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| Behr_25 |
 Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:04 pm Post subject: My poem |
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This is a poem i wrote in a slightly Shakespearean style.
Part 1
Methinks you loath thine vulgar bosom
And truly envy mine
For if thy bosom where any better
It would still be less than mine
For all who stare upon my bosom
For that they’ll surely do
They scream and awe at its glory
Its brilliance the envious boo
Thine build is shapeless
And bulging through
The poor, ill-fated cloth
And Shoe
But if you choose I’ll teach you
How to be like me
To walk and talk seductively
Now, let’s talk about the fee
You see, my services are not for free
They surely come with cost
The price is this, a trifle dish
A serving of thine soul
If you object to this offer
Then I will not hold offense
I’ll simply pack up and leave this place
But that would not make sense
Pray think for just one second
And assess the situation
If you could be just like me
It’s a wonderful sensation
I’ll leave with this final word
Please, let me make my peace
I’ll give you one, single day
Before my offers cease
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| Behr_25 |
| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: |
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feel free to add anything you think to be appropriate and/or funny
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| Bunbury |
| Posted: Sun Apr 20, 2008 7:48 pm Post subject: |
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I thank thee for thy bouncy offer,
Delivered in your ditty,
Methinks thee is enamored of
Your own enormous titty.
Your service is uncalled for here,
So fare thee well and get thee hence,
For nary a dollar nor a pound
Shall reward your crass impertinence. |
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| Chemboy |
| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:02 pm Post subject: |
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I enjoyed that. It flows nicely, and can actually be kind of deep when you really think about it... Good job. Post some more poems if you have them...though perhaps in the Art and Culture forum.
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| JaneBennet |
| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:49 pm Post subject: |
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Since this is a science forum, how about some poems about science, or poems on scientific themes? 
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| Behr_25 |
| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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because poems about science or arithmatic 
are really boring and have no meaning whatsoever.
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| JaneBennet |
| Posted: Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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