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    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on
    the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop!
    Don't do it!"

    "Why shouldn't I?" he said.

    I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!"

    "Like what?"

    "Well ... are you religious or atheist?"

    "Religious."

    "Me too! Are you Christian or Jewish?"

    "Christian."

    "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

    "Protestant."

    "Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

    "Baptist."

    "Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the
    Lord?"

    "Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too! Are you Original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed
    Baptist Church of God?"

    "Reformed Baptist Church of God."

    "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of
    1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?"

    "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"

    To which I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off


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    Jesus!

    LOL

    Did you really push the guy off?


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    Well... i'am sorry to interupt in between but weren't you about to leave this forum Absum ?_?
    ^_^
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    A bit brutal, just alittle bit 8)
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    devrimci_kürt, bro i think you should give some respect to the word Joke !!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
    Jesus!

    LOL

    Did you really push the guy off?
    No,I am a Muslim..But I want to push....(to usame bin ladin)


    Quote Originally Posted by Yash
    devrimci_kürt, bro i think you should give some respect to the word Joke !!
    English is not my native language
    I'm not sure what some of the abbreviations - symbols- titles and so on
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    Terribly cruel and evil. That mocks religion a bit too much I have an excellent sense of humour but that was just too much, crawl back into your Reptilian controlled mind you wierdo :wink:
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    I get the Joke, being a reformed Catholic I really do get the joke. It clearly shows how people can all worship the same thing yet kill each other over the tiny little differences. It's not all that funny...but I do get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yash
    Well... i'am sorry to interupt in between but weren't you about to leave this forum Absum ?_?
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    Yes Yash

    Well spotted

    But I did say I would occasionally pop in when I had time
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