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    Hi:

    I'm thinking of a pill that consists of as many cells of the typhoid bacterium [S. typhi] as possible -- clumped together without injuring or otherwise damaging the bacterial cells.

    If a sufficient amount of these pills are ingested, the resulting bacterial infection will spread through the bloodstream and cause some pleasurable neurological symptoms resembling that of hallucinogen-consumption.

    However, the amount of pills I take needs to be low enough not to be lethal.

    I want the intensity of the infection to be as high as possible while still allowing me to survive.

    Death is too scary. I want to live for the maximum amount of time that my genes have programmed me to.

    Is there any way for me to obtain typhoid pills? If so, how many pills do I need in order to experience what I want?

    If I do get my hands on such a pill, I plan to fast for 24 hours -- to make it easier for the typhoid bacteria to enter my bloodstream -- and then take the pill.

    Typhoid pills don't currently exist but I think I could hire someone to make the pills for me. Right?


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    GX


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    Live bacteria will multiply in your body. It doesn't matter how many of these pills you take, you'll suffer from the full effects of typhoid fever.


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    Death is too scary. I want to live for the maximum amount of time that my genes have programmed me to.
    Wear a seatbelt. Stay up to date with your vaccinations. Eat well.

    Don't take silly risks.
    "Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak; courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen." Winston Churchill
    "nature is like a game of Jenga; you never know which brick you pull out will cause the whole stack to collapse" Lucy Cooke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Xenon View Post
    Hi:

    I'm thinking of a pill that consists of as many cells of the typhoid bacterium [S. typhi] as possible -- clumped together without injuring or otherwise damaging the bacterial cells.


    GX
    Dude, I think you need psychiatric help. You obsession with finding ways to almost kill people indicates real problems, IMHO.
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