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  1. #1 And nothing ever happens 
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    And nothing ever happens
    Nothing happens at all
    The needle returns to the start of the song
    And we all sing along like before
    And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow



    Well, I'm just complaining ... but this place is kinda sad ...


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    Only you can prevent forest fires...


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    Only you can make the world go round.


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    Only you can aid the persistance of government and lick the hands of your master giving up all hope of freedom, valor and justice.

    Like this? :?

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    Only you can eat the peanuts out of my shit...

    (Strange old thing, peanuts. Why do they do that? And corn, too. You can sit there and chew your corn for hours and you'll shit out whole kernels. What's the deal? Can science provide the answer or must we turn to religion instead?)
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    And nothing ever happens
    Nothing happens at all
    The needle returns to the start of the song
    And we all sing along like before
    And we'll all be lonely tonight and lonely tomorrow

    Dammit. Nothing ever happens.

    HU, you are so serious it hurts me. Maybe seriös should be your middle name.

    Invert, behave.
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    Isn't it strange that when we want something to happen nothing does but when we least expect something happening ...it does! There's always something happening somewhere it's just that you don't happen to be where it's at. Sometimes that's a very good thing.
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    Invert, behave.
    Behave like what?

    (I think my question on corn is valid. Haven't you ever wondered about that? And another thing. What kind of a world do we live in where we have to look at our own poop floating (or sinking) in the toilet bowl when we're done? I think every man (and woman) has the right not to look at his own turds if he doesn't want to! (Maybe I'll run for President on that platform?))


    Well. Since nothing is happening (I'm actually working on a post in another subforum... What are you doing, Water?) Here's something else that happens to those who wait:

    <blockquote>"Eins, zwei, drei, alle!"
    Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
    Ooooh, no matter how you try
    Goodbye, cruel world, it's over
    Walk on by.

    Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
    Waiting for the worms to come.
    In perfect isolation here behind my wall
    Waiting for the worms to come.

    We're {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
    Town Hall where we're going to be...
    Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
    Waiting to clean up the city.
    Waiting to follow the worms.
    Waiting to put on a black shirt.
    Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
    Waiting to smash in their windows
    And kick in their doors.
    Waiting for the final solution
    To strengthen the strain.
    Waiting to follow the worms.
    Waiting to turn on the showers
    And fire the ovens.
    Waiting for the queens and the coons
    and the reds and the jews.
    Waiting to follow the worms.




    Would you like to see Britannia
    Rule again, my friend?
    All you have to do is follow the worms.
    Would you like to send our colored cousins
    Home again, my friend?

    All you need to do is follow the worms.

    --Pink Floyd, Waiting for the Worms</blockquote>

    (Apologies for using the modified movie version, but it's all I found online and I don't really have time to listen to the song and write the lyrics down on my own.)

    HU, you are so serious it hurts me. Maybe seriös should be your middle name.
    Shhhh.
    He's a discordian. You're insulting him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by invert_nexus
    Behave like what?
    Like the gall-bladder dahrling that only youuuuuuu can be!


    (I think my question on corn is valid. Haven't you ever wondered about that? And another thing. What kind of a world do we live in where we have to look at our own poop floating (or sinking) in the toilet bowl when we're done? I think every man (and woman) has the right not to look at his own turds if he doesn't want to! (Maybe I'll run for President on that platform?))
    Well, looking at your poo is collecting feedback information on your health.


    Well. Since nothing is happening (I'm actually working on a post in another subforum... What are you doing, Water?)
    I am being aggressively disinterested.


    All you have to do is follow the worms.
    We have cherry season here. I have eaten more worms than all of you combined have ever seen!


    HU, you are so serious it hurts me. Maybe seriös should be your middle name.
    Shhhh.
    He's a discordian. You're insulting him.
    How dis-cording.
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    Like the gall-bladder dahrling that only youuuuuuu can be!
    Gall bladder or gall stone?
    Drink cranberry juice.

    Well, looking at your poo is collecting feedback information on your health.
    But shouldn't we be able to not look at it if we don't want to?

    I have eaten more worms than all of you combined have ever seen!
    Heh. Reminds me of the joke. What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
    Finding half a worm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by invert_nexus
    Gall bladder or gall stone?
    Why don't we all just get stoned, and then roll ...


    Well, looking at your poo is collecting feedback information on your health.
    But shouldn't we be able to not look at it if we don't want to?
    Shouldn't we be able to not breathe if we don't want to?


    Heh. Reminds me of the joke. What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
    Finding half a worm.
    But finding half a worm in another person's apple -- now that is sweet!
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    Why don't we all just get stoned, and then roll ...
    <blockquote> Well, they'll stone you when
    You're trying to be so good.
    They'll stone you just like
    They said they would.
    They'll stone you when
    You're tryin' to go home
    Then they'll stone you when
    You're there all alone,
    But I would not feel so all alone.
    Everybody must get stoned.

    Well, they'll stone you
    And say that it's the end
    Then they'll stone you
    And then they'll come back again.
    They'll stone you when
    You're riding in your car.
    They'll stone you when
    You're playing your guitar.
    Yes, but I would not feel so all alone.
    Everybody must get stoned.

    --Bob Dylan, Rainy Day Woman No. 12 and 35</blockquote>

    Don't say that it's the end...

    Shouldn't we be able to not breathe if we don't want to?
    You're not playing the game right. You're supposed to say that you don't have to look at it if you don't want to. But, you've correctly discerned that it's impossible not to look at it. Nearly impossible.

    But finding half a worm in another person's apple -- now that is sweet!
    Such a brute you have turned out to be. What happened to sweet, sweet Rosa?
    (I wonder how much of the popular misconception about your nature has to do with your original name?)
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    Or how about this one for a stoned song? Have you heard this:
    <blockquote>I was sittin' in my basement
    I'd just rolled myself a taste of something green and gold and glorious
    to get me through the day.
    Then my friend yelled through the transom,
    Grab your coat and get your hat, son,
    There's a nut down on the corner,
    Givin' dollar bills away!

    Well, I laid around a bit,
    Then I had another hit,
    Then I rolled myself a bomber,
    Then I thought about my mama,
    THen I fooled around, played around, jacked around a while and theeeennnn:

    I got stoned.. And I missed it.
    Stoned. And I missed it.
    Sto-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oned and it rolled right by.
    WHere'd it go?

    And when my earthly race is over,
    And I'm ready for the clover,
    And they ask me how my life has been,
    Guess I'll have to say....

    Stooooned and I missed it.

    --Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show. Stoned and I Missed It.</blockquote>

    It's a shame that Bach never wrote a tune about getting stoned. I bet Mozart wrote a few, eh?
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    Now, where was I ... ah, stomach contents.

    (The one who correctly tells me where this line is from will get 10 bonus points from me!)


    Don't say that it's the end...
    Oh, show me, the way, to the next, whiskey bar, oh, don't ask why, oh don't ask why!
    If-we-don't-get-to-the-next-whiskey-bar-I-tell-you-we-must-die-tooo-tooo-tooo-toooo-tooo-tooo-tooo!


    You're not playing the game right. You're supposed to say that you don't have to look at it if you don't want to. But, you've correctly discerned that it's impossible not to look at it. Nearly impossible.
    Dude, it is our nature, our essentials, that we are looking at! Who could turn away from THAT?!


    Such a brute you have turned out to be. What happened to sweet, sweet Rosa?
    She ... well, she's like a rainbow.


    (I wonder how much of the popular misconception about your nature has to do with your original name?)
    Most, if not everything.


    Lucy, where are you?!
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    oh my sweeties..

    nothing happens.. nothing happens.

    ............i have been waiting , we on a mission to be so well ,oh well the way i seeeeeeeee *inserts guitar strumming/

    well hun, lots happens here, just nothing to your interest h2o

    ......we are not so , oh what we have seen*inserts gutar SoLo

    (i liky your question, corn. it is a strange thing, but i think its only the skin that .. is .. ummmm .. digestivly chalanged?)

    10 bonas points.. i cant figure it out.. but sure gve em to me any way for the folloeing reasons!!
    1. im me!
    2. im not you!
    2. my second name is carr!!!(i preffer Damien *anti aircraft bommber.. *)
    2. im irish
    2. http://www.weddings-in-ir...s/ireland_statue.jpg and this sums up ireland in three words. Green feilds, bad weather.. and religion....

    and you say nothing ever happens...


    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Oh Lord, I think I heard you
    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Oh Lord, I think I heard you

    So what was on the face of the raging river that passed me by
    Do I turn around, do I turn my eye to the sun
    In the apex of the high high noon
    I’m on a flatbed yellow pickup underneath the half moon
    Cut me, cut me, cut me some slack, Jack
    And jump on the back, if you can handle the candle
    Than you can handle the wax
    Your just going to get sacked
    It’s as simple as that.

    But before I know it I’m going down this little bitty river
    In a boat a little bigger than a bath tub
    My bones begin to shiver ‘cause I’m makin’ to deliver
    This water that I must give her, can I get some?

    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Oh Lord, I think I heard you
    (I think I heard you, yea)

    Down by the railway station
    People move a new direction
    Take a ticket from who you can
    And then drive that train
    (Repeat)

    She was a black Tai bombshell out of Bombay
    She was easy on the eyes so I had nothing to say
    Said take you out and tell the Leprachaun man
    “You got to the bell rings three, and do you understand?”
    Little piece of me wants to go (I don’t know)
    Turn around and what do you do? (I don’t know)
    Look at me, what do you do? (I don’t know)

    DING DONG DING
    (That’s the bell)
    And I know you know I know I don’t know you very well
    But if I did I would groove, and hit the ground running
    But I don’t, and I won’t, so you got another thing coming

    He kicked up the river with a flick of his wrist
    I popped him in the kisser cause he couldn’t resist
    I said to my sidekick, I’m up to my high wick
    And now I’m getting a little homesick
    So before I know it I’m going down this little bitty river
    In a boat a little bigger than a bath tub
    My bones begin to shiver ‘cause I’m makin’ to deliver
    This water that I must give her, can I get some?
    before I know it I’m going down this little bitty river
    In a boat a little bigger than a bath tub
    My bones begin to shiver ‘cause I’m makin’ to deliver
    This water that I must give her, can I get some?

    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Yea Yea, I think I heard you
    Oh Lord, I think I heard you
    (I think I heard you, yea)

    Down by the railway station
    People move a new direction
    Take a ticket from who you can
    And then drive that train
    (Repeat)

    Drive it, Drive it
    I said now, Drive it, Drive it.
    I said now, Drive it, Drive it.
    You’ve got to drive your train
    Ride it, Ride it.
    I said now Ride it, Ride it.
    I said now Ride it, Ride it.
    You’ve got to ride your train

    Yea Yea, (now ride it, you’ve got to ride it,
    ya know what I’m talkin’ about)
    .............
    Stumble on through life.
    Feel free to correct any false information, which unknown to me, may be included in my posts. (also - let this be a disclaimer)
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    "Oh, show me, the way, to the next, whiskey bar, oh, don't ask why, oh don't ask why!
    If-we-don't-get-to-the-next-whiskey-bar-I-tell-you-we-must-die-tooo-tooo-tooo-toooo-tooo-tooo-tooo!


    That is the Doors "Alabama Song"



    Well, show me the way
    To the next whiskey bar
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why
    Show me the way
    To the next whiskey bar
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why
    For if we don't find
    The next whiskey bar
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you, I tell you
    I tell you we must die
    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
    Well, show me the way
    To the next little girl
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why
    Show me the way
    To the next little girl
    Oh, don't ask why
    Oh, don't ask why
    For if we don't find
    The next little girl
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you we must die
    I tell you, I tell you
    I tell you we must die
    Oh, moon of Alabama
    We now must say goodbye
    We've lost our good old mama
    And must have whiskey, oh, you now why
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