Not trying to steal Arcane's thunder over there with his "Quotations" thread, I have started this thread for all of you who want to share your deliciously cold or cynical insults, put-downs, etc. I sincerely believe that I'm going to get a great many laughs out of this if you people contribute frequently, and I believe that while it may be love that makes the world go 'round, it's sarcasm that keeps it on its axis.
Take it away, you jerks. :P
Ahem. I shall begin.
a) Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.
b) Sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
c) I heard that you changed your mind...so what did you do with the diaper?
d) Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma?
e) Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
f) Is your name Maple Syrup? Well it damn well should be, you sap!