Thread: Kick me

I'm the world's biggest idiot. I prove this to myself at least once or twice a month. I've recently done it again.

I'm giving no details.

But, I'm sorry.
And I want you to kick me.
Hard.

Grow up and get over it; we all make mistakes.

Are you really arrogant enough to think you should be above it, perfect, everything done right, and the first time?

And while you're at it, suck it up and apologize.


Was that hard enough?

*boot*

What'd you do? Crime? Failure? Betrayal? Lie?

A failure, I guess you could call it.

And. I said kick me.
Hard.

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

A failure, I guess you could call it.

And. I said kick me.
Hard.

In the ribs, the head or just the groin ?

In the ribs, the head or just the groin ?

You choose.

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

In the ribs, the head or just the groin ?

You choose.

Hmm, well I've been hit in the head by paint balls before.

So I guess you get a good swift kick in the head

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

I'm the world's biggest idiot. I prove this to myself at least once or twice a month. I've recently done it again.

I'm giving no details.

But, I'm sorry.
And I want you to kick me.
Hard.

*gives invert nexus a huge hug just to aggravate him*

*gives invert_nexus a painful kick to the willies with spiked metal boots*

Oops. I hope that didn't impair your reproductive abilities.

So what'd you do? Tell us.

Man. No offense. But you all suck.
I didn't mean give me this *kicks invert* shit.
I meant KICK ME!

Maybe a true sadist will show up soon.

And I'm not telling what I did. That's besides the point.

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

Man. No offense. But you all suck.
I didn't mean give me this *kicks invert* shit.
I meant KICK ME!

Maybe a true sadist will show up soon.

And I'm not telling what I did. That's besides the point.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Go build me a house, you dirty laborer SCUM!

Before I ass rape you to your place.




pffft... virtual kicking sucks.

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

Man. No offense. But you all suck.
I didn't mean give me this *kicks invert* shit.
I meant KICK ME!

Maybe a true sadist will show up soon.

And I'm not telling what I did. That's besides the point.

Invert, you ¨@!?$§§§!!!, how the @Łł&%$ am I supposed to properly @§÷פ!?(/&% you *here*?!
Go °~Łß÷@§?!§ ¤!?%&ס~ yourself.

When I do something stupid, it makes me feel better when I hear about other people doing stupid things: last Fridy, I insulted one of my co-worker's father without knowing it. It's a good thing that we're friends of she would have probably been really pisssed off.

Oh, I'll fulfill rour request:

KICKS INVERT SO HARD IN THE BALLS THAT HE BLEEDS AND FALLS OVER IN PAIN.


You asked for it.

*castrates invert_nexus and kicks him in the bleeding stump with an electrified boot*

There.

Originally Posted by Perfect

Originally Posted by invert_nexus

Man. No offense. But you all suck.
I didn't mean give me this *kicks invert* shit.
I meant KICK ME!

Maybe a true sadist will show up soon.

And I'm not telling what I did. That's besides the point.

Oh shut the fuck up.

Go build me a house, you dirty laborer SCUM!

Before I ass rape you to your place.




pffft... virtual kicking sucks.

Where the fuck is my picture?

Best one in a few, even.

Well, it's certainly one way of getting attention.