Starts in under a week in the footballing state of Qatar, the land of human rights.
Hundred-mile peninsula jutting up from Saudi Arabia, the land of the free.
Native population 300,000 plus a few ex-pats and well treated immigrant workers.
Tolerant of LGBTQ++.
8 carbon neutral stadiums all within a few miles of each other in the sand.
Average temperature of 25C in the winter.
England once again the favourites, although due to their complete lack of success in the past 56 years I see they have been downplayed to "one of the favourites".
No Italy, Sweden, Colombia, Peru. Nigeria, Egypt.
I'm going for either France, Germany, Spain, or Brazil.