Thread: Names of the Seven Dwarfettes

In this reverse gender story Prince Ebony Black, ordered to death by his evil step dad, finds himself in the alone in the woods until he happens on a strange cottage and the seven dwarfettes. What are their names?

I thought of Giggly as the first name.
I asked my wife for a name and her surprising addition was Skanky. (with snide grin and sarcastic tone)

What are your names?

Did the brothers Grimm actually name any of the 7?

(Good thing snowwhite coughed out the apple piece or the young prince might have become a necrophiliac?)

Originally Posted by sculptor

Did the brothers Grimm actually name any of the 7?

No.

Teasy?
Cutey?
PMT? (Say it out loud - it rhymes...)

Pmt
?

Originally Posted by sculptor

Pmt
?

Yes, PMT.

and i had thought pre menstruation tantrum

Er, Nietzsche? :P

You need Whiny, Snobby, Bratty and Prude.

squeeky and squishy, teary and bleary, merry and mopey, spicey, spacey
and the snotty little hotie

Crampy, Ditzey, Chatty, Gawdy, Clingy, Nerdy and Nurse.

Slutty?

Sweety, Spicey, Gamey, Savory, Saucy, Salty, and Bland.



What?

(from the firesign theater-circa 1969?)
"Do you promise to covet property, priority, propriety, surety, security and not hurt the state--say what"
"What?"
"Gag him."

Thanks for the laughs.

Hmmm lets see, after much deliberation (not) I like: Hotie, Crampy, Clingy, Bratty, Cutey, Giggly and just so I don't get it too much trouble for stereotypical cliches I'll have to hang onto Doc :-)


(Slutty! what kind of story is this anyhow? Now if his name were Ebony Wood....well)

The female "Dopey" could be "Bubbly".

The female "Bashful" could be "Wallflower".

The female "Grumpy" could be "Biatchy".

The female "Doc" could, of course, be "Nurse", maybe even "Nurse Ratched".

This is turning out to be a rather bleak story. Why not just name them after the days of the week?

Sometimes, self-censorship is undoubtedly the best policy for me to adopt.

Cutey, Smiley, Booby, Sexy (not the same as Booby), Brazilian Waxy, Sobby, and Blondie


and Mr. MONROE!! Where is your sense of adventure?

I considered suggesting Tranny, but I honestly don't know if that is considered a derogatory term or not. My transexual friends use it and they never got mad at me for using it but it may be one of those words that only people in the group, and friends of that group, are allowed to use without offending. I am not sure. Straight people who have no interaction with the LGBT community tell me its a bad word. I don't know, people are so confusing.

How about perhaps a few historic names.


Ceres, Maat, Eos, Inanna, Pomona, Seshat and Indunn.

Originally Posted by babe

Mr. MONROE!! Where is your sense of adventure?

^{— Oops! Okay, I found it. (It was under a sofa cushion with my keys.)}

I found Spanky in Wikipedia's (rather unusual) list of dwarfs. Does that count? And, along those lines, I don't think anyone has mentioned Naughty.

Originally Posted by jrmonroe

Originally Posted by babe

Mr. MONROE!! Where is your sense of adventure?

^{— Oops! Okay, I found it. (It was under a sofa cushion with my keys.)}

I found Spanky in Wikipedia's (rather unusual) list of dwarfs. Does that count? And, along those lines, I don't think anyone has mentioned Naughty.

I like both!! Mahalo and kudo's Mr. Monroe!! YOU do have a little wickedness in you!

Naggy, Bitchy, Whiney, Crabby, Cranky, Crampy, and Ma.

Originally Posted by Flick Montana

Naggy, Bitchy, Whiney, Crabby, Cranky, Crampy, and Ma.

I laughed, but I wouldn't have had the nerve to post that.

Wouldn't be the first time my unfiltered thought process has landed me in hot water.

Originally Posted by Flick Montana

Wouldn't be the first time my unfiltered thought process has landed me in hot water.

It was very funny.....nice to know people have a sense of humor!