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    Where did all the joke threads go?? :?

    `nehowz I have some good ones

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    Learn To Pay Attention!!!
    First-year students at Auburn University's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:

    The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal?s body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in ! his mouth.

    "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
    When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."



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    4 Religious Truths:

    1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people
    2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
    3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian World.
    4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


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    Gotta Love the Irish
    An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

    'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.

    When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!

    'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'

    The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'

    'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.

    'No, from the bloooody skippin'!

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    Now show me wut u've got


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      Could I say anything funny? I doubt it.

      There is a thread somewhere in the Trash Can called 'HUmour in the trash'.

      HUmour in the trash

      Its named 'HU' deliberatly, in the abbreviation of the administrator, Homouniversalis here. It was coined by the old Moderator, namely 'Megabrain'. Whom was he still here the old sage, would make me 3rd top poster, and to become the top poster would give me a bleak climb to the speed of light in eqivalent of posts .

      There's my joke. Funny I came up with that naturally. Moving along....


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      Lolz I recall that thread. That's where I've actually learned about Nightwish.
      It was from this youtube link in that thread:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg5_mlQOsUQ

      lol!

      And speaking of funny youtube links here is something kwel:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3DGko38IH4

      OMGWTFBBQ~!!!!@111!!!1 lolllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!
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      Hm. CaramellDansen. I told you the past creeps up on you.
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      Lol! for some reason it makes me laugh every time I see it
      Wuts better that it's Garaa and Rock Lee!!!! :P

      Here's an every funnyer version!
      A misheard carameldansen!!!!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miEv85LW2TE
      Hahahahahaah@!!!!1!!!!1

      lolz i know that it's like chick's stuff `n all but its too damn funny
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      Here are some funny pictures that I have around me desktop:









      And for the more savvy here's another one:



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      Whats funny about 'You make Jesus cry'? The fact you find it funny is actually a little insulting to me. Mind you, even if it was someone else other than Jesus, laughing at someone crying is hardly civilised now is it?
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      I like the Irish joke, thats a good one.

      I have one for you:

      There was a man driving along the motorway, not paying attention where he was going and he suddenly crashes into another car.

      Both cars pull over to the hard shoulder, and the man gets out.

      He then sees the drivers door of the other car opening and a dwarf gets out.

      The bloke says to the dwarf "sorry mate, are you all right?"

      The dwarf replies "I'm not happy"

      The man then replies back with "ok, which one are you then?".


      I find it funny!
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      ooooh, lolz I got it! (i think :-D ) hah!
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      A bicycle repairman?!!!
      Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Santa walks in and asks the barman, “Isn`t that Bush and Powell?“

      The barman says “Yep, thats them.“

      So the Santa walks over and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?“

      And Bush says, “We`re planning world war 3“

      And Santa says, “Really? What`s going to happen?“

      And Bush says, “Well, we`re going to kill 140 million Afghans this time and one bicycle repairman.“

      And Santa exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman?!!!“



      So Bush turns to Powell and says, “ See, I told you no-one would worry about the 140 million Afghans!“
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      I like it, very good.

      Quite subtle but good.
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      The Irish Space Agency today announced a plan to put a man on the sun. As journalists gathered at the press conference the first question was asked.

      So Mr Murphy, how do you plan to overcome the huge technical difficulties in putting a man on the sun?

      (Insert Irish accent) Well we've given it a lot of thought, and we've decided to go at night.......
      Eat Dolphin, save the Tuna!!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Cat1981(England)
      The Irish Space Agency today announced a plan to put a man on the sun. As journalists gathered at the press conference the first question was asked.

      So Mr Murphy, how do you plan to overcome the huge technical difficulties in putting a man on the sun?

      (Insert Irish accent) Well we've given it a lot of thought, and we've decided to go at night.......
      That’s not the original version. The original version had G.W. Bush in it.
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      lawl!

      fusion, cat; good ones
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      Quote Originally Posted by JaneBennet
      Quote Originally Posted by Cat1981(England)
      The Irish Space Agency today announced a plan to put a man on the sun. As journalists gathered at the press conference the first question was asked.

      So Mr Murphy, how do you plan to overcome the huge technical difficulties in putting a man on the sun?

      (Insert Irish accent) Well we've given it a lot of thought, and we've decided to go at night.......
      That’s not the original version. The original version had G.W. Bush in it.
      It's one of those jokes that varies depending on which leader or country is considered stereotypically stupid where the joke is told.

      Here is a joke from a Roddy Doyle novel,

      What do women, children, and dogs have in common?

      The more you beat them, the better they behave.

      Not that I support violence against women
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      Quote Originally Posted by Cat1981(England)
      The Irish Space Agency today announced a plan to put a man on the sun. As journalists gathered at the press conference the first question was asked.

      So Mr Murphy, how do you plan to overcome the huge technical difficulties in putting a man on the sun?

      (Insert Irish accent) Well we've given it a lot of thought, and we've decided to go at night.......
      its good one, i enjoyed it.
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      It's easy to see why women all over the world find Englishmen......










      ..........................so sexually irresistible.
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      lawl, sexy xD
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      Yea it was a shit joke, but it was the only English joke i could think of. If anyone else has any....

      Any way back to more traditional ones. Tight fisted Jews.

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      A Muslim, Christian and a Jew having settled their differences after a long discussion about their faiths agree to go for a drink. Once down the pub the Christian and Jew order a pint of guinness each from the barman, and the Muslim, in a show of comradeship, orders the same despite his cultural objections.

      As the three men stand waiting for their drinks to settle, a fly lands in each of the mens pints. The Muslim not overly keen to drink anyway, pushes his pint away in disgusted. The Christian fishes his fly out of his pint flicks it onto the floor and begins to drink. The Jew fishes the fly out of his pint, holds it over the glass and then starts shouting "SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!!!!".
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      I guess we post jokes here?

      Women's rights.
      My avatar looks like a vagina!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Ryon
      I guess we post jokes here?

      Women's rights.
      Yes well done Ryon, Good boy!

      that's correct

      Women are always right
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      Grammar, you fucker. Learn to use it.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Ryon
      Grammar, you fucker. Learn to use it.
      That's no way to speak about your Grandma like that!!!
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      Rofl! I say it's a K.O.! xD
      Absum - 1
      Ryon - 0!

      Round 2... FIGHT!
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      Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
      What do women, children, and dogs have in common?

      The more you beat them, the better they behave.

      Not that I support violence against women
      Just children and dogs? Guess what, it doesn't work with them either.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
      What do women, children, and dogs have in common?

      The more you beat them, the better they behave.

      Not that I support violence against women
      Just children and dogs? Guess what, it doesn't work with them either.
      Men who feel the need to keep saying such things do so because basically these kind of men are cowards

      A woman can destroy a man with just a few words or a look

      Which is why these types of men can only resort to violence.

      Such a shame really that with this outlook they will never be capable of enjoying a relationship or the company of a woman.

      I can only therefore presume that they must be gay.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
      What do women, children, and dogs have in common?

      The more you beat them, the better they behave.

      Not that I support violence against women
      Just children and dogs? Guess what, it doesn't work with them either.
      Men who feel the need to keep saying such things do so because basically these kind of men are cowards
      Which kind of things? My reply to TiredSleepy was sarcastic, in case you haven't noticed. I disapprove of violence against women, children, and (with some exceptions) against dogs, for many reasons. The fact that it does not improve their behaviour is among the less fundamental ones, but I mentioned it because it should be most compelling to those whose mindset is represented by the original joke.

      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      A woman can destroy a man with just a few words or a look
      Yes she can. And our society has yet to evolve to the point where this will be as unacceptable as the man using his fist.

      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      I can only therefore presume that they must be gay.
      For record, I am not. But wait a bit - are you saying that violence against women is typically committed and/or promoted by gays? Now that's a new one.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
      What do women, children, and dogs have in common?

      The more you beat them, the better they behave.

      Not that I support violence against women
      Just children and dogs? Guess what, it doesn't work with them either.
      Men who feel the need to keep saying such things do so because basically these kind of men are cowards

      A woman can destroy a man with just a few words or a look

      Which is why these types of men can only resort to violence.

      Such a shame really that with this outlook they will never be capable of enjoying a relationship or the company of a woman.

      I can only therefore presume that they must be gay.
      The obvious purpose of the joke is to be shocking and absurd. Doyle as the author of The Woman who Walked into Doors and it's sequel Paula Spencer that both dealt heavily with the issue of domestic violence is obviously not a person who supports this kind of activity either.

      Also, I find feminist sexism versus males to be just as ridiculous, and I enjoy the company of woman just fine in a non-sexual manner, Selene.

      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      For record, I am not. But wait a bit - are you saying that violence against women is typically committed and/or promoted by gays? Now that's a new one.
      Damn, we've been found out. I guess I'll have to stop handing out the pamphlets in The Village now >.<

      Anyway to keep on thread topic here's another joke.

      Two hydrogen molecules are talking over tea, one says to the other "I think I've lost an electron."

      The other responds, "Are you sure?"

      The first answers, "I'm positive!"
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      A good attempt at wriggling out of it by describing it as somekind of ironic humour but....

      The statement could not be described as a joke or humour.
      It wasn't funny, witty or ironic.
      It was simply crass and the type of comment made by ignorant morons who seem to have some deep seated grudge against women and the only way they can get women back is to make stupid jokes about 'beating a woman to get her to behave in the way a man wants her too.'

      And don't be ridiculous. My statement presuming you must be gay was made on the logical basis that the sense of 'humour' that you appear to hold demonstrates your attitude towards women.
      And being a woman myself and knowing that most women wouldn't tolerate such an attitude it seems obvious that you find having a relationship with a woman based on equality and respect to be difficult therefore the choice of woman you have for company must be very limited.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      A good attempt at wriggling out of it by describing it as somekind of ironic humour but....

      The statement could not be described as a joke or humour.
      It wasn't funny, witty or ironic.
      It may have missed the mark for being funny, but ironic it most certainly was.

      Honest to goodness, I found TiredSleepy's joke insensitive and rude (although, not being a woman myself, I was probably not as personally upset as you were). Rather than try to appeal to any higher feelings or principles which the joker(*) seemed to be lacking, I concluded that he is a supporter of violence against children (which is an even greater abomination in my eyes) and dogs (which tends to turn the friendliest of animals into bloodthirsty fiends - I have seen that happen).

      BTW were you also put back by the original joke, or only by my comment to it?

      (*)When I say "the joker" I mean the mindset represented by the joke, which may or may not be TiredSleepy's real self. People sometimes thoughtlessly repeat jokes which fly in the face of their own values. But enough about that, let TiredSleepy defend himself if he can.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      A good attempt at wriggling out of it by describing it as somekind of ironic humour but....

      The statement could not be described as a joke or humour.
      It wasn't funny, witty or ironic.
      It was simply crass and the type of comment made by ignorant morons who seem to have some deep seated grudge against women and the only way they can get women back is to make stupid jokes about 'beating a woman to get her to behave in the way a man wants her too.'

      And don't be ridiculous. My statement presuming you must be gay was made on the logical basis that the sense of 'humour' that you appear to hold demonstrates your attitude towards women.
      And being a woman myself and knowing that most women wouldn't tolerate such an attitude it seems obvious that you find having a relationship with a woman based on equality and respect to be difficult therefore the choice of woman you have for company must be very limited.
      Selene, you have a wonderful ability to go to extremes from superficial judgments. I can agree we may not share similar taste in humour, but whether I find that joke funny or not does not reflect at all on my views on women.

      The majority of my friends are women, my longest lasting friendship is with a girl I've known since elementary school, she was my prom date, although you can imagine the relationship didn't quite work out for obvious reasons.

      Now you yourself make jokes and comments countless times that are offensive, you can say that women can destroy a man with a look, implying some sort of superiority, but a joke about a man hitting a women is somehow unacceptable. As well as using gay as an insult, suggesting the usual negative connotation that is so popular in today's society.

      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      It may have missed the mark for being funny, but ironic it most certainly was.

      Honest to goodness, I found TiredSleepy's joke insensitive and rude (although, not being a woman myself, I was probably not as personally upset as you were). Rather than try to appeal to any higher feelings or principles which the joker(*) seemed to be lacking, I concluded that he is a supporter of violence against children (which is an even greater abomination in my eyes) and dogs (which tends to turn the friendliest of animals into bloodthirsty fiends - I have seen that happen).

      BTW were you also put back by the original joke, or only by my comment to it?

      (*)When I say "the joker" I mean the mindset represented by the joke, which may or may not be TiredSleepy's real self. People sometimes thoughtlessly repeat jokes which fly in the face of their own values. But enough about that, let TiredSleepy defend himself if he can.
      Nor do I support violence against animals, I've volunteered at the SPCA for 3 years and have worked with countless abused dogs. Not to mention that I work as a veterinary assistant.
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      Quote Originally Posted by i_feel_tiredsleepy
      Nor do I support violence against animals, I've volunteered at the SPCA for 3 years and have worked with countless abused dogs. Not to mention that I work as a veterinary assistant.
      Just as I said in the footnote, I was ridiculing the mindset represented in the joke, and I am more than happy to take it from you that it is not your real one.
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      Irony has wit.

      I would categorize the pair of you about as funny as Jim Davidson and Chubby Brown

      And these two are examples of the lowest of the low

      e.g If you can't think of anything funny to say, mention something derogatory against women, children, animals, spastics, gays, blacks etc etc etc
      Because you are bound to get at least a few guffaws from other morons with the same prejudiced outlook.

      I wasn't overreacting, simply pointing out that this thread was about jokes and humour and the joke you made wasn't funny.

      But you obviously thought it was
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      I wasn't overreacting, simply pointing out that this thread was about jokes and humour and the joke you made wasn't funny.

      I admit you have now cracked a better one. ROTFL.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      I wasn't overreacting, simply pointing out that this thread was about jokes and humour and the joke you made wasn't funny.

      I admit you have now cracked a better one. ROTFL.
      Don't roll for too long on the floor, some passing crow might think you are a tasty grub
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      Quote Originally Posted by Absum!
      Quote Originally Posted by Leszek Luchowski
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      I wasn't overreacting, simply pointing out that this thread was about jokes and humour and the joke you made wasn't funny.

      I admit you have now cracked a better one. ROTFL.
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      Oh yes because the cheap jew and stupid irish jokes were so much less derogatory?
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      Actually the Jew and Irish jokes were mildly humorous

      I happen to have Irish ancestors and i appreciate a good Irish joke.

      Seeing violence against women though as funny is rather sad though considering that women actually do get abused in the home, physically as well as emotionally and mentally because these types of men are terrified of a woman appearing more stronger or intelligent than them.
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