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    What's with the cake stuff, too? :?
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    Portal reference:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal_(video_game)

    http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl...mages&aq=f&oq=

    Just the fact I entered 'The cake' on google image search brought up way too many portal cake references...
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    Aha.

    I played a 2d version of that game a few years ago, but never the real thing.
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    You know you're a geek when... you consider changing your name to Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

    ...

    Ok, just me?
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    You know you're a geek when... oyu consider changing your name to Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

    ...

    Ok, just me?
    nah, I've considered the name: Lady Pepper von Wiener Strudel.

    Hey, hey, it sounded cool at the moment ok? AND NO, I DO NOT SUFFER FROM BRAIN DAMAGE.
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    When your day is taken up with trying to work out which is better - peppermint green tea or lemon and ginger fruit tea

    I'm so un-busy
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    discussions about the radioactive properties of dilithium crystals often end up in fistfights?
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    ^ hilarious...

    When you count in russian up til 100 while you brush your teeth...


    When you join this forum...Doh.

    When you actually want more homework.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numii
    When you actually want more homework.
    Ok, now THAT is geeky. :P
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    I need practice, that's all, mister wolf. :-D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Numii
    ^ hilarious...

    When you count in russian up til 100 while you brush your teeth...


    When you join this forum...Doh.

    When you actually want more homework.
    I'm only year 10, but I bug my science teacher for more homework... He started giving me essay topics!

    Oh, and I got the results back from the yr 13 test, I got 39/45, and it was for people 4 years older... heh heh heh
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    I failed my A-level Chemistry after getting A's in the mocks. Whatever...

    Go you!!!
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    asxz freaks me out :?

    so, mister wolf, chemistry fan, huh? what do you like most workin on?
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    you know your a geek when you spend 3 months in boot camp avoiding someone because he's a weird little antisocial freak, and than at the end learn that you could have been great friends when you strike up an excited 2 hour discussion on theoretical physics and find out that he avoided you for the same reason the whole time.

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    Oh christ!!!

    Who dropped that pin?



    It nearly gave me a heart attack.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Numii
    asxz freaks me out :?

    so, mister wolf, chemistry fan, huh? what do you like most workin on?
    The test wasn't that hard - one of the ones that people take to make themselves think they are good at a subject! I think it's an australian thing, but ever heard of ICAS? That's the paper I took... Not that hard!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    You know you're a geek when... oyu consider changing your name to Sir Digby Chicken Caesar.

    ...

    Ok, just me?
    nah, I've considered the name: Lady Pepper von Wiener Strudel.

    Hey, hey, it sounded cool at the moment ok? AND NO, I DO NOT SUFFER FROM BRAIN DAMAGE.
    you will if you keep hitting your head on the wall! :?
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    You know you're a geek when everyone stops posting in this thread because you scare them
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    "Why is Bob at the mall?"

    "Bob is at the mall because he traveled to the mall and has not yet left the mall."
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    you will if you keep hitting your head on the wall!
    Good point. But the doctor dropped me the moment I was born, so I think it's a little too late for that anyway.....

    Jus kidding. OF COURSE I wasn't dropped......I think.
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    Warning: damage to the head in children may lead to memory loss in later life.
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    Warning: damage to the head in children may lead to memory loss in later life.
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    I was probably dropped on my head at birth. I have 2 problems; I have a memory like a sieve, and.... erm..... and a memory like a sieve.

    8)
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    You know your a geek when... for fun on a Sat afternoon you are playing with your favorite collection of magnetites and your liquid iron just for kicks instead of taking it like the rest of your vitamins :wink:
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    You know you're a geek when you learn the peridic table just for fun... then you learn it backwards!

    oh... and you know you're a geek when your insults go into quantum mechanics, and instead of saying it and having to explain what you mean to everyone, you just walk away laughing...
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    You know you're a geek when, if talking to your friends, you have to talk about anything scientific very very quickly so they don't get annoyed with you for talking about things they don't understand.

    Oh, and if they wonder why you talk about anything scientifically very quickly, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    You know you're a geek when, if talking to your friends, you have to talk about anything scientific very very quickly so they don't get annoyed with you for talking about things they don't understand.

    Oh, and if they wonder why you talk about anything scientifically very quickly, too.
    Haha... yeah. I get a lot of sore arms for that reason!
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    I got confronted on it this week.

    Apparantly, if I talked slower they would understand, despite (for instance) never having studied geology.
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    You know you're a geek when you can quote yourself saying this:

    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    Here's another thought;

    I'm trying to prove that I'm a wave, but seem unable to reach the speed (about 10^-30 m/s) needed for me to refract through air :?

    Although, excessive consumption of alcohol appears to achieve the same results.
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    ...Or when you suddenly realise it's 1:35 am :x
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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    OOOH! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!

    19 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

    ...THAT MEANS 133 HOURS LEFT!

    ...that means 7,980 minutes left.

    ...that means 478,800 seconds left.

    ......I'm depressed.
    Are you happy about this?

    Anyways... you know you're a geek when you constantly realise that people have stopped listening, and continue anyway. It serves them right. They could just tell you to shut up!
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    You know you are a geek, when the girl to whom you proposed already had a bf !!
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    Are you happy about this?
    I don't actually know.....I'm hovering.

    You know you are a geek, when the girl to whom you proposed already had a bf !!
    Ouch. I'm sorry Yash. Better luck next time?

    *You know you're a geek when 20 people come to you every morning in the library for tutoring, and you like it*
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    Quote Originally Posted by asxz
    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    OOOH! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!

    19 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

    ...THAT MEANS 133 HOURS LEFT!

    ...that means 7,980 minutes left.

    ...that means 478,800 seconds left.

    ......I'm depressed.
    Are you happy about this?

    Anyways... you know you're a geek when you constantly realise that people have stopped listening, and continue anyway. It serves them right. They could just tell you to shut up!
    !! I do that sooo often.

    What I've started doing is just talk about any old crap, so that when they hear a few words they get really confused.

    Either that or confront them on not listening, whilst they aren't listening.

    Yup, I'm a geek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    Ouch. I'm sorry Yash. Better luck next time?
    Actually fault was of that girl because when i proposed to her she never informed me that she had a bf and then after 1 month or so outside the school gate her bf arrives and starts arguing with me, i was just about to teach him a lesson but then i realized it would be my foolishness to mess with this crazy guy.
    So tritai, from then on i decided to leave this whole thing and now i'am Happy with my own way of living. ^_^ :-D
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    Actually fault was of that girl because when i proposed to her she never informed me that she had a bf and then after 1 month or so outside the school gate her bf arrives and starts arguing with me, i was just about to teach him a lesson but then i realized it would be my foolishness to mess with this crazy guy.
    So tritai, from then on i decided to leave this whole thing and now i'am Happy with my own way of living. ^_^
    Good for you! :wink:
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    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    Quote Originally Posted by asxz
    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    OOOH! I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!

    19 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT!

    ...THAT MEANS 133 HOURS LEFT!

    ...that means 7,980 minutes left.

    ...that means 478,800 seconds left.

    ......I'm depressed.
    Are you happy about this?

    Anyways... you know you're a geek when you constantly realise that people have stopped listening, and continue anyway. It serves them right. They could just tell you to shut up!
    What I've started doing is just talk about any old crap, so that when they hear a few words they get really confused.

    Either that or confront them on not listening, whilst they aren't listening.

    Yup, I'm a geek.
    It's not exactly that they stop listening, just that they conitnue on with other things, because they can't understand me. Tune out, would be the word. I thried confronting them... they just agree!

    !! I do that sooo often.

    I think Imeant it like this... sorry!

    You know you're a geek when you are constantly trying to out-geek the other geeks on a geeky forum. You also know you're a geek when you start to look up words on the internet such as 'geek' and 'nerd' so you can remind your friends that you are not a nerd [smart with dry language and boring] but you are a 'geek]' [someone who had odd interests and is smart.]

    Anyways... getting off topic!
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    You know you're a geek when you try to impress a girl by quoting pi to 22 digits.

    I can do it, but never sunk that low.... yet!
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    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    You know you're a geek when you try to impress a girl by quoting pi to 22 digits.
    Try reciting to 22 digits... I once memorized to 50 digits for a school event... can't say it was really impressive though.
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    Yeah but I never sat down and memorised , I just picked it up by accident.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    Good for you! :wink:
    Good for me ?? but in what sense ?_? was this in my favor or against ??
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    It's sometimes best not to ask...
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    Yash, I meant "good for you" that you're moving on and that you're happy. I couldn't be THAT mean/sarcastic as to make fun of you or something!

    :?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    Yash, I meant "good for you" that you're moving on and that you're happy. I couldn't be THAT mean/sarcastic as to make fun of you or something!
    :?
    Sorry tritai, in my previous post what ever i wrote were just my addled emotions and now everything has been clarified and there's now doubt at all.
    Thanks ^_^
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    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    It's sometimes best not to ask...
    but why ?_? ??????????? or do you mean to say that sometimes we get anwser the way opposite to what we had thought of ??
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    I mean that sometimes, there is no benefit to asking questions.

    But hey, what do I know? I stayed awake 'till 5am watching a film with a talking cow in it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by drowsy turtle
    I mean that sometimes, there is no benefit to asking questions.

    But hey, what do I know? I stayed awake 'till 5am watching a film with a talking cow in it...
    My friend, you don't get it, the actual benefit is only behind reasoning and questioning when you want something to be clarified !! ^_^
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    But, you take delicious and evil delight in knowing that she'll marry some meathead jock, who will probably work for your giant multi-national one day. (I think every geek has experienced this at some point in their life. Or at least a variation.)
    YARP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    .....when you try to memorize the known digits of pi
    .....when you try to prove fermat's last theorem
    .....and when you memorize the periodic table of elements
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    ...When you are really desperate for a pee, but decide to read the forum first...


    .....Eeeeeek!

    ........Damn, too late.
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    ...When you are really desperate for a pee, but decide to read the forum first...


    .....Eeeeeek!

    ........Damn, too late.

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    What disturbs me even more is how you feel compelled to tell us about your little "accident" WHILE it is occurring, when the normal impulse would be to run to the nearest bathroom.

    Someday, somewhere, you are going to ask someone a very important question, Turtle, and I dearly hope she says that one word that will determine the fates of your lives:

    NO.

    After all, sanity is pretty valuable these days. It would be a shame to have to forfeit it for a man who has, random, er, excretory impulses.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    Someday, somewhere, you are going to ask someone a very important question, Turtle, and I dearly hope she says that one word that will determine the fates of your lives:

    NO.
    Hmmm, thanks very much?

    Quote Originally Posted by tritai
    After all, sanity is pretty valuable these days. It would be a shame to have to forfeit it for a man who has, random, er, excretory impulses.....


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    My sanity is not in question, I know I'm mad.

    I've been losing my mind at an ever-increasing rate for about 9 months.

    So I think my fighting against the impulse to urinate whilst typing is a minor problem 8)

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    I've been losing my mind at an ever-increasing rate for about 9 months.
    ARE YOU PREGNANT??!?!
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    Oh god!

    Wait.... 34" waist... unlikely.

    Phew



    That could have been painful...
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    Oh god!

    Wait.... 34" waist... unlikely.

    Phew



    That could have been painful...

    Once again, it scares me that you had to actually check to make sure.....


    ......Have you been fooling around?
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    -10 hours sleep in 3 nights
    -Large amounts of sugar and caffein
    -Moderate amounts of alcohol
    -Stress
    -Lots of running around and doing stupid things
    -Questionable mental health

    I have no idea what I'm saying

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