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  1. #1 The Cowspiracy 
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    Why is it that aliens take such interest in cows, why is it that cows just sit around and stare at people. If it some kind of mind control? Are the cows really part of a mass conspiracy to control mankind. Why do so many farmers die each year from unexplained accidents, did they start to know too much and the cows had to do something about it? Who will be next. If George Bush in on the cowspiracy. Are the cows really the ones behind 911, what will be next?

    Do the cats secretly help out the cows with information gathering? Will the aliens punish everyone that has taken part in the ritual of eating the cows, or do they want us to eat them to better control our minds?

    Hmmm, what does Moooo really signal? Do the cows have secret bases in Wisconsin?

    Watch your back, and whatever you do don't let any cows in the house.


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    jezz next thing you know the Cow pies will turn into landmines.

    Watch your step.


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    Are the cows really the ones behind 911, what will be next
    And a republican is what, exactly?

    I realize I'm answering a pointless thread but the word 'cow' stuck out like "America'.
    The logic being
    If cows are republican.
    and America has an electorate that is by far mostly republican.
    Then america is a cow.

    Which is what you people put one in mind of, you know?

    An ungulate kept fat, fed and quiet at home chewing its cud on the couch watching sitcoms.
    All said and done before, I realize, but lately I've been overexposed to alot of you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    Are the cows really the ones behind 911, what will be next
    And a republican is what, exactly?

    I realize I'm answering a pointless thread but the word 'cow' stuck out like "America'.
    The logic being
    If cows are republican.
    and America has an electorate that is by far mostly republican.
    Then america is a cow.

    Which is what you people put one in mind of, you know?

    An ungulate kept fat, fed and quiet at home chewing its cud on the couch watching sitcoms.
    All said and done before, I realize, but lately I've been overexposed to alot of you.
    Don't worry, it's aaaaallright.

    It doesn't mean a thing.

    Though, why would it be.. preferable to have the 'unugulate' whipped into shape?

    For him to.. excercise his mind?
    Few goddamn quotes you'd get, that's all.

    Done and done, I'm off watching Seinfeld.

    After all. Who would you be without your contrasts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abraxas
    An ungulate kept fat, fed and quiet at home chewing its cud on the couch watching sitcoms.
    All said and done before, I realize, but lately I've been overexposed to alot of you.
    Don't stereotype, you biatch!!
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    How did we get republicans mixed in here, I was talking about Bovine.
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