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    why is sceintists are so dumb and maths is for gay nerds then lmao


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    ladies and gentlemen, introducing the latest product of our fantastic educational system.
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    a banana is proof god made the world because it has a handle so you can eat it on and the skin is like a wrapper when you'r eating it and dont try and tell me that einstien invented it like that because i know god did it
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    I find trolling funny at first. It takes a real pro to keep it good after the first few posts. Let's see if you've got what it takes.
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    Is it the school holidays? I'm guessing it's just a tedious kid. He'll get bored (or banned) soon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteMAMA View Post
    a banana is proof god made the world because it has a handle so you can eat it on and the skin is like a wrapper when you'r eating it and dont try and tell me that einstien invented it like that because i know god did it
    Troll rating: 4/10. Inflammatory but not close enough to any actual science to "suck people in."
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    It is an actual argument used by retards creationists though...

    Kirk Cameron And Bananas - YouTube
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon View Post
    It is an actual argument used by retards creationists though...

    Kirk Cameron And Bananas - YouTube

    I think the Peanut Butter argument (0:40 and onwards) is much funnier.
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    HAHAHAHAHAHA -- that is full retard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteMAMA View Post
    a banana is proof god made the world because it has a handle so you can eat it on and the skin is like a wrapper when you'r eating it and dont try and tell me that einstien invented it like that because i know god did it
    If God is responsible for bananas, is the Devil responsible for your lamentable and laughable attempt at written English?
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    Quote Originally Posted by InfiniteMAMA View Post
    a banana is proof god made the world because it has a handle so you can eat it on and the skin is like a wrapper when you'r eating it and dont try and tell me that einstien invented it like that because i know god did it
    It's appropriate that you're (not "you'r") plagiarising Ken Ham/Kirk Cameron with such poor grammar and spelling. One can only assume that English is your second language and you have no first. Bravo and huzzah! Now go back to the playground. Your mum is calling.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon View Post
    It is an actual argument used by retards creationists though...

    Kirk Cameron And Bananas - YouTube
    It's worth noting that the guy in the video opens the banana improperly. Chimps don't open it at the stem. If God made the banana, why did he make us worse at getting at the fruit than a chimp?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flick Montana View Post
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    It is an actual argument used by retards creationists though...
    Kirk Cameron And Bananas - YouTube
    It's worth noting that the guy in the video opens the banana improperly. Chimps don't open it at the stem. If God made the banana, why did he make us worse at getting at the fruit than a chimp?
    I liked this comment: "Fair enough. So was God taking the piss when he invented the pineapple?"

    I also appreciated the irony of the guy claiming god created the banana while eating a Cavendish banana.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon;564154[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z-OLG0KyR4"
    Kirk Cameron And Bananas - YouTube[/URL]
    I could only hope that they meant the video as a piece of humor, but obviously not. Quite sad.
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