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    We are pretty much all grownups, but it's fun to make up some story, they could be unreasonable or funny... whatever.

    I'll start.

    I was walking down the street, when I saw Strange...


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    ... wise man using his cell phone to post something on a science forum. I thought it was odd, because he ...


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    because what he said was so abstruse. TheObserver and jrmonroe talked about ...
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    This is the story of this sentence.
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    Then Strange called me a 14 year old and I threw him out the window...
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    ... Windows, but I was running on an Apple, so I deftly ...
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    So I deftly logged onto my pc and threw wiseman out of his windows using the power of greystone as my only weapon, then I logged off the pc before he could retaliate using the power of...
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    yet, it had no effect on me because I use Linux, not Windows. I sent a virus over to 'question for you' and...
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    then all of the sudden, china invades the USA and I see millions of missiles in the air, so I go back to youporn and then
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    then japith finds that youporn doesn't work as the virus infected my laptop which suprisingly enough is the central hub of the youporn empire. meanwhile...
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    Wise Man because the ruler of the entire universe ...
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    had caught him in bed having carnal relations with his spouse, a fifty year old coked out transvestite named Murray, was sent away on a mission to.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    had caught him in bed having carnal relations with his spouse, a fifty year old coked out transvestite named Murray, was sent away on a mission to.......
    to Jupiter's moon Europa. Sometime after he launched his rocketship, japith logged on to his backup computer on the rocketship and logged on to thesciencefourm.com, he then proceeded to a subfourm and opened a thread about story making and saw that these people were making a funny mockery of his name and...
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    Then he woke from his dream and realised he subconscious had made him aware that he was insecure about his username... futher fruedian analasis suggested to him that he longed for the security of his days as a sperm inside inside his fathers testes, before he was launched into this world of illusion and suffering and that the moon in his dream had represented his desire to return to the wild, balmy days of his youth, in which he would....
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    use fresh diaper dung to paint on the nursery's walls, disturbing images of .....
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    use fresh diaper dung to paint on the nursery's walls, disturbing images of .....
    Bang, Somebody on this forum not including Japith wakes up from this very peculiar insight in to their mind, This person realizes that he/she just had a dream within a dream within a dream and is stunned by the enormous insanity that is her/his awkward mind.
    This person ask him/her's self why would I conjure up such... absolutely silly characters, story's.. This person that most definitely is not the character within this person's dream within a dream within a dream named Japith. This person is so confused and shocked that he/she does not have a grasp on reality, this person that is not Japtih, but someone on this forum is most detached from her/his personality and does not know how his/herself is. They see that there is a picture beside him/hers bed and see's the photo of....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Japith View Post
    They see that there is a picture beside him/hers bed and see's the photo of....
    ...an old wooden house at the edge of a forest at the base of a snow capped mountain.

    The door opened with a creak and a man stepped out into the sunlight. He was carrying a holdall and he set off into the forest at a brisk pace. Soon he came to a glade with a tree stump in the centre and he set the holdall down and pulled out a...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedFreek View Post
    ...an old wooden house at the edge of a forest at the base of a snow capped mountain.

    The door opened with a creak and a man stepped out into the sunlight. He was carrying a holdall and he set off into the forest at a brisk pace. Soon he came to a glade with a tree stump in the centre and he set the holdall down and pulled out a...
    service revolver. He then placed its barrel to his temple and pulled the trigger. Somewhere a child is crying and a mother doesn't answer. A room goes quiet and darkness descends upon the ........
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    ....family of ants as the corpse of the dead man topples over and forces them into joining him in oblivion.....where after he wakes up from his arcade VR ride with his pants soaked in urine....
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    He realises that the dream within a dream within a dream is now over and he is back into his normal consciousness. He realises that he is japith and was japith all along and that all characters and their fates within the lucid dream were representatives of...
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    Quote Originally Posted by question for you View Post
    He realises that the dream within a dream within a dream is now over and he is back into his normal consciousness. He realises that he is japith and was japith all along and that all characters and their fates within the lucid dream were representatives of...
    His true self, question for you, question for you then sees that something is wrong with his brain, and goes and talks to his friend the scientist and his friend realizes that something within question for you's mind is generating temporal lock within question for you's mind, The Temporal lock is a form of temporal space time physics and now question for you is forever himself question for you. The scientist calls other scientist, they then decide to meet up and further elaborate on this temporal lock that question for you is in...
    Inside question for you's mind, he his experiencing time as years every second in reality. Question for you feels like he is forever experiencing himself. If a cure were ever found he would have spent thousands if not hundreds of thousands of years conscious experiencing only himself, and without dreaming. .. Back in the real world Question for you is still in a state of eternal temporal lock of spacetime and his freinds feel hungry...
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    hungry... for knowledge that he has been able to amass whilst his mind is in temporal lock. Transcending time and space as an eternal consciouness he knows all that is, was and ever will be. Yet he cannot feed all of his friends firstings for knowledge. Meanwhile the scientists have met to discuss their ideas about how they can study and learn from QFY... One scientist said to another:
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    'Is QFY gay?'. Startled, his peers glanced at him and then about the room. Japith stood up and declared,"Hey, QFY has a nice ass.....d-d-d-d--did I say that?" What was this place? Before them could be seen ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    'Is QFY gay?'. Startled, his peers glanced at him and then about the room. Japith stood up and declared,"Hey, QFY has a nice ass.....d-d-d-d--did I say that?" What was this place? Before them could be seen ......
    A poster on the wall that reminded the scientists of what science actually is, and what their duties as scientists is. So they forgot about there own 'perverse' sexual desires and instead began to think about how to do some science for a change. Except japith, who was too infatuated with QFY's ass and too embarressed by the revelation that he is attracted to QFY, to concentrate properly. Meanwhile, zinjanthropos was gazing into space with a lustfull look in his eye, when along came a marshan, who...
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    Who... was actually a Ferengi from the planet Farenginar. He came from 400 years in to our future, he was friends with a whole lot of people including humans, This creature, presumably a marshan to zunjanthropos was talking gibberish it seemed to poke and prod at its ear for something? It seemed angry. The alien then....
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    turtled and cowered in the corner, eventually losing control of his bowels, such was he in awe of zinjanthropos' presence. 'Twas like he had seen a god. Not amused, the Zinman as he was more commonly known, shot the Ferengi dead. "I think I'll use his head as a satellite dish" he was heard to say. Unfazed he then took hold of Seven of Nine's hand and entered the Holodeck for some libidinous body rubbing, so infatuated of him was she. Meanwhile the rest of his minions laboured unceasingly at fixing the .....
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    ...fixing zinjanthropos's brain who was sent to an asylum for his mental delusions...
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    by people more deranged than a Muslim movie critic, which made the Zinman the most sane individual left alive. Easily outwitting his detractors, he soon was able to gain total control over the .........
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    TV remote. Frantically pressing buttons to try and catch the second half of Glee, he inadvertently activates the asylum/giant space-time ship sent from the future in order to get his to-be famous New England Red clam chowder, which incidentally was of the precise formulation capable of dissolving the face of the future alien oppressor of human kind, Steav, who had also kidnapped the daughter of the Namibian minister of home affairs as part of a random spree of mischief during the Battle of the Southern Hemisphere in 2112. After everything slowly comes back into focus, he starts laughing maniacally, clutching his....
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    balls like some kind of urban youth. Swaggering towards the alien invader... balls in one hand, clam chowder in the other he stares staight into the eyes of the would be alien overlord. With a mad glare in his eyes he boldly proclaims...
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    ....that he is going to rid the world of this alien scourge. Laughing, Steav said, "And how do you expect to do that with a bowl of hot chowder in one hand and your balls in the other?"
    To which the Zinman replied, " Surely you've heard of the Transgenital Teleporter?"
    The Plurggh responded, "The What?"
    "I've got your balls in my hand, not mine" the Zinman chuckled.
    It was at that moment the alien looked down at his own reproductive tools, a fatal glance, as Zinman splashed hot chowder into Steav's ugly face. Now having once again proven his superior intellect, the Zinman focused on some Namibian anatomy and settled down for the ride. The Namibian minister had other ideas, he ......
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    ...he once and for all destroyed the Zinman character created by zinjanthropos. Wise man made everything peaceful again, and gave everyone ice cream, they all thanked him for his generosity, when strange can along and told everyone that if you don't see the ice cream it still exists... all non sense.

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    .....to the land of soy milk and honey, but the kind made with sugar, not nectar. Upon stepping out of the transport, he is immediately enveloped by a sea of fellow inmates, all screaming...
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    ... screaming and yelling: 'Come with us to the black hole of pain!!!'. The person who got banned was suddenly put into Albert Einstein's body...
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    which wasn't the worse thing in life, considering he'd just flown in from the Auto Body & Outboard 2-Stroke Marine Repair Forum. Having Einstein's body and Forrest Gump's brain combined for one of the great quotes in all the universe, " God does not play Snakes 'n Ladders with the .......
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    ... omnipotent inter-dimensional space Ninjas, because they just aren't real!" Which to this very day is still the most quoted scripture of the .....
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