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    So post a good science related joke

    A photon walks into a hotel and the bellboy asks if he can take his luggage. The photon replies "No, I am traveling light" ba dum dum chh


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    Why did the physicist disconnect his doorbell?


    He wanted to win the no-bell prize!




    Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other recently. One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
    The other responded: "I lost an electron."
    Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
    The other replied "I'm positive."


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    String Theory Summarized
    Scientist 1: I just had a thought, suppose all energy and matter is made of tiny vibrating strings.
    Scientist 2: Okay, what would that imply
    Scientist 1: I don't know.
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    I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke but the best ones Argon.
    Not all who wander are lost... Some of us just misplaced our destination.

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    What did one electron say to the other electron?
    Don't get excited. You'll only get into a state!


    What did one lab rat say to the other?

    I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer he brings me food.
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