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| Twaaannnggg |
 Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:45 am Post subject: What would you do if you were some allmighty entity?? |
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Just what it says, I have the "Hooray for Boobies" album in my CD right now and there's this absoluuutly terrific song called "That's what I would do if I were God" this is a rrrrrrealy good one.........
So shoot.
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| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 10:50 am Post subject: |
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| I'd play pool with the planets. |
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I'd go to before the big bang and have my own super cool desert island planet filled with naked women. 
I dunno really, whatever I felt like, probably visit every planet so that once I got back home I could do it all over again.
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| svwillmer wrote: |
I'd go to before the big bang and have my own super cool desert island planet filled with naked women.
I dunno really, whatever I felt like, probably visit every planet so that once I got back home I could do it all over again. |
For all you suggest and guess about the psychology and hang-ups of others, this takes the biscuit, Mohammed. |
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| Twaaannnggg |
| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| I'd go to before the big bang and have my own super cool desert island planet filled with naked women |
This sounds like a line of the lyrics to "That's what I would do if I were God" LMAOROFL
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| Tony John C |
| Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:04 am Post subject: |
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Force everyone to play nice. Kill the hate. (Thats ironic.)
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| marnixR |
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go mad
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| Cosmo |
| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:00 am Post subject: Re: What would you do if you were some allmighty entity?? |
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| Twaaannnggg wrote: |
Just what it says, I have the "Hooray for Boobies" album in my CD right now and there's this absoluuutly terrific song called "That's what I would do if I were God" this is a rrrrrrealy good one.........
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I would establish My Brand of Socialism.
Guarantee jobs foir all. No unemployment!
Guarantee healthcare for all that would involve all credited healthcare practitioners. Especially the Naturopathic doctors that use Gods medicines like vitamins, minerals, herbs and etc.
This would eliminate the prescription drug monopoly.
Guarantee pensions for all worthy working citizens.
This would eliminate the need for religion since security of survival is our most necassary needed protection.
Then I would start passing laws to eliminate all chemicals that do not 'biodegrade' within 30 days(?)
Also emphcize the production of 'organic' produce that is naturally cultivated.
Impose high taxes on excessive surplus unneeded income in the 'free enterprise' sector.
Legalize the recreation drugs to put those drug lords in Columbia out of business that would also put those local street pedlers out of business that spread this problem throughout the US.
Legalize the GOD sanctified heterosexual act to reduce the crimes and perversions of this powerful biological drive to bring some sanity to this natural function.
Can't think of anything else right now.
That last one will draw some fire from the religious fanatics but this is GODS created function, not the bibles or the popes.
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| KALSTER |
| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:21 am Post subject: |
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He asked what you would do if you were a god, not the president. Just wave your hand and create abundance of food and wholesome entertainment for all. Create all needed technology with another wave. Double myself to take care of things while I explore the universe at FTL travel.
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| verzen |
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I would put the fun place on the opposite end of the waste processing plant.... If there was a god, then he would be an idiot...
I would also make sure that eyes dont run on only 20% efficiency... if there was an eyeball factory, it would go out of business.
I would take out the appendix and the spleen because they have potential to kill us.
No offense to the christians out there, but if your god created us... He was retarded and not playing with a full deck of cards, if you get what I mean. |
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| mitchellmckain |
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I hope that I would pray to God, asking in desperation for him to save me from myself.
But it is possible that I would do whatever seemed right in my own eyes and I have no doubt that I would quickly create a living hell for myself and everyone around me.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject: |
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Question the evidence for and against my existence and wonder how I came to exist!
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| geezer |
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| Robbie wrote: |
| Question the evidence for and against my existence and wonder how I came to exist! |
and then vanish in a puff of logic.
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| "Before you Believe in anything, make sure you look for the BeLIEve hidden within.." |
I don't spell believe like that, I spell it beleive it. I before e except after c or when sounded like a as in neighbour or weigh and except seize and seizure and also leisure, weird, height, and either, forfeit, and neither.
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| geezer |
| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:56 am Post subject: |
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| geezer wrote: |
| "Before you Believe in anything, make sure you look for the BeLIEve hidden within.." |
I don't spell believe like that, I spell it beleive it. I before e except after c or when sounded like a as in neighbour or weigh and except seize and seizure and also leisure, weird, height, and either, forfeit, and neither. |
quick get on to the people who write the dictionaries, there spelling it wrong.
so my sig should read "before you beleive in anything, make sure you look for the Hawaiian garland called a beLEIve hidden within"
kind of makes no sense, I think I stick with what I've got thanks.
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