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    What would you do?
    How would you react?
    What would you like to learn the most from the experience?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quantime
    What would you do?
    How would you react?
    What would you like to learn the most from the experience?
    Sexual exploration as i imagine all others would.


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    I can't imagine my self being in a situation, I will fell hella weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raziell
    Quote Originally Posted by Quantime
    What would you do?
    How would you react?
    What would you like to learn the most from the experience?
    Sexual exploration as i imagine all others would.
    Yep....maybe a same-sex adventure too, if I could find a suitable lesbian.
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    I would fuck the hell out of myself.
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    I would play with myself until I couldn't walk or until I died, whichever comes first.
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    (1) The physiological nature of woman
    (2) Be the same as my ideal girl
    (3) Chat/Hang out with female friends (so that i could know what is to be in a girl's talk)
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    I'd never do something like that no matter what. I don't think that you are supposed to be anything other than what you are no matter how many operations it would take to change it.
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    an odd question but okay. I think spending an abnormal amount of time in the girls locker room would be in order Following that, likely some sort of robbery or heist, seems like a great disguise of being a completely different gender than the perpetrator they are searching for.
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    I don't think I'd be a very attractive woman, so it wouldn't be much fun. Besides I would not want the memory of being attracted to men. Might scar me for life. I'd have to avoid all attractive men.

    On the plus side, I could look at a picture of my normal self (male) and I would know how women see me.
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    If I were a woman for a day, I would go to Vegas, seduce a filthy rich man, and marry him.
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    I'm going to explore in detailed meaning, how girls socialize.
    Shocked to the core, absolutely, then fall into confusion.
    How girls socialize, very detailed of their habits, their "Ethic Code".
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    Learn to pee. Probably want yogurt & strawberries for breakfast, with a sprinkling of sugar. Tell my wife "you don't really look good in that" to acquire clothes that fit my new figure.

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    I'd probably feel dirty and ashamed at the way men like myself treat me. To be fair, if you don't want the stares, don't wear the yoga pants. I know they're comfy, but I can only ask my eyes to divert themselves for so long...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quantime View Post
    What would you do?
    Try to spend a "normal" day at work, at a bar, walking around, shopping etc just to see how differently the world treats me. Go running and see how that's different. Ask for help from a man and from a woman and see if there's any difference in the "alternative" role. See how my drives have changed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by billvon View Post
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    What would you do?
    Go running and see how that's different.
    Be sure to borow a bra. You don't want to be bouncing around. You'll cause traffic accidents. As your female for just one day, I guess you don't own one. Or are you male for the day?
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    I'm sure that at least some of you have asked a man "What are you thinking about?" and received the default reply of "Nothing." If you are a man, you may have used this reply.

    My research while being a man for one day would be to keep a record of all my conscious thoughts for that day and then analyze them for content and consistency once I am returned to female form.

    (I am far less concerned with a biological function that does not have multiple orgasms without a refractory period or the novelty of micturition while standing.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by scheherazade View Post
    I'm sure that at least some of you have asked a man "What are you thinking about?" and received the default reply of "Nothing." If you are a man, you may have used this reply.

    My research while being a man for one day would be to keep a record of all my conscious thoughts for that day and then analyze them for content and consistency once I am returned to female form.

    (I am far less concerned with a biological function that does not have multiple orgasms without a refractory period or the novelty of micturition while standing.)
    Here's your answer.

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    I suppose the sex thing would be interesting, experiencing the sensation of different body parts, but I also think it would fun to suddenly be much stronger than I am and be able to lift things I couldn't before, assuming I am not spending the day as an elderly man. Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not. How long would it take for me to adjust?
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    I would explore the sexuality, to learn how the female body reacts to stimulation, thereby, hopefully making me a better lover. I would also hope that my mate would get the same opportunity. I doubt one day would truly be enough to adjust the psych. I would think a proper experiment would have to take much longer for the men, since the female body goes through the cycle. As for interacting with women, as a woman.....I think I do better as a guy. As for men interacting with me, don't think that would turn out as a fond memory either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DianeG View Post
    I suppose the sex thing would be interesting, experiencing the sensation of different body parts, but I also think it would fun to suddenly be much stronger than I am and be able to lift things I couldn't before, assuming I am not spending the day as an elderly man. Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not. How long would it take for me to adjust?
    Just think, you could carry the groceries in from the car all by yourself! And if someone offended you, you could kick his ass! (In fact, since your just 'king for a day', why not go around town and kick the asses of every man who ever done you wrong?
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    I would explore the sexuality, to learn how the female body reacts to stimulation, thereby, hopefully making me a better lover. I would also hope that my mate would get the same opportunity. I doubt one day would truly be enough to adjust the psych. I would think a proper experiment would have to take much longer for the men, since the female body goes through the cycle. As for interacting with women, as a woman.....I think I do better as a guy. As for men interacting with me, don't think that would turn out as a fond memory either.
    You mean, you don't know!? You could have just asked, or observed on the rare occasions you got lucky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scheherazade View Post
    I'm sure that at least some of you have asked a man "What are you thinking about?" and received the default reply of "Nothing." If you are a man, you may have used this reply.
    My research while being a man for one day would be to keep a record of all my conscious thoughts for that day and then analyze them for content and consistency once I am returned to female form.
    How long does it take to analyse nothing?

    (I am far less concerned with a biological function that does not have multiple orgasms
    You're associating with the wrong men...
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    Just thinking about some interesting role reversal scenarios involving two people intimate with each other, like Bill and Monica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DianeG View Post
    I suppose the sex thing would be interesting, experiencing the sensation of different body parts, but I also think it would fun to suddenly be much stronger than I am and be able to lift things I couldn't before, assuming I am not spending the day as an elderly man. Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not. How long would it take for me to adjust?
    Because all men look like this



    and not this

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    Id quickly start a relationship status as a female with my male self. For that may be the closest I'll ever be with a female.
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    Just thinking about some interesting role reversal scenarios involving two people intimate with each other, like Bill and Monica.
    She did not have sex with that man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by shlunka View Post
    Id quickly start a relationship status as a female with my male self. For that may be the closest I'll ever be with a female.
    What a sad and pathetic little shlunka you must be! I think you have misunderstood though. No one ever said you could be in two places at once. (In fact that's a good idea for another 'what if' thread. Under the assumptions of this thread 'what if you were the opposite sex for a day' I don't believe dating your original self fits within the parameters. But that's okay! Because the good news is, my dear shlunka, that in (ahem) real life there's no reason why you cannot suppose a female version of yoursef and start a relationship with her since the possibility, of being two people (in two places) is entirely hypothetical. and can never really happen (most probably) So what the hey! Go ahead! Go for broke. You have nothing to lose but your mind! (It's not true what they say about doing it with yourself causes blindness - myth busted!)
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    I'd try and figure out what this whole multiple/extended orgasm thing was about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DianeG View Post
    Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not. How long would it take for me to adjust?
    Yes that's a real feeling, though it's more like objects being less rooted. It's about habituation not strength - like, if you've never picked up a baby before it'll seem stuck down and difficult to pry up; but after some practice you'll have to restrain yourself from flipping it into the air. A day's construction work will do it: you'll come home and view your home as a manageable assembly of parts, you might take apart. If you stop handling those objects, perspective gradually returns to normal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DianeG View Post
    Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not.
    Yes, of course. You are more sensitive than you think. Put one old American copper penny (pre-1982) in one hand and a new zinc one in the other. Weigh them as if your hands were scales. I promise you that you can feel the difference. The old ones are 3.11 gm. The new: 2.5 g. That is 0.10970202 ounces 0.088185 oz respectively.
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    I would probably go clubbing to vegas for free. When is the next time that will ever happen?!?
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    If I was a woman for a day?

    I'd go window shopping and try on ALL THE DRESSES. Get my hair did, nails too. Oh and shoes. Girls like shoes, right?

    Also, I'd go pick up half a dozen young men or so for... reasons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daecon View Post
    If I was a woman for a day?

    I'd go window shopping and try on ALL THE DRESSES. Get my hair did, nails too. Oh and shoes. Girls like shoes, right?

    Also, I'd go pick up half a dozen young men or so for... reasons.
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    Okay, admittedly my idea is boring.

    Apparently, the person can pick the 24-hour period or know well in advance when it will occur.

    So ... I'd arrange a presentation for some talent scouts, venue managers etc, and show them that I can change my gender (ie, at the beginning of the day). Then I'd tell them that I will switch back in 24-hours, and it's up to them to find the highest-paying venue in which to do so. I sign the most lucrative contract, I change back, I take my money, and I go home.

    Yeah, boring but rich.
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    Just might cure penis envy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldenRatio View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DianeG View Post
    I suppose the sex thing would be interesting, experiencing the sensation of different body parts, but I also think it would fun to suddenly be much stronger than I am and be able to lift things I couldn't before, assuming I am not spending the day as an elderly man. Would even light weight objects feel "lighter" like when you are expecting something that looks dense to be heavy but it's not. How long would it take for me to adjust?
    Because all men look like this



    and not this

    True! And I definitely have women friends who lift weights and are stronger than a lot of men. Nevertheless, there are days when I feel like everything in the world seems 30 pounds too heavy and ten inches out of reach. And since I'm left handed, backwards as well.
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    If I were a lady for a day, I would be afraid of coming across a row of shoe shops, and wasting half the day trying on shoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 甘肃人 View Post
    If I were a lady for a day, I would be afraid of coming across a row of shoe shops, and wasting half the day trying on shoes.
    So does that mean a female should set her sights on becoming a male who sells women's shoes, even for half a day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 甘肃人 View Post
    If I were a lady for a day, I would be afraid of coming across a row of shoe shops, and wasting half the day trying on shoes.
    So does that mean a female should set her sights on becoming a male who sells women's shoes, even for half a day?
    That settles it. You are the most brilliant being, male or female, on this board!
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    Quote Originally Posted by zinjanthropos View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by 甘肃人 View Post
    If I were a lady for a day, I would be afraid of coming across a row of shoe shops, and wasting half the day trying on shoes.
    So does that mean a female should set her sights on becoming a male who sells women's shoes, even for half a day?
    you really wanna be this


    even for half a day?
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