A group of girlfriends are on vacation when
they see a five-story hotel with a sign that
reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without
their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to
go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains
to them how it works.
"We have five floors. Go up floor by floor,
and once you find what you are looking for, you
can stay there. It's easy to decide since each
floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
They start going up, and on the first floor
the sign reads, "All the men here have it short
and thin." The friends laugh and without hesitation
move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads, "All the
men here have it long and thin." Still, this
isn't good enough, so the friends continue on
They reach the third floor, where the sign
reads, "All the men here have it short and thick."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing
there are still two floors left, they continued
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All
the men here have it long and thick." The women
get all excited and are going in when they realize
that there is still one floor left. Wondering
what they are missing, they head on up to the
On the fifth floor, they find a sign that reads,
"There are no men here. This floor was built
only to prove that there is no way to please