
Originally Posted by
graemedon
yeh thanks, lol, im dating someone aswell(well having unmarital sexual intercourse on a tri-weekly(does that mean 3 times a week?)basis is the saying it should be because she never wants dinner, cinema or anything like that, she aint even wanting to go camping all i can get her to do is go horse riding, wich is lovely for her thighs(lol) but she is a prim and proper brought up girl so she would be happy witha wad of money and a shopping street, o and a horse, oh and me for when she come back and wants dinner and un marit....) so its all good, you know when you just get that feeling online that someone is very cool and you would be able to sit and chat for ghhours and hours about stuff, thats how you can spot a faker or bullshiner. by the way they chat , people who normally are dead accurate with there phrases and wirte like they are copying a book word for word, are usually weirdos or just so i dont get a torrent of abuse, extremely clever individuals and i mean extrememly clever , people who never make spelling mistakes, people who dont need a dictionary or a thesaurus. But back to the point people who are genuine normally write like they are chatting to you face to face,and like speeking we do make mistakes in our speech because we are always rushing nowadays, thats why if you were brought up in a paid for school, taught latin, etc etc, then you are going to speek slow proper and correctly but if you are thrown into a neighbours bashed up old ford and told that you are loved by ya MAM and "c ya later hun , dont cause truble for the teacher" what trouble would i cause for the teachers at the age of 7, i suppose i could steal some vallium off my uncle and cush them up and put them in mrs smiths tea, "is that trouble MAMMY"? lol,
anyway yeah email me, coz it be nice to chat to you, one 2one, you can see what i look like ona pic on my profile and my facebook account. i have never chatted to a fairy before but its scool, do you grant wishes??? if so goody, and i have to say you are one hot fairy, skip toanother subject for a minit, have you noticed that all fairies and pixies are pretty?? in every film book story, the fairies and pixies are pretty. why aint there a pixie called Raggady who dresses like she steals cafes table cloths and sews them together to make a skirt and uses pillow cases as a bra?? why? why dosent this happen??? i would still gladly ask her for a wish!!!! infact i would even give her one of my wishes. i wish for you to have a new set of cloths, to brush your teeth more often and deafanatly have something to eat that isnt corn flakes(coz this faiy lives on cornflakes).
Then my next wish would be to meet the woman of my dreams and start out slow then eventually build up to the best relationship ever and live happily ever after...
lol yeh so if you wana email me then i will be delighted i can see why some people would just take the piss with PM's " wana have some fun" " what u wearing" " a./s/l im looking for love and your in the picture" etc etc you know what i mean, what the fuck is that about!!!! fair enough if angelina jolie PM me and said ASL i'd say 26/YES PLEASE/ my room(my bed has broke so we guna have to sleep on the floor).... lol, o yeh i am a ameteur comdian so sometimes when im chatting or threading or posting i start waffling on about some balderdash that really isnt got anything to do with the subject and is very funny, and my last mrs left me coz she woudlnt laugh at my jokes i had designed around her. well she was froma irish family so it wasent hard...lol im adopted but ive met my real mum, not my dad yet, but yeh they all irish imigrants, i have guiness running through my veins. wich is so embarrassing when your giving blood, they think WTF!!!! anyway yeh email me, take care and thanks for the advice, i cant remember now what it was ... oh yeh, well i do ,do well with the ladies, most of my mates say to me "how the fk are you with her" but its a lil bit of everything. you dont have to look like brad pitt to get a ladies attention. you jsut have to have a 16 inch ....JOKE jeeze that would be too long woudnt it. im not gay but im guna go think about that for a while. infact im guna fone my "mrs" up. science experiment coming on here i think........(*cringe*)