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  1. #1 Happy 4th of July! 
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    For Americans...Today is independence day.....Where we are celebrating telling "those damn Brits" :wink: 231 years ago to kiss our lilly-white asses.

    We celebrate this by detonating explosive devices, and by choosing the absolute worst cuts of meat, grinding them up, and shoving them in man-made tube...staturating them with carcinogenic smoke, and then serving them on a processed bun with #4 yellow die sprayed on top. (hmmm...hot dogs)

    We even have a contest to see who can eat the most of these "colon bombs" in 12 min...without puking. God bless America.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver1968
    For Americans...Today is independence day.....Where we are celebrating telling "those damn Brits" :wink: 231 years ago to kiss our lilly-white asses.

    We celebrate this by detonating explosive devices, and by choosing the absolute worst cuts of meat, grinding them up, and shoving them in man-made tube...staturating them with carcinogenic smoke, and then serving them on a processed bun with #4 yellow die sprayed on top. (hmmm...hot dogs)

    We even have a contest to see who can eat the most of these "colon bombs" in 12 min...without puking. God bless America.
    You do know that America has never won a war on it's own? except the one where they were fighting themselves but that doesn't count


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    how dare you ! the US conquered Grenada !
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    Quote Originally Posted by marnixR
    how dare you ! the US conquered Grenada !
    on your own ey? "Six days later, the island was invaded by forces from the United States purportedly at the behest of Dame Eugenia Charles, of Dominica. Five other Caribbean nations participated with Dominica and the USA in the campaign"

    quite an acheivement, invading a country that is 3.5 * 10-5 the size of you
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    Yeah, you Americans keep bragging to us Frenchies - "Haha you guys wouldn't have won the World Wars without us!" How dare you when you've needed help on every single campaign you've undertaken? We have produced brilliant generals (think Napoleon) who could take over a whole continent on their own. So shut up and eat your hot dogs, fire off your explosives, and do whatever you guys do...
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    happy 4th of july indeed !
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    :-D :-D :-D

    Happy 4Th of July.
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    Freaking noisemakers in my backyard...aren't even good fireworks! Happy 4th!
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    Oh, MacGyver, you can thank us Frenchies for helping you tell those damn Brits to kiss your asses.
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    I celebrated the 4th of July. I'm born on 4th of July!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The P-manator
    Oh, MacGyver, you can thank us Frenchies for helping you tell those damn Brits to kiss your asses.
    and you got the statue of liberty thrown into the bargain !
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    Quote Originally Posted by The P-manator
    Oh, MacGyver, you can thank us Frenchies for helping you tell those damn Brits to kiss your asses.
    Thanks you Frenchies for helping us win our war of independence....and thanks for taking care of my hero Ben Franklin. Also thanks for the all the great wine and cheese....that shit is good! :-D Oh..and thanks for the giant bronze babe....she's really hot.

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    I celebrated the 4th of July. I'm born on 4th of July!
    Happy Birthday Elina! "Born on the 4th of July" is also the name of crappy Tom Cruise movie that they shot part of in my neighborhood. (stupid trivia)
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    It should be remembered that the 4th of July is also British Thanksgiving Day.
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    Stephen Collins Foster, America's first songwriter was born on July 4. Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on July 4. There are a lot of other famous Americans that were either born or died on that date, but these are the only ones I can remember.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The P-manator
    Yeah, you Americans keep bragging to us Frenchies - "Haha you guys wouldn't have won the World Wars without us!" How dare you when you've needed help on every single campaign you've undertaken? We have produced brilliant generals (think Napoleon) who could take over a whole continent on their own. So shut up and eat your hot dogs, fire off your explosives, and do whatever you guys do...
    The only thing you French are good at is waving little white flags, your cheese is shit and Napoleon was a little prick who didn't take over a whole continent on his own, he lost in the end, i just can't remember who too .....
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    the russians ?
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    Yep, along with Britain, Austria and Turkey i think Anyway in the end France was smaller then when he came to power. Great general my arse.
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    well, now you know where the concept of "napoleon complex" comes from ...
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