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  1. #1 Kill All Snakes 
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    Poisonous rattlesnakes
    Coiled and ready to strike
    In the Arizona desert
    Hope you survive their bite

    Kill All Snakes
    Douse them in gasoline
    Strike and throw the match
    Fry them to smithereens
    Kill All Snakes
    Think of Indiana Jones
    Man! I hate them vipers!
    They're evil to the bone

    In our zoos and nightmares
    Boas and copperheads
    Humans will never be safe
    Until all snakes are dead

    Kill All Snakes
    Douse them in gasoline
    Strike and throw the match
    Fry them to smithereens
    Kill All Snakes
    Think of Indiana Jones
    Man! I hate them vipers!
    They're evil to the bone

    bridge:
    Animal rights people
    Swearing snakes have souls
    Will protest in the streets
    Congress will pass laws

    guitar

    Roaming Asian jungles
    Cobras, kraits and pythons
    Squeezing unsuspecting natives
    Slithering across the ground

    Kill All Snakes
    Douse them in gasoline
    Strike and throw the match
    Fry them to smithereens
    Kill All Snakes
    Think of Indiana Jones
    Man! I hate them vipers!
    They're evil to the bone

    Jim Colyer


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    again?

    Please find a blog Jim

    P.S> NOT a fan of the ignorant destruction of ecosystems and species because of uninformed fear of something


    If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -Thorin Oakenshield

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    Jim Colyer has a head of bone
    Stands on a stage all alone
    Long ago the crowd went home
    They couldn't stand the awful tones

    Kill all lyrically untalented wanna be musicians
    Stomp em' in the ground like helpless kittens
    Make em' eat shit cooked in hell's kitchen
    A bullet will end their pointless bitch'n

    Jim Colyer amidst a pond of paste
    made from rotten tomato waste
    In a great display of distaste
    The tomatoes were hurled at Jim's face

    Kill all lyrically untalented wanna be musicians
    Stomp em' in the ground like helpless kittens
    Make em' eat shit cooked in hell's kitchen
    A bullet will end their pointless bitch'n

    Jim Colyer still stands alone
    All the snakes have gone home
    But this fact still remains
    Jim's lyrics are really lame
    I was some of the mud that got to sit up and look around.
    Lucky me. Lucky mud.
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    Rather ugly song without the badly needed sense of humor such as "the bug song."

    How about a song that reinforces the love and respect for life around us instead.
    Meteorologist/Naturalist & Retired Soldier
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleoichneum View Post

    again?
    Please find a blog Jim

    I have already addressed this issue in a message to one of the Staff members.
    Apparently, the majority of the Staff saw no harm in his threads, although (s)he assured me that they will take another look at the case.

    Quote Originally Posted by GiantEvil View Post
    Jim Colyer has a head of bone
    Stands on a stage all alone
    Long ago the crowd went home
    They couldn't stand the awful tones

    (...)

    Jim Colyer still stands alone
    All the snakes have gone home
    But this fact still remains
    Jim's lyrics are really lame

    "The only safe rule is to dispute only with those of your acquaintance of whom you know that they possess sufficient intelligence and self-respect not to advance absurdities; to appeal to reason and not to authority, and to listen to reason and yield to it; and, finally, to be willing to accept reason even from an opponent, and to be just enough to bear being proved to be in the wrong."

    ~ Arthur Schopenhauer, The Art of Being Right: 38 Ways to Win an Argument (1831), Stratagem XXXVIII.
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    I think Jim's mind has snapped, he's just having some fun with us or he's trying to put an end to a huge drinking problem (delirium tremens).
    All that belongs to human understanding, in this deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical, or at least cautious; and not to admit of any hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which is supported by no appearance of probability...Hume
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