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  1. #1 Thieving Gypsies!!! Need to protect myself! 
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    Me, Dan and Greg went over the park on our BMXs. We were riding around and pulling wheelies and stuff, but we needed to sit down and rest so we sat on the grass eating our sandwiches - except Greg, who ate a roast beef dinner. Dan spotted 3 guys walking towards us. Gypsies!

    They came over to us and started asking questions:

    “What ya doing, Mush?” asked one. (gypos call everyone Mush)
    “Just eating sandwiches, but we’re gonna have to go before my dad comes looking for me,” said Dan, getting scared.
    “Nice bike, I’ll buy it off ya” said another.
    “I can’t, my dad won’t let me sell it” replied Dan.
    “Just let me ride it, ok Mush?” he said, picking up Dan’s BMX and sitting on the saddle.
    “Yo Mush, what you eatin’?” another gypsy asked Greg.
    “Just a beef dinner. Do you want some?”
    “Na. How much money you got?”
    “None, but I can go and get some if you want” Greg replied.

    The gypsy on the bike said if they didn’t get some money now, we’d all have a “snake burn”. I’d heard of an Indian Burn and a Snakebite and both were unpleasant, but I’d never heard of a “snake burn” before, but Greg knew what they meant and he sat there trembling with fear.

    “Look mate,” Greg pleaded as tears welled up in his eyes “I promise I’ll get you some money, just please don’t give me a snake burn. Come on, mate, I ain’t done anything to you.”

    The gypsy turned Dan's BMX upside down so the wheels were in the air and started winding the peddles really fast. The other two gypsies grabbed Greg, pulled his trousers down and pushed him against the spinning BMX wheel causing it to graze against crotch. It made a really harsh grinding noise and Greg screamed out in pain! So, I figured, Snake was a euphamism for penis and the burning was the sensation created by the BMX tire.

    They did it again and I decided to make a dash for it. I jumped on my BMX and rode off as fast as I could, leaving Dan and Greg behind. They probably thought I was a coward, but I was going to get help.

    I returned to the scene as fast as I could with my grandad, but by this time Dan and Greg were lying on the grass, crying and holding their burning snakes (if you catch my drift). The gypsies had gone and so had Dan and Greg’s BMXs.

    We got back to my place and my grandad called the cops, but the cops don’t like to deal with gypsies, so the bikes are probably gone forever. Bastards!

    If the cops don't deal with this problem what can I do? It's always the same. Whenever we go out we get bullied by gypsies and get our stuff stolen and I've had enough. I don't want to hurt them badly or do anything illegal, but I want them to know they can't try this on us any more and I'm looking for ways we can protect ourselves. Please!


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    OMG thats just nasty.

    lets see now ways of defending yourself hmm let's see.

    well if you don't want to hurt them then i got nothin otherwise i'd sugest getting a large group of people and ambushing them and snakeburning them.

    otherwise you just run at first site of them.


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    just start a fight with them, dont wait for them to talk, just punch them in the face, then kick them in the guts(wind them), after that you can stomp them until you think they have learned
    and so the balance of power shifts...
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    just hit them in all the sensitive areas, crotch, solar plexis, hell even the preasure point behind the ear will do.
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    What's wrong with you?
    Let me introduce you to logic.


    When you find yourself in a situation that is bound to cause pain, the conclusion is all the same whether you stand up or squeeeel.
    You're gonna get hurt either way.

    Well.. mostly.


    I was walking by the river trying to reach home, t'was around 2am.
    I was wearing a Norwegian wool sweater and these green cotton like pants. So.. I hear the phrase "you fucking hippie" echoing from this car and I yell back "Jawohl, herr lieutenant!".

    The car swerved away and I continued walking and drinking my beer. As I got to the bridge I saw the same car coming towards me and stopping.
    A guy got out of the car and started walking towards me, fast. And I'm not that big, around 179 or 180 cm's, and I remember thinking that the guys in the car, sober and still hot headed enough to follow me here to kick my ass aren't exactly rational.

    So.. I quickly calculated the situation and whacked him in the head with my beer bottle. The guy dropped instantly, I kicked him as he was lying in the ground and took a few steps back.
    The doors in the car opened, two guys came out, walked to the guy whom I dropped, picked him up, went back to the car and drove away.

    Now, If I would have spouted some drivel like "bu.. but... I've do..done nothing..ng.. to you! please stay.. away, please!!" then the conclusion would have been reversed.


    A friend of mine was having a few beers at this bar by the river. As he went to get a new brew, some big fucker ran into him and made my friend drop his beer.
    So.. my friend followed the burly bastard outside and demanded a beer. It ended up with three guys throwing my mate into the river...

    But at least he didn't look like a fucking pussy.
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    Muahaha!!
    Snake burn.
    That's funny.

    Yeah. Like everyone's said. Grow a pair.
    Don't be pussies.
    Walk around with victim painted on your forehead and the scavengers of the world will sure as hell trick you into thinking they're predators.
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    Quote Originally Posted by invert_nexus
    Muahaha!!
    Snake burn.
    That's funny.

    Yeah. Like everyone's said. Grow a pair.
    Don't be pussies.
    Walk around with victim painted on your forehead and the scavengers of the world will sure as hell trick you into thinking they're predators.
    Everyone is a brave and courageous man in an internet forum.
    In reality you'd be nervous shitless when having a pint with a Hells Angel.

    And lying about it.. in internet.


    Perhaps I, as well?
    A truly ballsy character is someone no one has really met.
    I'm not courageous, I just get pissed so very, very easily.

    Pissed as in pissed and as in "wheere's mah beeer!"
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    Oh.. And since nearly every male has the basic military hand-to-hand combat traning here, I wouldn't grow too massive balls.
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    I AM a hell's angel...
    Well. I look like one anyway.
    And they're not psychopaths anyway.

    But. Yeah. Even so.
    A hell's angel isn't a malnourished gypsy boy.
    We're dealing with children's politics here.

    And. I'm an internet commando fucker!
    Here. Watch as I kick your ass!
    Take THAT!
    And THIS!
    HAVE AT YOU!!

    There. Recover from that one, bitch.
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    Hmm.. I think you did the right thing, kid. Would hurting yourself and hurting others really have made you feel better? Is standing up to some bullies really going to accomplish anything? Sure, you'll look cool, but what will you have proven? That you can beat up some jipsies?

    Don't worry too much about them, and enjoy life. Know that you did not have to lower yourself to beating someone. The same goes for your friends. Sure, they may have lost their bikes, but their true dignity remains intact. It is easy to hit someone, or kill someone. What's not so easy is accepting yourself and not fighting back. What's not so easy is protecting your 'soul' rather than your body.

    Than again, I have never gotten into a fight myself, which suprises most people, because of my small size, and big mouth.

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    Homo.

    You can't really talk for..

    Than again, I have never gotten into a fight myself
    You fairy.
    You ask:

    Is standing up to some bullies really going to accomplish anything? Sure, you'll look cool, but what will you have proven? That you can beat up some jipsies?
    The thing you accomplish is that you don't have to moisturize your testies every half an hour. Jesus titty fucking christ man..

    I know plenty of "save da soul" people and they are the most irrational, pathetic individuals that i've ever come across. They cast away an aspect which is present in us all and then have the nerve to present some faulty logic that's supposed to override our whole physique, evolution. All this with an elitist, superiour attitude.

    I pissed off one of you's pretty badly once. So badly that he broke down and enforced his true colours.

    I was sitting on a window ledge smoking and talking. I ranted about some topic he held close to his heart.

    Anyhoo, he fucking pushed me out the window, if it wasn't for the plexi-glass forced green house level under the window, I would have gotten really hurt.

    After a few bruises and a bitch of an climb I went to him and busted a laughter. Hah, it was great - the man was so down.

    Would hurting yourself and hurting others really have made you feel better?
    You're weak, you should'nt breed for you can not take care of yourself or those whom you love.
    The world will not allways be such an lovely place where the ismists and hugs reign.

    Though, I dislike the kind of people who look for fights.
    I'm saying that defending oneself is important. I've never started a fight.
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    Actually.. It does not matter if you can successfully defend yourself.
    But you must try. If a wolf concedes all of its life, it will die.
    And if we just ignore the aspect because of our.. soul. Then we will become weak as whole, little men with good karma’s.. heh.


    edit: And.. would it not piss you off to know that a bunch of timorous inbreds out-bettered you?

    second edit: I was just thinking about a scenario where every single woman you will ever be intimate with will ask: "What is that scar-like thingie in your sack?"

    And you will allways have to tell them that a bunch of timorous inbreds out-bettered you.
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    Gypsies?
    Bullshit, there are no gypsies in America. And Europeans don't ride BMX bikes.
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    You're weak, you should breed for you can not take care of yourself or those whom you love.
    Actually, I'm not. I'm a second degree black belt in judo, and about to get it (if things go correctly) in jiu jitsu. I simply do not believe that defending oneself in such a case is the right thing to do. And might I add, that I have been involved in multiple 'verbal fights' and that in such cases I have no difficulty holding my fysical peace.

    Merely because your experiences with 'my kind' have been somewhat negative, should not, imo, mean that I would react negatively in a situation. Than again, in such a situation, I migth just snap and break the guy's neck. That I do not know, because I have not yet been in such a situation.

    Hmm.. A martial artist you might know of, Jet Li, has never gotten into a fight and professes the same philosophy, at least on this area as me. Though I do not believe in Karma, I do believe in taking care of one's psychological self.

    And Europeans don't ride BMX bikes.
    Actually, I had an atb once, BMX that. Was a pretty nice bike. Wheels were too small though, although I have gotten rather muscled legs now thanks to that bike .

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    i'm lucky i have never been in a fight.
    even though i'm not as strong as other people i know i could still hurt someone if i got in a fight.

    my lack of experience lies in the fact that i don't attack people, that is the quick way to get your ass beatin. but if some asshole comes up to me or one of my friends and tries startin something then of course i'm going to defend myself and my friends to the point where the agressor is temporarily incapacitated or worse.

    to hell with the spiritual shit you got a right to protect yourself and others, within reasonable limits of course.
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    I'm a big guy and capable of inflicting massive damage on everything around me. I've been gifted (cursed) with nerve endings that don't sense to much. So I can close to destroy my body and never feel a thing. I've taken down more then a few doors with a good shoulder and never felt a thing. Later on I may look like I got in a fight with a wall. No biggie, didn't feel a thing. At 6'5" 240 lbs I can take on a few people and win. Still I've never been in a fight in my adult life. I smashed many heads when I was a kid, but that's what kids do. As an adult I find it far better to think out my conflicts and get the upper hand by peacefully solving the issue. Often times the other person doesn't want to find out if they can take you or not. Defend oneself, but don't attack unprovoked.

    By the way I targeted forearms as my weapon of choice. I find having killer grip and the ability to choke someone to death while making it next to impossible to get loose is a big plus. The lack of feeling pain also helps here as their attempts to get free go unnoticed. Wounds heel. Good balance is also a plus. My first reaction would be to get down low to the ground while strangling the victim. Think of it as having a vise around your neck taking the very life out of you. People are so fragile.

    Killer instinct is nice also
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    Yeah, yeah, very cool.. "Grow a pair, stand up to them, they just make out they're tough but they're not and they'll start crying like girls, and respect you from then on"
    This isn't a Disney movie, the kid doesn't know how to fight, the gypsies are older and probably have weapons, how cool is he going to look at hospital when they're stitching the 'pair' he recently grew back on?

    Just keep an eye out and an adult nearby, forget all this bullshit everyones telling you here.
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    You cannot deal with people that want to steal from you or hurt you. You can try to deal with them but most of the time the conclusion is going to be the same. If someone wanted to hurt me I would first try to run away from them if I could. If that didn't work I'd then have to use force against them and with over 20 years of martial arts training I would have to kill them for when I fight, I fight until death.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmictraveler
    You cannot deal with people that want to steal from you or hurt you. You can try to deal with them but most of the time the conclusion is going to be the same. If someone wanted to hurt me I would first try to run away from them if I could. If that didn't work I'd then have to use force against them and with over 20 years of martial arts training I would have to kill them for when I fight, I fight until death.
    Have you ever killed anyone with your martial arts cosmictraveler?
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    Never had to ....yet. I really avoid problems and will run away before I'll fight anyone for I know what the outcome will be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmictraveler
    Never had to ....yet. I really avoid problems and will run away before I'll fight anyone for I know what the outcome will be.
    I have the same attitude, however living in a state where anyone can own a handgun I opt to air on the side of caution. All the martial arts training in the world will not dodge a bullet from anyone who even half knows how to shoot. The laws of physics are on their side. You also have to be careful you don't come across someone who is better trained and perhaps more agile. What's that old saying, no matter how good you are their is always someone better.
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    that is unless some evolutionary jump occurs and we encounter people with mind powers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cosmictraveler
    Never had to ....yet. I really avoid problems and will run away before I'll fight anyone for I know what the outcome will be.
    So you know that when you fight you fight until death, yet you've never actually fought?
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    I never had to fight, like I said I know where to stay away from, the "bad" parts of town and other ares to avoid. By just staying away from problematic areas I find that I have not needed my skills to fight. I have had times when just using my power of speech and logic I have worked my way out of a situation that could have escalated into a fight. I'm lucky I guess that so far I have not been involved in to many bad situations that I couldn't talk my way out of.

    Most people with guns don't practice with them so their timing, accuracy and handling of them isn't all that good. I'd say that most people that own a gun couldn't hit a human 20 feet away that's running and zig-zagging as he runs....do you? Even in a practice range under ideal conditions most people can't hit the target without some practice shots can they?
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