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| Garry Denke |
 Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 12:33 pm Post subject: STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium |
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STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium
Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.
Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.
Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine
LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.
Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.
Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue
Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.
Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".
Stuffed Animal Skin Ball
Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.
Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.
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| Garry Denke |
| Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:54 am Post subject: STONEHENGE: An Olympic Sports Amphitheater |
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Archery Judge Willers Wallers (Backside Bullseye)
http://www.salisburyjournal.co.uk/news/salisbury/salisburynews/display.var.2093945.0.skeleton_could_hold_secret_to_stonehenge.php
http://www.gazetteandherald.co.uk/news/headlines/display.var.2100851.0.stonehenge_was_a_site_of_battles.php
After Woodhenge Warriors' Men's Football loss in the 3100 (BC) Olympic Games to the Durrington Wallers (7-6) at Stonehenge Amphitheatre (alternatively Amphitheater), the Warriors changed their Olympic Men's and Women's Teams' name to "Willers". In the 3096 (BC) Olympics, it was the Woodhenge Willers over the Durrington Wallers in that infamous Sudden Death Match overtime thriller. 1-0 final score. In the Women's Archery competition, it was the Willers over the Wallers also, following their Men's Archery competition victory. Willers' Olympic Men's and Women's Teams dominated the 3096 (BC) Games and were so popular after those Olympics that even the River Wylye (one of eight rivers draining the area) was renamed (previously called Warriors River).
The Sudden Death of 'the body from the ditch' (Stonehenge discovery of 1978) caused by multiple Arrow Wounds in the back, said body on display at Salisbury Museum, sadly occurred during the 2300 (BC) Olympic Games' Women's Archery competition at Stonehenge Amphitheatre. Archery Judge Wallers Willers' (known as Backside Bullseye here at State Press) untimely death, referred to as a Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton (SSS) by Dennis Price, archaeologist (Stonehenge expert) and described in This Is Wiltshire Network (Gazette & Herald, 7 March 2008), unfortunately occurred at said Amphitheatre when Archery Judge Wallers Willers (SSS) made an untimely movement from behind the Judge Honor's guard (target Game shield) causing His Sudden Death.
Later the town of Wilton and county of Wiltshire adopted their names in their Honor.
360 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre latrine (Ditch) diameter
320 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre bleachers (Bank) diameter
285 feet - Stonehenge Amphitheatre fence (Aubrey Holes) diameter
The interior is Anciently perfect in size.
3100-2600 BC - Stonehenge Olympic Games field - No stones
(SOS) Stonehenge Olympic Sports:
Archery, Athletics (track and field), Ancient badminton*, Ancient baseball, Boxing, Fencing, Ancient field hockey, Football (soccer), Ancient pentathlon*, Ancient softball, Wilto, Wiltwondo, Ancient tennis, Volleyball, Weightlifting (rocklifting), and Wrestling.
*Note: 3000 BC - Wooden structures added for Ancient gymnastics; Uneven bars, Balance beam, Salisbury floor exercise, and Vault (for Women), and High bar and Parallel bars, Salisbury floor exercise, Vault, and Pommel horse** (for Men).
**It evolved from exercises used by Homo erectus and Neanderthal, including skills for mounting and dismounting a horse, and various performance skills.
2600 BC - Olympic Games' first Rock (Bluestone) Trophies awarded.
Salisbury Museum "the body from the ditch" Exhibit
The "Stonehenge Sentinel Skeleton" SSS Theory
Was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Wallers Willers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident, or was the SSS's name The Right Honourable Archery Judge Willers Wallers who got killed in that tragic Target Archery accident?
Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's last name must have been Willers, not Wallers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which of course it is not. Likewise, Stonehenge Archery's deceased Field Target Archery Judge's first name must have been Wallers, not Willers, because Wiltshire would be called Waltshire if it was, which it is not. Us here at State Press who have investigated this matter, therefore, are going with "Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers", not "Stonehenge Archery Judge Willers Wallers", unless you have a better foundation of historical information at your disposal than any of us.
Here is how it will be printed with His name unreleased: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was a Stonehenge Archery Judge who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind." And here is how it will be printed with His name released: "UK, Wiltshire, Salisbury Museum exhibit 'the body from the ditch' SKELETON was Stonehenge Archery Judge Wallers Willers, deceased, who inspected an Archery Field Target at Stonehenge prematurely, a volley of Archers' Arrows accidently causing His death from behind."
Sentinel: Middle French sentinelle, from Old Italian sentinella, from sentina vigilance, from sentire to perceive, from Latin, year 1579, an Archery Judge is a Sentinel of Archery, vigilant and perceptive. Olympic Games Judges - Sentinels of respective Sports, therefore "SSS Theory" unified.
Stonehenge Free Festivals Were Completely Wonderful...
http://infoex.hemscott.net/MESSAGES/1507206.HTM
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Hey Gary, how's it going?
I heard this story about a few of the lads kicking the ball around at Stonehenge last year. One of the guys stubbed his toe on something sticking up from the ground. Later that night they came back and dug it out. Took them awhile because the thing was large. Large enough to fill with ice and a lot of beers, so they took it home. Do you still think the Ark of the Covenant is buried at Stonehenge? |
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Hey Gary, how's it going?
I heard this story about a few of the lads kicking the ball around at Stonehenge last year. One of the guys stubbed his toe on something sticking up from the ground. Later that night they came back and dug it out. Took them awhile because the thing was large. Large enough to fill with ice and a lot of beers, so they took it home. Do you still think the Ark of the Covenant is buried at Stonehenge? |
So.. let me get this straight. Some Britains brought Gods beer cooler (The Ark of the covenant) home with them? |
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Hey Gary, how's it going?
I heard this story about a few of the lads kicking the ball around at Stonehenge last year. One of the guys stubbed his toe on something sticking up from the ground. Later that night they came back and dug it out. Took them awhile because the thing was large. Large enough to fill with ice and a lot of beers, so they took it home. Do you still think the Ark of the Covenant is buried at Stonehenge? |
So.. let me get this straight. Some Britains brought Gods beer cooler (The Ark of the covenant) home with them? |
Gary Denke has claimed on many a science forum that the Ark of the Covenant is buried under Stonehenge. He has quite a volume of statistics and whatever to prove his case. I believe he mentioned it here once, not sure. In the meantime, don't believe everything you read.  |
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| Garry Denke |
| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 10:43 pm Post subject: Happy St. Patrick's Day! |
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
 
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| Garry Denke |
| Posted: Sat Mar 15, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: A TEXAS TYCOON, GarryDenke@USA.com |
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| Do you still think the Ark of the Covenant is buried at Stonehenge? |
A TEXAS TYCOON
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RE: Highways Agency A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Improvement Programme
Dear ha_info@highways.gsi.gov.uk
Now that A TEXAS TYCOON has funded All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge Airman's Corner, Winterbourne Stoke, Longbarrow and Countess Roundabouts' improvements; All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge Visitor Centre at Airman's Corner (and the Centre itself); and All Highways Agency costs for Stonehenge A303 / A344 / A360 dual carriageway long-bored tunnels, when is Highways Agency going to A TEXAS TYCOON's Avenue Banks' Heelstone Vault for withdrawal of deposited funds? The reason I ask is that nobody at The Royal Society, Council for British Archaeology or Wessex Archaeology knows when Highways Agency A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Improvement Programme will begin. Thank you.
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/user/?u=3440
A TEXAS TYCOON
Garry Denke
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REFORMATTED:
http://www.theyworkforyou.com/wrans/?id=2007-12-18e.174382.h&u=3440#c16256
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/mar/11/archaeology.transport
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Her Majesty (HM), Her Majesty's Treasury (HM-Treasury), Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA), Department for Culture Media and Sport (DCMS), Department for Transport (DfT), National Trust (NT) and English Heritage (EH) officially refused to fund any A303 / A344 / A360 Stonehenge Tunnels solely on grounds of cost.
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Forget Her, et al.
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A TEXAS TYCOON Funds A303 / A344 / A360 Tunnels:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/7529895
http://www.flickr.com/photos/garrydenke/979647239
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1. Stonehenge Visitor Centre located near Airman's Corner (A344 / A360) between North and West sources of G-D's Rock Collection.
2. Long-bored twin carriageway tunnels 10-kilometres (6.2-miles) in length beneath the A303 / A344 / A360 highways at Stonehenge.
3. New junctions, bypasses, flyovers, underpasses at Airman's Corner, Longbarrow - Countess Roundabouts, Winterbourne Stoke.
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http://groups.msn.com/StonehengeGeologyandGeophysics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/StonehengeGeologyandGeophysics
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Withdraw Funds out of Heelstone Vault in the Avenue Banks.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scroll_Trench
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heelstone_Ditch
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This is How the West was Won:
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RAF Penton Corner History (East)
http://daveg4otu.tripod.com/airfields/and.html
Andover Airfield (Tesco Centre), Andover, Hampshire, UK
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Penton+Corner,+Andover,
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RAF Airman's Corner History (West)
http://www.this-is-amesbury.co.uk/military.html
Airman's Corner (Visitor Centre), Stonehenge, Wiltshire, UK
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Airman's+Corner,+Stonehenge,
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| Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: The Pagan, The Druid, and The Wiccan |
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The Pagan, The Druid, and The Wiccan
They were resurrected by the 7th Cavalry Regiment ("Garry Owen") of chorus,
they're calling the 3 new tunnels "The Pagan", "The Druid", and "The Wiccan".
G-D's Rock Collection Map
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Stonehenge
The New Stonehenge Tunnels Names:
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A303 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Pagan" Tunnel
A344 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Druid" Tunnel
A360 Stonehenge Tunnel Name - "The Wiccan" Tunnel
The New Stonehenge Tunnels Lengths:
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"The Pagan" at Stonehenge - 5.5 kilometres (3.4 miles)
"The Druid" at Stonehenge - 3.0 kilometres (1.9 miles)
"The Wiccan" at Stonehenge - 1.5 kilometres (1.0 miles)
The New Stonehenge Visitor Centre Name:
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Airman's Corner Stonehenge Visitor Centre
"Garry Owen"
7th Cavalry Regiment
Let Bacchus' sons be not dismayed
But join with me, each jovial blade;
Come, drink and sing and lend your aid
To help me with the chorus:
Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
We are the boys who take delight
In smashing limerick lamps at night;
And through the street like sportsters fight
Tearing all before us.
Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
We'll break the windows, we'll break down doors
The watch knock down by threes and fours;
And let the doctors work their cures
And tinker up our bruised.
Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
We'll beat the bailiffs out of fun
We'll make the mayor and sheriffs run;
We are the boys no man dares dun
If he regards a whole skin.
Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
Our hearts so stout have got us fame
For soon 'tis known from whence we came;
Where'er we go they fear the name
Of Garryowen in glory.
Instead of spa, we'll drink brown ale
And pay the reckoning on the nail;
No man for debt shall go to jail
From Garryowen in glory.
Yay! - It's Tunnels Time!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Yay! - ha_info@highways.gsi.gov.uk
Yay! - rob@robertkey.com
Yay! - been.there@guardian.co.uk
Yay! - press@royalsociety.org
Yay! - info@britarch.ac.uk
Yay! - mike@diggingdeeper.co.uk
Yay! - info@wessexarch.co.uk |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:32 am Post subject: STONEHENGE: The Super Bowl |
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STONEHENGE: The Super Bowl
Thus Stonehenge originally, as most of the Stone Age henges dugout in Britain, is the remains of an Ancient hunt for Coal fuel
 
LORD Fellow of Woodhenge (above) converted the failed Coal exploration sites (dusters) to recreational Sport amphitheatres
Coal Bowl, Old Heaven
Ancient spectators sat on Fenced out banked Bleachers facing The Super Bowl, as thousands still do at the 'Oldest' stadium
Yale Bowl, New Haven
Proof being Crosskeys Coal samples, a Pigskin Leather football and Lambskin Leather volleyball inside Heelstone Locker 'room'
Interesting enough Sportsters
Yale Bowl is a Coal duster site
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STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium
Royal Society Fellows have discovered that Stonehenge was used as a Football Stadium after its deep Ditch had yielded no Coal. Ancient energy mining prospector, LORD Fellow of Woodhenge, converted its white Ditch chalk pilings into Bleachers for enthusiastic area Sport fans.
Eleven (11) Gaps between six-foot tall Banks of the discovered Eleven (11) Bleachers made for quick and easy Latrine access to the Ditch, according to Royal Society Fellows, before the six-foot deep Toilet silted in.
Football Stadium Bleachers / Latrine
LORD Fellow of Woodhenge constructed a Ticket Line area with timber posts in the Ancient sunny northeast Avenue Entrance, with Players coming and going Freely through a southern Lower Entrance. Royal Society Fellows also found that Football became popular soon afterward.
Fifty-Six (56) Fence Posts separating the Eleven (11) Bleachers full of enthusiastic Sport fans were found in a Circle around the Stadium playing area. Horizontal fence Rails prevented Crowds from storming the Field.
Stadium Field Protection Posts / Latrine in Blue
Two (2) Goals at opposite ends Perpendicular to the Rising Sun served as Fair Lighting for both Team Sides and were constructed of Four (4) Station Stones, two (2) for each Goal. "Laws of the Game" developed with Number of white Ditch pilings made by LORD Fellow of Woodhenge.
Royal Society Fellows concluded Sport fans of Eleven (11) Banks and Sport fans of Eleven (11) Bleachers must have agreed the "Laws of the Game" were a lineup of Eleven (11) Players representing them to "Foot the Ball".
Stuffed Animal Skin Ball
Today, the most prestigious International Football competition is the FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association) World Cup, founded 5,000 years ago at Stonehenge. It is the most widely viewed in the World, boasting an Audience twice that of the Summer Olympic Games.
Championship Awards numbering in the Hundreds stand as a Testimony to the many Teams who competed at STONEHENGE: A Football Stadium. Abandoned due to its Success, there were too many Trophies on the Field.
Garry Denke |
Royal Society Fellows Claim
Stonehenge Football Stadium Ticket Line Fence
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1050935/Revealed-The-5-000-year-old-20ft-high-fence-hid-Stonehenge-nosy-Stone-Age-neighbours.html
Stonehenge Olympic Stadium Ticket Line Fence
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2655187/Stonehenge-was-hidden-from-lower-classes.html
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