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    Google did relieve my bored state enough to pop up this forum to fill in for the database error.


    I even wrote you guys a poem to introduce myself.

    It's called Peppercorn.

    Empty
    by a wish
    by a depraved posture
    Bored are my schemes
    yet still unknown
    still infected with jizzum

    Foreign intrusion
    recessed and deprecated
    from within and still lurking
    the desolate conflict
    dishabille by choice
    and plaid

    The intentional entirety
    the reasoned insanity
    desert the monocular
    eliminate by choice
    the chosen symptom
    still sleeping
    still unknown
    still within

    my perennial erection
    swollen with supernal tendencies
    and my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeds, motherfuckers.


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    Hmmm.
    Now who could this be?
    A poem....
    I know of two who often wrote poetry and were of a caustic enough of a nature to write this particular ditty.
    Could you be one who mispelled a Randian generalization called objectivism?
    Or could you be the incarnation of a deity or the online visual representation of a user?

    Hmm.

    Maybe someone else entirely?
    Abarax. You have the way with seeing through people's disguises. Who is this?


    Anyway.
    So you found us through google and not from the emails? How?


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    You don’t know me, and I decided not to dwell in your elitist jive and went to see a movie instead and merely drop an impromptu ditty - as you put it.

    I’m the guy who would take it up the ass because I’ve turned cynicism into clinical self-hatred to insinuate I deserve all the things I fail to prevent (or however it went).. and at the same time I would use obscure lines in order to enforce the tortured artist inside.

    That being said… burn!
    I lost the desired nick because I didn’t put in my email addy – so I’m perfect.

    I searched for a “science forum” in google and found this.
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    Heh.
    Elitist jive.
    You're fun.

    So what of the database error then?
    You do come from sciforums?

    Your description of yourself reminds me of someone. But your delivery does not.
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    Yes, the forum caught me. Had to google another one.

    Perkele.

    And it’s not my description of myself, rather others’. Which gives me a chuckle.
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    And Perkele is a psudonym for...?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    And Perkele is a psudonym for...?
    Bunnies, heroin, bull-penises and all things cool mixed together in a bucket and shot to my veins as I inhale chemical-X.
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    You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
    Tortured artist that you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
    Tortured artist that you are.
    Touche cunt, im going to write you a poem.
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    Ahh.
    Perkele.
    Yup. That's you.
    Welcome.
    Non-elitist scum.
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    Touche cunt, im going to write you a poem.
    *funeral grin*

    Hot sack of ass fat, Perkele.
    I'm warming up already.

    Waiting.
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    And by the way.

    Perkele is the hidden member.
    This remember.
    And that 'poem', jaundiced prick, I'll dismember.

    (only one invisible registered user so far. I wonder who it is.....)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    And by the way.

    Perkele is the hidden member.
    This remember.
    And that 'poem', jaundiced prick, I'll dismember.

    (only one invisible registered user so far. I wonder who it is.....)

    This poem is called tabard (im actually laughing)

    Her last breath transcends
    synthethical demons masturbate
    The whiff of her pussy swoons the swarms
    The kantele of the väinämöinen weeps
    For its loss

    The pinnacle
    The vulgar nest
    pruned for perfection
    balanced for the customary project

    The art of influence
    the influence of insight
    Yet the performance rises aloft
    but wherein layeth the key?
    The key to significance

    Alas! gaze towards the horizon
    towards the void
    deliver the sanction
    ignore the trophy

    pussy pussy
    cunt cunt
    cock and scrotum
    and rectum

    And sing! Sing and rejoice!
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    her pussy swoons
    Strange.
    Always thought mine a tarantula wrapped around a chunk of salami.

    Didn't think my cunt so poetic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    You'd have a grander time shooting up oleander mixed in absinthe.
    Tortured artist that you are.
    Hm. Oleander is poisonous, isn't it?

    My grandma used to have oleanders, lots of them, in pots (it's too cold here to leave them out during the winter). And we were always advised not to get anyhing of them into our mouth, or skin. (We had scratches from cats, open wounds -- and it is supposedly not good if oleander juice gets into an open wound.)
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