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  1. #1 What's hot and what's not - sex 
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    Hello friends

    I have a special request which you may or may NOT want to help me with.

    I'm in the process of writing an ebook (amongst others) called:

    You're so Hot, Don't stop

    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.

    I will not name names!!!

    If you want to help me out with your stories, just drop me a line. Please also pass this request to your pals. I need a lot of material for this one!

    Thank you in advance

    Also, I now have my own weekly front page column (coming soon) at www.searchwarp.com so if you have any ideas re what I can write about, let me know!

    Many thanks.


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    i'm 13 haven't had sex yet..i'm saving for marriage....


    i think jeremyftft likes you....he keeps being mean to you in your threads i think he's got a crush a you....



    your smart and pretty....


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    Quote Originally Posted by teeniewitabeenie1
    i'm 13 haven't had sex yet..i'm saving for marriage....


    i think jeremyftft likes you....he keeps being mean to you in your threads i think he's got a crush a you....



    your smart and pretty....
    thank you and re J, he's not here anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.
    Is this strictly the woman offering her honor or the man honoring her offer, you know, honor offer.

    I'll assume you are talking man/woman. Although I remember the first time vividly, I can't think of one special moment, and because great sex is good sex and bad sex is still better than no sex, I'd have to say I've enjoyed every dalliance with my female partners. However I've learned a few things since my teenage years.

    The first prerequisite to good sex is to make a pact with yourself to please the woman you're with. I find just as much pleasure by giving pleasure, it is not all take. Pleasuring your partner is the most important investment you can make and is essential to a great nite in the sack. I prefer the mature woman, not an old granny, nun or gum chewing cheerleader, but a woman who has been around long enough to know how to please her partner, is not inhibited, and who has made a similar pact with herself. There is no substitute for experience when it comes to sex. Lastly, while in the moment, be a teacher or become a good student, it is to your benefit.
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    You would wanna be careful - man talks bout his experience "Man it was the best man, high five - tappin that all morning. and i mean man, it was the best i've ever giv'in" (obviously he was tappin out a tune on his guitar"

    Girl talks bout same experiance "Jesus christ, i told him i had to go to work, damm and its not as if it was any special; most of its been done long before him"

    see what i mean? Oh and i'm sure they will be honest too, but still.

    also - young love, sweet 16 an all that, always the best..... till they discover the real world and see that johnny from the team wasn't all that good with his foot balls. [/quote]
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    Will the book be accompanied by a video tape? Preferably ava blonde, sex vixen. My copy's buggered around scene three.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Quote Originally Posted by teeniewitabeenie1
    i'm 13 haven't had sex yet..i'm saving for marriage....


    i think jeremyftft likes you....he keeps being mean to you in your threads i think he's got a crush a you....



    your smart and pretty....
    thank you and re J, he's not here anymore.
    good
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.
    Is this strictly the woman offering her honor or the man honoring her offer, you know, honor offer.

    I'll assume you are talking man/woman. Although I remember the first time vividly, I can't think of one special moment, and because great sex is good sex and bad sex is still better than no sex, I'd have to say I've enjoyed every dalliance with my female partners. However I've learned a few things since my teenage years.

    The first prerequisite to good sex is to make a pact with yourself to please the woman you're with. I find just as much pleasure by giving pleasure, it is not all take. Pleasuring your partner is the most important investment you can make and is essential to a great nite in the sack. I prefer the mature woman, not an old granny, nun or gum chewing cheerleader, but a woman who has been around long enough to know how to please her partner, is not inhibited, and who has made a similar pact with herself. There is no substitute for experience when it comes to sex. Lastly, while in the moment, be a teacher or become a good student, it is to your benefit.
    wow...im hot all over now......................
    your gonna make some lucky lady very very happy!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by svwillmer
    Shh. Don't tempt fate.
    Thank you for making me laugh out loud and keep smiling like a fool for many minutes more.
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    Thank you for making me laugh out loud and keep smiling like a fool for many minutes more.
    That is a noble function to have in life. Welcome back Svwillmer!
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    YIKES! Should have put an R rating on my reply.
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    Thanks for the welcome back KALSTER, and the self taken compliment Ophiolite . I'm new and improved :-D. I've come to the conclusion that if I don't know what I'm talking about, don't say anything, and if someone is giving me grief over a belief, they can find a short pier and take a long walk simultaneously. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.
    Is this strictly the woman offering her honor or the man honoring her offer, you know, honor offer.

    I'll assume you are talking man/woman. Although I remember the first time vividly, I can't think of one special moment, and because great sex is good sex and bad sex is still better than no sex, I'd have to say I've enjoyed every dalliance with my female partners. However I've learned a few things since my teenage years.

    The first prerequisite to good sex is to make a pact with yourself to please the woman you're with. I find just as much pleasure by giving pleasure, it is not all take. Pleasuring your partner is the most important investment you can make and is essential to a great nite in the sack. I prefer the mature woman, not an old granny, nun or gum chewing cheerleader, but a woman who has been around long enough to know how to please her partner, is not inhibited, and who has made a similar pact with herself. There is no substitute for experience when it comes to sex. Lastly, while in the moment, be a teacher or become a good student, it is to your benefit.
    Great post, may I use it on my blog?
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    You can pm me with your sex stories, if you want to keep them private. I will not divulge source with anything published.

    Common' I need material!!!!

    I am relying on you guys.
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    anyone gots somemore sexy stories?
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    i just remembered i had a dream the other night about a cute boy i like.... he was on the bed in a hotel, laying on his belly with no clothes all sweating and he was moaning...then i woke up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Great post, may I use it on my blog?
    Shucks, I'm humbled. If you wish, be my guest. 8) 8)
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    I used my chewed bubblegum to stop my partner from having an anal spasm. I was afraid something was going to fall out, as in the past.. Shortly after he stopped having problems. I guess it worked? The bubblegum was pretty big so I just used it to fill the contraction. The spasm was tearing the knot I made of his butthole. It's not fully shut, just the bottom sagging skin is wrapped to make less room, so he can poop normal again. He's extremely loose. I didn't leave the bubblegum there. Also, he's experienced prolapse several times in the past, so this contributes to the loose tissue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuntinuum
    I used my chewed bubblegum to stop my partner from having an anal spasm. I was afraid something was going to fall out, as in the past.. Shortly after he stopped having problems. I guess it worked? The bubblegum was pretty big so I just used it to fill the contraction. The spasm was tearing the knot I made of his butthole. It's not fully shut, just the bottom sagging skin is wrapped to make less room, so he can poop normal again. He's extremely loose. I didn't leave the bubblegum there. Also, he's experienced prolapse several times in the past, so this contributes to the loose tissue.
    that's nasty............
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    Functional conservational evidence attained.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cuntinuum
    I used my chewed bubblegum to stop my partner from having an anal spasm. I was afraid something was going to fall out, as in the past.. Shortly after he stopped having problems. I guess it worked? The bubblegum was pretty big so I just used it to fill the contraction. The spasm was tearing the knot I made of his butthole. It's not fully shut, just the bottom sagging skin is wrapped to make less room, so he can poop normal again. He's extremely loose. I didn't leave the bubblegum there. Also, he's experienced prolapse several times in the past, so this contributes to the loose tissue.
    erm........maybe this is too much information?

    However if you'd care to elaborate I could use it on my blog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Great post, may I use it on my blog?
    Shucks, I'm humbled. If you wish, be my guest. 8) 8)
    You are now a published author!!

    You can view your work here:
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    You need a nice li'l story including Mount Stromboli and this reeeeally nice Italian lady? Could send you this via PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Twaaannnggg
    You need a nice li'l story including Mount Stromboli and this reeeeally nice Italian lady? Could send you this via PM.
    send it!!
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    I shall assume you lot have never had 'hot' sex then given the poor response.

    This is anonymous ya know!!
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    I could make some up, would that help? I'm a good novelist :-D.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    I shall assume you lot have never had 'hot' sex then given the poor response.
    ToRa, ToRa, ToRa:

    Hey, not fair. I may not want anyone to think I'm a male slut. But.....

    I'll bet Vanessa still remembers me. Something about beer consumption, not finding the time to answer a call of nature and spontaneous sex all happening at once, combining to make good ol' Zinj a bloody superman for one nite at least. I could have lasted forever if you know what I mean. She was great, but eventually I tired her out and finally she capitulated, begging for mercy. For reasons unknown, nature suspended its call, the brain moved south, and maintenance supplied ample stiffening power. When the forces of kanoodling couldn't be held off any longer the nite ended with a resounding boom that still resonates through my mind, especially when this topic is reintroduced. :wink:

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    Good grief zinjanthropos, at least you can't say you haven't lived.
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    Well, i did post one here but then realized there was a 13 year old girl reading it. Think i'll just pm.
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    Would you be kind enough to forward the PM's on to me too..

    for research purposes of course as well as the perverted thrill of knowing just how dirty you all are

    ToR - How can it be anon when you know who is sending what???

    One of the hottest times i've had was on a night train. The carriage was brightly lit and empty (of course) and my boyfriend at the time and i couldn't resist the invitation of the formica tables between the seats (it was a Virgin Express, but i wasn't, and it was certainly expressive)
    so i clambered atop like a good girl and we did it in frantic doggy stylie all the way through the west midlands.
    The biggest thrill came from knowing that anyone could catch a quick glimpse of us cutting through the towns in the glowingly lit carriage, and there was always the risk of getting caught by the ticket inspector!

    So think about that one next time your spreading your sandwiches out over the table next time you're on a train :-D

    I think hot sex is a complicated one, there are many ways to enjoy it and many tastes as to what is enjoyable.

    Sometimes the thrill and anticipation leading up to it can turn out to be more enjoyable than the act itself!

    I sometimes like wearing short skirts with see through white (they have to be white) panties and giving dirty old men a flash when i'm out shopping. I like to think i send them home with a smile on their faces and something else to do other than fall asleep in front of the telly.
    Maybe their wives end up getting a bit of hot sex!??

    Do you think that's bad?

    I've got loads of stories, really really dirty but i'm not telling you lot them all, unless you give me lots of money 8)
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    O'k i dont think this one is too dirty and Selene reminded me of it anyway. An ex-girlfriend of mine that had very long legs and loved going out in short skirts once came up to me at a nite club and asked, "Honey could you put these in your pocket" as she handed me her panties. She then spent the rest of the nite either dancing on a podium thing or sitting across from me chatting with friends while giving me the occasional flash. I knew what wasn't under her skirt and anyone that happened to be looking at the right time would have seen as well. Turned me on something horrid and after about 2 hours i had had enough. We found a quite corner and she sat on my lap. I'm sure some people could see what we were doing but neither of us cared one bit. Awesome nite!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Would you be kind enough to forward the PM's on to me too..

    for research purposes of course as well as the perverted thrill of knowing just how dirty you all are

    ToR - How can it be anon when you know who is sending what???

    One of the hottest times i've had was on a night train. The carriage was brightly lit and empty (of course) and my boyfriend at the time and i couldn't resist the invitation of the formica tables between the seats (it was a Virgin Express, but i wasn't, and it was certainly expressive)
    so i clambered atop like a good girl and we did it in frantic doggy stylie all the way through the west midlands.
    The biggest thrill came from knowing that anyone could catch a quick glimpse of us cutting through the towns in the glowingly lit carriage, and there was always the risk of getting caught by the ticket inspector!

    So think about that one next time your spreading your sandwiches out over the table next time you're on a train :-D

    I think hot sex is a complicated one, there are many ways to enjoy it and many tastes as to what is enjoyable.

    Sometimes the thrill and anticipation leading up to it can turn out to be more enjoyable than the act itself!

    I sometimes like wearing short skirts with see through white (they have to be white) panties and giving dirty old men a flash when i'm out shopping. I like to think i send them home with a smile on their faces and something else to do other than fall asleep in front of the telly.
    Maybe their wives end up getting a bit of hot sex!??

    Do you think that's bad?

    I've got loads of stories, really really dirty but i'm not telling you lot them all, unless you give me lots of money 8)
    No, I don't think it's bad at all. Can I see your white panties in PM please?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    I shall assume you lot have never had 'hot' sex then given the poor response.
    ToRa, ToRa, ToRa:

    Hey, not fair. I may not want anyone to think I'm a male slut. But.....

    I'll bet Vanessa still remembers me. Something about beer consumption, not finding the time to answer a call of nature and spontaneous sex all happening at once, combining to make good ol' Zinj a bloody superman for one nite at least. I could have lasted forever if you know what I mean. She was great, but eventually I tired her out and finally she capitulated, begging for mercy. For reasons unknown, nature suspended its call, the brain moved south, and maintenance supplied ample stiffening power. When the forces of kanoodling couldn't be held off any longer the nite ended with a resounding boom that still resonates through my mind, especially when this topic is reintroduced. :wink:

    Hot sex is not a temperature.
    lol, u write very well! I shall buy your book, but need more details, more filth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Would you be kind enough to forward the PM's on to me too..

    for research purposes of course as well as the perverted thrill of knowing just how dirty you all are

    ToR - How can it be anon when you know who is sending what???

    One of the hottest times i've had was on a night train. )
    It's anon as these user names don't identify you. I like the panty stuff

    Meanwhile I also did it on a train, but mine wasn't empty, twas full
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrowlingDog
    O'k i dont think this one is too dirty and Selene reminded me of it anyway. An ex-girlfriend of mine that had very long legs and loved going out in short skirts once came up to me at a nite club and asked, "Honey could you put these in your pocket" as she handed me her panties.
    This is all good stuff

    I must copy this thread some time soon!!
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    Hey Minxy, we can't half tell your going through your peak :wink:, what with all the phallic pictures and all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Meanwhile I also did it on a train, but mine wasn't empty, twas full
    Try in the car in her parent's driveway. I can't take credit for it because it was her idea. The best part was her parents pulled in a minute after I pulled out.(pun intended). Thank Christ I had a convertible and the top was down, no steamy windows. Next day we got together but we couldn't stop laughing. Overall I think she got the bigger thrill(pun intended)

    Still I don't see that experience as 'hot'. It was just lust. My brain again went to my groin and I lost some self control. For me, it's hot when we're both relatively sober, really concentrating on each other & the brain stays home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Meanwhile I also did it on a train, but mine wasn't empty, twas full
    Try in the car in her parent's driveway. I can't take credit for it because it was her idea. The best part was her parents pulled in a minute after I pulled out.(pun intended). Thank Christ I had a convertible and the top was down, no steamy windows. Next day we got together but we couldn't stop laughing. Overall I think she got the bigger thrill(pun intended)

    Still I don't see that experience as 'hot'. It was just lust. My brain again went to my groin and I lost some self control. For me, it's hot when we're both relatively sober, really concentrating on each other & the brain stays home.
    try it at 3pm in the afternoon in a very busy carpark, complete with steamed windows
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    Quote Originally Posted by 425 Chaotic Requisition
    Hey Minxy, we can't half tell your going through your peak :wink:, what with all the phallic pictures and all.
    Peak?!!

    I've been peaking for the past 32 years! I'm exhausted.

    When is the decline meant to begin?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    ....try it at 3pm in the afternoon in a very busy carpark, complete with steamed windows
    try it on a positionable gurney in the back of an ambulance during the fireman's ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    ....try it at 3pm in the afternoon in a very busy carpark, complete with steamed windows
    try it on a positionable gurney in the back of an ambulance during the fireman's ball.


    Crikey!

    Did you set the siren off????

    What's a gurney? I'm being too lazy to look it up :?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    ....try it at 3pm in the afternoon in a very busy carpark, complete with steamed windows
    try it on a positionable gurney in the back of an ambulance during the fireman's ball.


    Crikey!

    Did you set the siren off????

    What's a gurney? I'm being too lazy to look it up :?

    Selene, I can't but help to admire your likeness to Harry Potter while using the image of Stephen Hawking. Seriously. I'm not really up with the techno-image-funk of pop-science, and I was wondering if there was any concern of "image clashes" with magicians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Quote Originally Posted by Selene
    Quote Originally Posted by Orleander
    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    ....try it at 3pm in the afternoon in a very busy carpark, complete with steamed windows
    try it on a positionable gurney in the back of an ambulance during the fireman's ball.


    Crikey!

    Did you set the siren off????

    What's a gurney? I'm being too lazy to look it up :?

    Selene, I can't but help to admire your likeness to Harry Potter while using the image of Stephen Hawking. Seriously. I'm not really up with the techno-image-funk of pop-science, and I was wondering if there was any concern of "image clashes" with magicians?
    ??????

    Not sure what you are asking me here? Please elaborate further.

    The Hawkings image is a pun on the Emo-culture, for the benefit of my son who comes on here, he's 13 and can decide whether he wants to be an Emo or a Chav. I'm kind of hoping he'll be neither and find these options dis-heartening. I keep telling him to make something new up, but young people are so afraid to be 'different' to their peers, oh well give it some time i guess.

    Not sure what you mean by techno-image-funk of pop-science as i'd rather listen to folk, blues, jazz or classical music than techno or pop.

    And nor do i understand what you mean by 'concern' of 'image-clashes' of magicians.

    ???????

    You are going to have to enlighten me....sorry :?
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    Sorry.

    I'm just asking on behalf of a planet that is sincerely looking for the answer to the energy crisis it is going through.

    As for bringing up children, the ideal time to send them to war is ideally before they have the chance to screw some girls life up.

    I am never stood down though, scientifically speaking, when people get personal about science.

    Get a grip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    Sorry.

    I'm just asking on behalf of a planet that is sincerely looking for the answer to the energy crisis it is going through.

    As for bringing up children, the ideal time to send them to war is ideally before they have the chance to screw some girls life up.

    I am never stood down though, scientifically speaking, when people get personal about science.

    Get a grip.
    Some people foster fake insanity or attempt to appear weird as a protective sheath to save themselves from facing the existential terrors of their own existence.

    By adopting this weird unfathomable stance, they hope others will label them as 'strange' and so will either think they are so 'strange' they are incomprehensible, or even even bother trying. Their greatest fear being that others might actually see through this act and regard them as ordinary, which in fact they really are.

    It's a charade. It's the same technique as those who write inscrutable incomprehensible sentences using long obscure words, which has no meaning whatsoever, in the hope of fooling the reader into thinking the scribe is of super intelligence and that is why the reader cannot understand what is written.

    It's an old act.

    To me, you are as invisible as a crystallized water droplet that melts at the slightest breath.

    My advice?

    Change your prescription

    And a word of warning -

    Stay away from the Fool and the Magus. The abyss will spit you out and grant you real insanity.
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    If you started chatting in the street like that, someone would make a citizens arrest and have you committed.

    As for the subject post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Hello friends

    I have a special request which you may or may NOT want to help me with.

    I'm in the process of writing an ebook (amongst others) called:

    You're so Hot, Don't stop

    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.

    I will not name names!!!

    If you want to help me out with your stories, just drop me a line. Please also pass this request to your pals. I need a lot of material for this one!

    Thank you in advance

    Also, I now have my own weekly front page column (coming soon) at www.searchwarp.com so if you have any ideas re what I can write about, let me know!

    Many thanks.
    Is it a fantasy book? When people read this book, how will you intoduce the experiences, or would you be creating yourself to be the all-knowing author? The danger in presenting oneself as the all-knowing author of such a subject is of course needing to prove you are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    The danger in presenting oneself as the all-knowing author of such a subject is of course needing to prove you are.
    Not in this life. Just have to look the part. My favorite authoress looks pretty damn good. She could be 2008's version of Xaviera Hollander.

    My brain moves south in the presence of good looking women. If she said she was the Queen of England then I'd neither care nor ask for proof.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theQuestIsNotOver
    If you started chatting in the street like that, someone would make a citizens arrest and have you committed.

    As for the subject post:

    Quote Originally Posted by Theoryofrelativity
    Hello friends

    I have a special request which you may or may NOT want to help me with.

    I'm in the process of writing an ebook (amongst others) called:

    You're so Hot, Don't stop

    I'm gathering sexy stories from people about the best sex they've ever had and what it was that made it the best. I will then take the data and present it in two forms, the original stories (edited) and my analysis of what makes sex rock. That is assuming I find a common thread. The aim of the book is to tell people how to be hot in bed, from a NON sexpert point of view as told by real people.

    I will not name names!!!

    If you want to help me out with your stories, just drop me a line. Please also pass this request to your pals. I need a lot of material for this one!

    Thank you in advance

    Also, I now have my own weekly front page column (coming soon) at www.searchwarp.com so if you have any ideas re what I can write about, let me know!

    Many thanks.
    Is it a fantasy book? When people read this book, how will you intoduce the experiences, or would you be creating yourself to be the all-knowing author? The danger in presenting oneself as the all-knowing author of such a subject is of course needing to prove you are.
    You really are not all there, are you?

    What a shame
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    cor it's all being happenning here!

    Well, I have been having some right fun and games trying to get my first eBook off the press!

    Palava

    Anyway, part 1 is ready and is my FREE GIFT to you all.

    You can grab hold of it here:

    http://www.1soulmate4u.talktalk.net/...20part%201.zip

    Note, this is part 1 of 2 and has adult content (though humor not porn!)

    Part 2 which is the more detailed version will be ready any day now, yet more technical blips to resolve!!

    Meanwhile, I can't wait to get started on the personal stories one, but need more stories people!!

    Dear Mr Quest re your question re how I will present eBook 3, you'll have to wait and see won't you now!! But if you want to hazzard a guess, check out my websites and published articles.

    Anyway, enjoy your freebie eBook!! Hope you enjoy it.
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    There is only one item on the list.
    "Kill them all and let God sort them out."

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    Quote Originally Posted by spuriousmonkey
    There is only one item on the list.


    well there's two bits on my screen, so I figured I'd point to the latter incase anyone else on this planet is like me when it comes to these matters and tries to open the unopenable!

    It's such a drag, do you know how I can point direct to that file as oppose to the site and list?

    edit

    I give up, I just checked it and it's the wrong flippin ebook version!!! Now i have to start again!!

    The one I have has active links grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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    grrr...the link stopped working for me!!!

    Otherwise I could have shown how.
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    "Kill them all and let God sort them out."

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    Finally link is here:


    http://www.1soulmate4u.talktalk.net/...20part%201.zip

    Note: diff to the one Spurious supplied!
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    Woohoo

    I'm geting good at this now

    Part 2 is now available, only free for a week though till I iron out the creases. But you can have it while it is free.

    Link HERE
    http://www.1soulmate4u.talktalk.net/...20part%202.zip

    This one has 25 articles on everything you wanted to know about the opposite sex and a few things you didn't.

    Blood, sweat and tears were spilled in it's making.
    Not mine of course, I like to whip young men while I write, it helps me to concentrate.

    Anyway, it's free for a week!!

    Enjoy.
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    Hi Guys

    I forgot to let you have parts 1 and part 2 of the eBook, no saucy stories of yours in here but a few of mine Yours are destined for book 3!

    Meanwhile here is part 2
    http://www.1soulmate4u.talktalk.net/...20part%202.zip

    If you go to the intro page, it has a link to part 1. Part 1 has the adult saucy humor.

    Enjoy
    x

    Ps completely free, no charges.
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    Finally a pdf doc for you, no risk of viruses with this one, sorry for zips, I'm crap at all things technological but this one was made by a pro!

    http://www.1soulmate4u.talktalk.net/...t_1%5b1%5d.pdf
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    Excellent work!
    "If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe". - Carl Sagan
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    Quote Originally Posted by 425 Chaotic Requisition
    Excellent work!
    thanks (if you mean my eBook that is)

    and wot snake?
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