over the Mark I as it grinds the moons as well.

Lightsabers beat you all.

Originally Posted by Megabrain

How about a 'BIG BANG'

Now if you could find out how to make one and test it you could destroy the universe!

Sorry Megabrain but the Lord has intellectual property rights on that one.

How about PARDON? 8)

Nuclear bomb.

You can't use widowmaker because that name was used for the F104 fighter. A fighter jet used between 1955 and 1970.

Need more info? I am limited, but am looking at a paper on it right now. LOL

I might name it rudolf (like the raindeer) first in line and very inconspicuous. (I think I spelt that right.) In my head I did!

How about MILOAW!

It stands for 'Mother In Law Of All Weapons'

Originally Posted by Megabrain

How about MILOAW!

It stands for 'Mother In Law Of All Weapons'

Hellraiser, or does that exist?

Or maybe islomofascist, for a weapon that doesn't usually kill military but women and children instead :wink: sorry about that

Illudium PU - 36 Explosive Space Modulator

Or, in practical terms, A Marine and his rifle.

How about...

Auschwitz in a Can
Bottled War
Heat Stress
Instant Sunlight
Kaczynsky's Air Mail

The most deadly weapon without doubt is a three year old kid's head when you're 6 feet tall, and you don't see them coming.

Originally Posted by Megabrain

The most deadly weapon without doubt is a three year old kid's head when you're 6 feet tall, and you don't see them coming.

You must be talking about the 'Ballbuster'.

Or the 'nutcracker' as we classical fans call it...

How about a device that creates a black hole at the target site.

You could call it- The Big Flush.

I'm going to have to go with a classic, "Death Ray". I know, it's quite creative, but actually my all time favorite would have to be the "Discombobulator."

DIVINE DISCOMFORTER

How about a simple piece of rope - Saddam Buster?

This one has been used, albeit in fiction, but it is still the best. MOONRAKER.

Projected Particle Cannon!

chainsaw bayonet or satalite guided laser beams.











i play too many video games.

How about MOAB (mother of all bombs) or as it is known the Massive Ordance Air Burst. A 21,000 pound bomb that can destroy 10 city blocks. Or the Tzar Bombna the largest Hydrogen bomb ever dropped. By the U.S.S.R in October 1961 which broke windows due to atmospheric focusing 1000km away in Finland. And could have cause 3rd degree burns at 100km away from ground zero. Cool huh.

But the all time great, the Death Star. 8)

Originally Posted by zinjanthropos

This isn't meant to be serious but do you have a name appropriate for a mother of all weapons? Like Widowmaker for instance.

I like Soulmaker.

The mother of all weapons would never leave anyone alive, so widowmaker is out!

That said, maybe the mother of all weapons should be called Gaea, or something equally ironic.

Having said that, the mother of all weapons should maybe be called something like BISS: "Because I Said So".

My fav's

Link Gun, "APR V23" advanced plasma rifle

Biorifle, GES design shoots globs of toxic sludge

Flak Cannon, Mk 3 "Negotiator"

Minigun, rotary cannon

and lastly, the Redeemer single shot

Game On Marine!
:wink:

how about the Dick Cheny lmg, the Big Paluka bunker buster, and the Meg(it makes everyone run in disgust!!)