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Thread: My Command of the General Discussion Battalion. Westwind.

  1. #1 My Command of the General Discussion Battalion. Westwind. 
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    ADMIN has indicated, that in the event of TSF ruling the World situation, my Command will be The General Discussion Battalion.

    Protecting my Battalions Flanks will be, on the right flank, sculptors Company of Engineers blowing Bridges and access roads and capturing Fuel Depots.

    On my Left Flank arKane will frighten the shit out of the Enemies Artillary Units, capturing Guns and so disrupting the Opposing Forces that they pose no threat to our Line of Retreat if needed.

    A Company, comprising four Platoons made up of 12 Troops or Mobile Sections will protect Headquarter Company while moving forwards. westwind's Command will be with Headquarter Company, being on hand for General Discussions.

    sceherazade will be responsible for Forward Scouting and General Intelligence Gathering (GiG).

    MacGyver1968 and seagypsy will infilterade Enemy positions, sowing confusion and disorientating the Enemy speaking in code and causing the disruption of Sanitary arrangements.

    Gonzales will become the Finance Minister for Forward Economic Planning, (FEP ). He will be responsible for Fiat Currency until some Gold is discovered in the Swiss Banks, that dosen't belong to them.

    MacGyver1968 will Code back where the Enemy have their Food and Wine Stores, and will direct raiding parties when the opportunities arise.

    Once established as World Conquerors, TSF will appoint MacGyver1968 as Minister for Food.

    westwind has advised that Discussions will commence ASAP after taking over the New Administration. westwind.


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    Ok, when can we start the revolution?


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    Quote Originally Posted by westwind View Post
    MacGyver1968 and seagypsy will infilterade Enemy positions, sowing confusion and disorientating the Enemy speaking in code and causing the disruption of Sanitary arrangements.
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    adelady. As my oldest friend on TSF I have a special mission for you that I could not put in my Thread Poste. It is a dangerous mission but I would not be asking you if I didn't think you were up to it. Your role will be dual. First as my Intelligence Officer( providing suitable sites to learn the Oppositions weaknesses), and to guide and direct other Officers in the Field on Information Gathering. Sometimes you may be called upon to support an Officer in the Field. You will be provided with Educational Department Papers on a Passport stolen from a School Inspector while he was drunk in the hands of one of your future Officers.

    Good luck in your work for the future World Administators.

    When your stint is over you will be promoted to Minister for Education and Propergander. westwind.
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    Neverfly. As you are an unknown quality I have, not as yet, found a position for you. Should you prove your worth or should I receive a recommendation from seagypsy detailing your experience and usefullness, then, if you are volunteering, we need decoys running around aS SPIDERMEN and BATMANS, distracting the enemy while we slip through on their inside.

    There will be some danger. You are likely to be shot.

    But your Service will not go unrecognized. And there will probably be a generous Pension that you could leave to seagypsy.. westwind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by westwind View Post
    Neverfly. As you are an unknown quality I have, not as yet, found a position for you. Should you prove your worth or should I receive a recommendation from seagypsy detailing your experience and usefullness, then, if you are volunteering, we need decoys running around aS SPIDERMEN and BATMANS, distracting the enemy while we slip through on their inside.

    There will be some danger. You are likely to be shot.

    But your Service will not go unrecognized. And there will probably be a generous Pension that you could leave to seagypsy.. westwind.
    Keep this up and I might just over-throw you, General Westwind, and take all for meself.
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    MacGyver1968 will Code back where the Enemy have their Food and Wine Stores
    (hick) i found the wine..(hick) ess purdy good....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver1968 View Post
    MacGyver1968 will Code back where the Enemy have their Food and Wine Stores
    (hick) i found the wine..(hick) ess purdy good....
    That's a class 6 violation, soldier.
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    Originally posted by westwind:

    sceherazade will be responsible for Forward Scouting and General Intelligence Gathering (GiG).
    Fortunate, then, that I have horses to aid me for one must travel great distances in the pursuit of General Intelligence, as it is widely dispersed and devilishly resistant to Gathering. I accept the responsibility you entrust me with, westwind, for you and I share the knowledge that Terra Bites....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverfly View Post
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    MacGyver1968 will Code back where the Enemy have their Food and Wine Stores
    (hick) i found the wine..(hick) ess purdy good....
    That's a class 6 violation, soldier.
    Fortunately, this little guy pulled me out right before I was hung as a spy. He deserves that metal of honor.



    God bless those squirrel marines. Semper Fi...little guy...Semper Fi.
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    It got real dicey there for a bit...thankfully we had close fire support from the 101st Feline. Those are some bad ass kittehs!

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    MacGyver1968 Poste 7. Laugh laugh laugh ( HE HE HE ). Good for you. Now just Code in the exact Location. westwind.
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    For MacGyver1968. Attachment M79 Grenade Launcher. The Kitten is perched on the Troopers head. Sniper materiel. westwind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by westwind View Post
    MacGyver1968 Poste 7. Laugh laugh laugh ( HE HE HE ). Good for you. Now just Code in the exact Location. westwind.
    I was so hammered on vino, that little squirrel marine had to carry me out on his back. Fortunately, he was professional enough to leave behind a cute little squirrel sized radio locator beacon. Just tune in to the frequency, and it will give the coordinates. be warned it's in the depths of the evil Ponylandistan empire. Those ponies are evil..they tried to rainbow-board me for info... That's were they cover your face with a rag and pour rainbows over your face, and it makes you think your drowning....don't worry...I gave them nothing but name, rank and blood alcohol level.
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    It's seems our incursion into the Ponylandistan homeland has ignited an international incident. The Ponylandistan representative of the UN, "Sparkles" has filed a formal protest. Nelson Mandela and Jimmy Carter have tried to defuse the situation by offering Sparkles a bag of oats....but were unsuccessful.

    Ladies and Gentlemen of TSF, we face an enemy with no mercy, or soul. We need to prepare for war. To quote Churchill "We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight in the bars, we shall fight in the pubs and in the brothels, we shall fight in the dance clubs; we shall never surrender
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    I guess I'm the only one who likes to play make-believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGyver1968 View Post
    I guess I'm the only one who likes to play make-believe.
    LOL...

    Actually, on another science forum, one of my horses has the ability to teleport into the Many World's Pub with me and of course she shares some other interesting attributes in that she can attenuate her mind to any frequency, most often mine but she can discern the thoughts of others if they are plotting harm and when we aren't actively doing something together, I gather she divides her time between on-line chess and satellite television.

    What do you figure the odds are of us getting in and out of Ponylandistan undetected with a set of panniers especially designed to transport wine, and secondly, can you throw a diamond hitch?

    Caramel wasn't impressed at the thought of being used as a 'beast of burden' but I explained to her that this was an 'Intelligence Operation' and that being a packhorse was her 'cover'.

    By the way, what vintage, variety and terroir did you note in your recon. mission?
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    Well...fortunately Caramel is fluent in horse. She just needs to remember when you order 3 glasses from the bartender...hold up a thumb and two fingers as the Ponylandistan tradition...not three fingers. She needs to be in a position of authority. I would suggest we dress her in the all black uniform of the Ponylandistan SS....and we will pose as her guards. She will take the lead.

    By the way, what vintage, variety and terroir did you note in your recon. mission?
    Oh it was a wonderful French Merlot...with fruity and nutty notes. That was until the Ponylandistan secret service caught me. They refused my offer to drink with them....said something about being a spy...then the torture started.
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    Cool Hand Luke has volunteered his service to the TSF army. His additional linguistic skills will help Caramel...and he will pose as her attache'.



    Plus...his rugged good looks are always an bonus.
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    As a bonus...famous film star Marliyn Monbark will accompany the mission...purely as a distraction:

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    MacGyver that wasn't the enemy about to hang you. it was me. I thought it would be the perfect shock and awe campaign. Scare the hell out of them by killing our own, but the squirrel didn't have the nuts to go through with it.
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    Recruit the Bull too. If he's no good as an undercover Ageny we can BBQ him. Your Poste 19 MacGyver1968. ( See Photo background ). westwind.
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    seagypsy (YP21), sQUIRREL NUTS will be fine for our Mortar Sections. Collect as many Sqirrells as you can until they begin to drive you nuts. westwind.
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    Yes MacGyver1968. MM will be a distraction. Those lips would distract their Rangefinders. westwind.
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    I'm so glad we aren't proportioned like squirrels.
    Speaking badly about people after they are gone and jumping on the bash the band wagon must do very well for a low self-esteem.
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    Be prepared to see this Campainge through to the finish. If we can keep our Supply Lines open and keep our West Coast Ports open, then the Northern USA should fall to us before Xmas. I am already in discussion with the Top Brass through our Intelligence Group ( using Pony Express ) and They are ready to cede the Southern States as soon as we take Washingtun CD.

    However there will be one problem. If it comes to hand to hand fighting They will be using Base Ball Bats. westwind.
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    I am about to launch nukes onto every single point on this planet. You better hide in your bunkers if you want to survive >
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    Neverfly, is this you using your Code in Number? Or is it Mr. Magoo? He forgets which side He is supporting at any one time. I thought I had won him over to our side. If it is not you Neverfly, take him out.

    My acceptance of the USA surrender Proticol depends on them releasing all the old Westerns from the 1940/50 era.

    I anticipate that ""We'll Be Home For Xmas"".

    Due to the depressed Economy Gonzales has declared a free Trade Zone.

    This will enable MacGyver1968 to go on the Bkack Market with the cache of Alchoho;l he has discovered.

    There will be no medals or Ribbons Awarded.

    As this has been a friendly War I am discussing Legislation dealing with awarding a Public Holiday. It will be known as westwind's ""Charity Day"" to supplement his Superannuation.

    Thanks everyone for your good conduct and Services rendered during this take-over, couldn't have been a nicer War. westwind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by westwind View Post
    If it is not you Neverfly, take him out.
    This is the only bit I heard- the rest of the transmission was garbled.

    Mission accepted.
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