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  • He's sick

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Thread: Sick Coworker

  1. #1 Sick Coworker 
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    This guy I work with is making me ill. He's constantly bending the pencaps on all my pens but he'll never fully break them off! I cut all the ends off them so he couldn't keep driving me fucking nuts all day long, that'll show the fucker!

    Also I noticed something he was reading on the computer, it seems he brings a flash drive with him to work (the girl walking near me is super fucking hot, god damn me and her) so I caught a glimpse of his reading material... it's a thing about how to pickup women. I felt ill / disgusted at this... he's reading about it at work so must be desperate, he's as big a loser as me but for christ sakes at least I'm not bringing reading material that's utterly pointless / has no chance of helping him.

    Kinda sick ehh?

    Also there's this guy outside walking around, I've talked with him before. The last time he told me he'll walk around the building if he's got important business on his cell phone, he's doing it right now. I find myself laughing and wanting to get a bionic easdropper to listen in on the fellow's supposedly IMPORTANT phone calls.

    Then there's this sexy chick outside that' smoking, sorrowfully her face is used / worn like that of used luggage, she just doesn't know it yet. All the men are obsessed with her pussy so don't notice her ugly ass face (it's not totally ugly but is getting there).

    The poll is to vote whether or not the cowork I have is fucked up or not, lucky him he doesn't know I am asking you all this lmao I mean how sick do you have to be bending pencaps, and not just that ppl but he puts the pens down all over the place without thinking, I found like 4 in the back and 2 in the front + the ones he had, it's like a ring around the circus with this fellow, he's sick.


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    Get a life of your own to occupy your time & you'll start giving a dime of whatever your coworkers do. :wink:


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    Do you fancy this guy or something?


    You seem way to occupied with the guy, and you are not giving us enough details about the totty.
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    I bend pen caps too.

    It is born of a need to test the strength of flimsy weak things.
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    I can't tell if you are joking or not, but if not you need to stop worrying about the dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neutrino
    I can't tell if you are joking or not, but if not you need to stop worrying about the dude.
    He's not joking
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    Oh - in that case there might be a serious problem with your coworker. I'd keep a detailed log about his pencap-bending activities and analyze it for peculiar patterns. Show it to the police immediately if you find anything and folks - let's keep this confidential.
    We don't know what we might be up against.
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    Dont you just hate it when you hoover and someone opens a bag of peanuts before you even take your head scarf off?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofMaxwell
    Dont you just hate it when you hoover and someone opens a bag of peanuts before you even take your head scarf off?
    Don't talk to me about hoovering! :x

    I have lost all my pen caps, disabled them and now lost them.
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    I think the original poster is the sick one. He refers to himself as a loser who can't get laid, but instead of befriending his fellow losers, he mocks them as though that will set him apart. Everyone is strange if you catch them at the right time.
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    He's humming to himself right now, it makes me even sicker
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    Quote Originally Posted by sderenzi
    He's humming to himself right now, it makes me even sicker
    Is he me? I hum and I whistle too, does he whistle?
    'Time is the space between birth and death' by me.
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