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  1. #1 Which ocean region is a real nightmare for a plane crash? 
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    Plane Crash in Afghanistan Caught on Tape Real Footage - YouTube My worst nightmares: 1. Asphyx, slowly burning alive. 2. Remain cold on an icy sea thru the night and being slowly ate by sea creatures. True stories...


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    Mine would be crash-landing in the everglades. I'm the only survivor, and as I use my little bloody stumps "legs" in a manner that would most accurately be described as an injured seal crawling up an escalator, I hear "HEY BOY!". I turn to my left, or was it my right, or perhaps in the middle, and see a portly man wearing flannel and tight, cut-off camouflage shorts that even most slutty high school girls would say "those are too short". "HEY BOY!" He cries again, the tight shorts constricting his testicles to the point where his voice cracks.

    I say "I've just been in a plane crash, can you help?" "I'm asking the questions here boy!"

    The man walks towards me with his legs spread wide apart, mostly due to the restrictions caused by the shorts. He says "I'm gon' ta have sum reaalllll fun times with you boy!" At which point he reaches into a certain cavity located near his pelvis, and pulls out a pair of handcuffs and a large cactus. This is where I usually wake up.


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    Depends on what kind of a plane crash you're talking about. If the plane crashes into the ocean from a near vertical dive, then it doesn't matter what ocean it is -- you're dead. Now, if the plane can glide in and "land" on the ocean then I would prefer to be let off right next to some inhabited south sea island. I wouldn't think a soft landing next to Antarctica would be desirable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PumaMan View Post
    Now, if the plane can glide in and "land" on the ocean then I would prefer to be let off right next to some inhabited south sea island.
    Did that fish enter through the guy's pee-hole! ... in the river urinating, actually emerging from the water and entering his penis, filling the entire ..."I felt like urinating. I stood up, and it was then it attacked me. The candirú attacked me. [...] When I saw it, I was terrified. I grabbed it quickly so it couldn't go deeper inside. I could only see the end of its tail flapping. I tried to grab it, but it slipped away from me and went in. [...] I was very afraid, because the candirú bites"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpS6mJVOFFY
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    Quote Originally Posted by bezoar View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by PumaMan View Post
    Now, if the plane can glide in and "land" on the ocean then I would prefer to be let off right next to some inhabited south sea island.
    Did that fish enter through the guy's pee-hole! ... in the river urinating, actually emerging from the water and entering his penis, filling the entire ..."I felt like urinating. I stood up, and it was then it attacked me. The candirú attacked me. [...] When I saw it, I was terrified. I grabbed it quickly so it couldn't go deeper inside. I could only see the end of its tail flapping. I tried to grab it, but it slipped away from me and went in. [...] I was very afraid, because the candirú bites"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpS6mJVOFFY
    Do you know the difference between the Amazon River, where your little beastie lives, and the South Sea, which is the southern Pacific Ocean? Or are you geographically challenged and you think that France is located somewhere just south of Florida?
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    "Ya damn fool, the fall will kill you"
    Its the way nature is!
    If you dont like it, go somewhere else....
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    Philosophically more pleasing, more psychologically easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by PumaMan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by PumaMan View Post
    Now, if the plane can glide in and "land" on the ocean then I would prefer to be let off right next to some inhabited south sea island.
    Did that fish enter through the guy's pee-hole! ... in the river urinating, actually emerging from the water and entering his penis, filling the entire ..."I felt like urinating. I stood up, and it was then it attacked me. The candirú attacked me. [...] When I saw it, I was terrified. I grabbed it quickly so it couldn't go deeper inside. I could only see the end of its tail flapping. I tried to grab it, but it slipped away from me and went in. [...] I was very afraid, because the candirú bites"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpS6mJVOFFY
    Do you know the difference between the Amazon River, where your little beastie lives, and the South Sea, which is the southern Pacific Ocean? Or are you geographically challenged and you think that France is located somewhere just south of Florida?
    My loved little beastie. My real life sci fi horror monster. The Amazon River ends in the Atlantic Ocean..Fish Index: Toothpick fish
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    Quote Originally Posted by bezoar View Post
    My loved little beastie.
    That's nice. OK. I'll be leavin' now. This thread is all yours . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by bezoar View Post
    My loved little beastie. My real life sci fi horror monster. The Amazon River ends in the Atlantic Ocean..Fish Index: Toothpick fish
    Apparently, the link I posted was insufficient. Let me try quoting it:
    "Attacks on humans: myth vs. fact

    Although lurid anecdotes of attacks on humans abound, very few cases have been verified, and some alleged traits of the fish have been discredited as myth or superstition."
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    In which ocean regions the survivors will be devoured by sharks? Can you imagine something more terrific?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bezoar View Post
    In which ocean regions the survivors will be devoured by sharks? Can you imagine something more terrific?
    Sure: getting stuck in a combine or getting your balls ripped off by a laplander.
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    Seems God designed the oceans in a perfectly safe way, thinking in the poor plane crash survivors. There is absolutely no one diabolic place on the seas?... This is what i call intelligent design or you just are afraid enought to ignore it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bezoar View Post
    Seems God designed the oceans in a perfectly safe way, thinking in the poor plane crash survivors. There is absolutely no one diabolic place on the seas?... This is what i call intelligent design or you just are afraid enought to ignore it?
    Oh why, oh why am I responding to this . . . stuff? . . .

    You should ask Dr. Papshmir, he'll know. He always knows the most diabolical places.
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    A lot of international flights between Europe and America do the great circle course over Greenland. I don't think there's been a crash there yet, but even after a successful and heroic landing, the rescue effort and survival would be a nightmare from that high ice plateau during the winter months.
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