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    Please take time to meditate on this cosmic irony. Thank you.

    NASA rovers leave phallus on Mars | SciTech | GMA News Online


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    Dang, I thought some sentient penis-like species had evolved on mars and was attempting to communicate with us.


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    What will they find next, a vagina on Venus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon View Post
    An asshole on Uranus?
    During one of the Feynman lectures Dr. Feynman says "perturbs Uranus" and the whole class titters. Very amusing.
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    This reminds me of the story about a psychiatrist who shows a patient a series of ink blot images. The patient sees some sort of sexual image in every one. At the end, the psychiatrist says "You seem to be obsessed with sex." The patient says, "Who me? You're the one with all the dirty pictures."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon View Post
    A phallus on Phobos?
    A dick on Deimos?
    A tit on Titan?
    a titanic tit?

    poor guys must be really hard up to be seeing dicks, and then feeling the need to share

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhDemon View Post
    Those are mother nature's breasts.
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    What do you expect from "Gay Martian Astronaut" news? But then, again, Shlunka posted on behalf of the BBC...
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    I left my penis in Switzerland once. I'm always losing things. Especially umbrellas.
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    GMA news- it's right there in the link. Got a rainbow heart and everything.
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    I don't know. Every time I get drunk I lose it again. I wake up the morning after and first have to remember where I parked the car, then get a coffee and a cigarette, then look for my penis. Every weekend it seems.
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    I looked it up. GMA stands for Greater Manila Area. It is a news network from the Philipenis...I mean Philippines
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    Images of Christ, images of the Virgin and now this....how does it relate?
    All that belongs to human understanding, in this deep ignorance and obscurity, is to be skeptical, or at least cautious; and not to admit of any hypothesis, whatsoever; much less, of any which is supported by no appearance of probability...Hume
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