Thread: Passing gas

Google did relieve my bored state enough to pop up this forum to fill in for the database error.


I even wrote you guys a poem to introduce myself.

It's called Peppercorn.

Empty
by a wish
by a depraved posture
Bored are my schemes
yet still unknown
still infected with jizzum

Foreign intrusion
recessed and deprecated
from within and still lurking
the desolate conflict
dishabille by choice
and plaid

The intentional entirety
the reasoned insanity
desert the monocular
eliminate by choice
the chosen symptom
still sleeping
still unknown
still within

my perennial erection
swollen with supernal tendencies
and my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeds, motherfuckers.

Hmmm.
Now who could this be?
A poem....
I know of two who often wrote poetry and were of a caustic enough of a nature to write this particular ditty.
Could you be one who mispelled a Randian generalization called objectivism?
Or could you be the incarnation of a deity or the online visual representation of a user?

Hmm.

Maybe someone else entirely?
Abarax. You have the way with seeing through people's disguises. Who is this?


Anyway.
So you found us through google and not from the emails? How?

You don’t know me, and I decided not to dwell in your elitist jive and went to see a movie instead and merely drop an impromptu ditty - as you put it.

I’m the guy who would take it up the ass because I’ve turned cynicism into clinical self-hatred to insinuate I deserve all the things I fail to prevent (or however it went).. and at the same time I would use obscure lines in order to enforce the tortured artist inside.

That being said… burn!
I lost the desired nick because I didn’t put in my email addy – so I’m perfect.

I searched for a “science forum” in google and found this.

Heh.
Elitist jive.
You're fun.

So what of the database error then?
You do come from sciforums?

Your description of yourself reminds me of someone. But your delivery does not.

Yes, the forum caught me. Had to google another one.

Perkele.

And it’s not my description of myself, rather others’. Which gives me a chuckle.

And Perkele is a psudonym for...?

Originally Posted by Abraxas

And Perkele is a psudonym for...?

Bunnies, heroin, bull-penises and all things cool mixed together in a bucket and shot to my veins as I inhale chemical-X.

You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
Tortured artist that you are.

Originally Posted by Abraxas

You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
Tortured artist that you are.

Touche cunt, im going to write you a poem.

Ahh.
Perkele.
Yup. That's you.
Welcome.
Non-elitist scum.

Touche cunt, im going to write you a poem.

*funeral grin*

Hot sack of ass fat, Perkele.
I'm warming up already.

Waiting.

And by the way.

Perkele is the hidden member.
This remember.
And that 'poem', jaundiced prick, I'll dismember.

(only one invisible registered user so far. I wonder who it is.....)

Originally Posted by Abraxas

And by the way.

Perkele is the hidden member.
This remember.
And that 'poem', jaundiced prick, I'll dismember.

(only one invisible registered user so far. I wonder who it is.....)

This poem is called tabard (im actually laughing)

Her last breath transcends
synthethical demons masturbate
The whiff of her pussy swoons the swarms
The kantele of the väinämöinen weeps
For its loss

The pinnacle
The vulgar nest
pruned for perfection
balanced for the customary project

The art of influence
the influence of insight
Yet the performance rises aloft
but wherein layeth the key?
The key to significance

Alas! gaze towards the horizon
towards the void
deliver the sanction
ignore the trophy

pussy pussy
cunt cunt
cock and scrotum
and rectum

And sing! Sing and rejoice!

her pussy swoons

Strange.
Always thought mine a tarantula wrapped around a chunk of salami.

Didn't think my cunt so poetic.

Originally Posted by Abraxas

You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
Tortured artist that you are.

Hm. Oleander is poisonous, isn't it?

My grandma used to have oleanders, lots of them, in pots (it's too cold here to leave them out during the winter). And we were always advised not to get anyhing of them into our mouth, or skin. (We had scratches from cats, open wounds -- and it is supposedly not good if oleander juice gets into an open wound.)

There are times when the odor will be too potent to cover up or seal. In situations like these, it helps if your partner is asleep as the noise is much more noticeable than the odor when sleeping. If your partner is awake and smells something out of the ordinary, try to position the blame on something else - like an open window, a family pet, shoes under the bed or anything else that has the potential of generally smelling bad. Be creative and have fun with it...
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